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A long too time to go go.
Or down in London town to go, go.
All the girls of Tokyo,
On down to London Town I go-go.
On the floors of Tokyo
Or down in London Town to go, go.
And there's London town's a go-go
Or down in London town to go, go
And there's no one else inside
And there's no one else in sight
It's "Dancing", not "Dancin'"
Dancing in my cell
Dancing with myself
I've pooped all over the world
If I looked all over the world
If I had a chance, I'd ask a worm to dance
If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
If I had a chance, I'd ask one to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself.
If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself.
If I had the chance, I'd ask a worm to dance.
If I had the chance, I'd ask someone to dance.
If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
Well, she's Reggie Haji
Don't pass me by
I'll be dancing with myself.
If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
Your empty eyes seem
To pass me by
Leave me dancing with myself.
My ass begins to stink
It will give me time to think
Oh, because I'm totally old
I try to lunge in time to go-go.
On the floors of Tokyo
Or down in London Town to go, go.
On the first I saw a yoho
Sun down in London town's a go-go
On the floors of Tokyo
Or down in London town to go, go
On the floors of Tokyo
I got a London flight to go-o
Well I wait so long for my law fabrication
If I had the chance I'd ask a woman to dance
Fancy with myself oh oh.
On the floors of topio
I got a long damn time to go-go
Well I wait so long for my love vibration
If I had the chance I'd ask someone to dance
Dancing with myself oh oh.
On the further turf of yo-yo
On the floors of Tokyo
So let's sing another jig.
So let's sink another drink.
Well I ache so long for my love vibration.
Well, I wait so long for my love vibration.
Well I wait so long for my love operation
Well I wait so long for my love vibration
Well now it's so long for my love I'm reaching.
Well I wait so long for my love vibration.
With the record election and the mirror's reflection
With the record selection and the mirror's reflection
Your M-T-I seemed to pass me by
Your empty eyes seem to pass me by
I had a chance
I'd ask a worm to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
Swag, swag, swag...
Sweat, sweat, sweat...