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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Darkness that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Police's, "Darkness"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can dream up ceilings when I'm sitting in my seat
I don't see any floors 'til I get to my feet.
Original Lyrics:
I can dream up schemes when I'm sitting in my seat
I don't see any flaws 'til I get to my feet.
Disturbed's, "Darkness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuba reed again
To breed again on my own.
Original Lyrics:
To breathe again on my own.

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