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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Crazy Train that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Abraxas...Ha, ha, ha, ha
Original Lyrics:
All aboard...Ha, ha, ha, ha
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ali Bahh, ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
Original Lyrics:
All aboard, ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aliba!
Original Lyrics:
All aboard!
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Allah Akbar, ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
Original Lyrics:
All aboard, ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Aaron's in trouble, in Italy now
Original Lyrics:
Inheriting troubles, I'm mentally numb
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the one that's screaming
or
The woman screaming.
or
The womb is screaming.
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds still screaming.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the womb still healing.
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds not healing.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the wounds still healing.
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds not healing.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ankle bone not healing
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds not healing
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ankle ghouls still squeezing, driving me insane.
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Au revoir... Ha, ha, ha. ha
Original Lyrics:
All aboard...Ha, ha, ha, ha
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Axl Rose still screamin, driving me insane
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds still screaming driving me insane
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billions of people living as crows
Original Lyrics:
Millions of people living as foes
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bizzleboob is draining.
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds still screaming.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cannon Ball!!
Original Lyrics:
All aboard!
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living I suppose.
Original Lyrics:
Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people, living a***holes.
Original Lyrics:
Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dozens of colbalt, that's what you become.
You get into troubles and get nothing done
Original Lyrics:
Heirs of the cold war, thats what we've become.
Inheiriting troubles, I'm mentally numb
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Early bird
Original Lyrics:
All aboard
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hands on a crowbar, is what we've become
Original Lyrics:
Heirs of the cold war, that's what we've become.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hares at the kumquats
That's what we've been taught.
Original Lyrics:
Heirs of a cold war
That's what we've become.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hollaback, ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
Original Lyrics:
All aboard, ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that pizza goes with broccoli.
Original Lyrics:
I know that things are going wrong for me.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that pizza goes with broccoli.
Original Lyrics:
I know that things are going wrong for me.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I meant to lay down.
Original Lyrics:
I'm mentally numb.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I whistle at grandpas, who make their own rules.
Original Lyrics:
I've watched all the dropouts, who made their own rules.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm blowin' up the whales, an' I'm insane
Original Lyrics:
Goin' off the rails on a crazy train.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm eating Escargot off the window pane.
Original Lyrics:
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm goin' off the rails at a crazy speed.
Original Lyrics:
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm goin' off the rails on the gravy train.
Original Lyrics:
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going after Al and his crazy dreams.
Original Lyrics:
I'm going off the rails on the crazy train.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going after a real gone and crazy thing.
Original Lyrics:
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going after elves on a crazy train
Original Lyrics:
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going after rails on this crazy train.
Original Lyrics:
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going off derailed on a crazy train.
Original Lyrics:
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going off the rails of the gravy train.
Original Lyrics:
I'm going off the rail on a crazy train.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going off the tail of a crazy brain.
Original Lyrics:
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going out with Ray and his crazy friends
Original Lyrics:
I'm going off the rail on a crazy train
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going up the river in freezing rain
Original Lyrics:
Im going off the rails on a crazy train
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna leave Sharon to ride the Britney Spears Train.
Original Lyrics:
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living with Sandy, that just isn't fair
Original Lyrics:
I'm living with something that just isn't fair.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've listened to Bishops who rule and control
The millions of salesmen and you hit the roadOne person's condition, to rule and control
The media sells it and you hit the road
Original Lyrics:
One person conditioned to rule and control,
The media sells it, and you live the role
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've listened to beaches, I've listened to fools
I've locked in the drop box to make heroin rules
It's a losing condition to rule and control
The media sells it, and you'll live to roll.
Original Lyrics:
I've listened to preachers, I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts, who make their own rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it, and you have the role.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've listened to freak shows, I've listened to ghouls
I've watched all the croc files, who make their own rules.
Original Lyrics:
I've listened to preachers, I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts, who made their own rules.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've listened to peaches
I've listened to food.
Original Lyrics:
I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've listened to preachers, I've listened to fools
What's all this talk about who makes up the rules?
Original Lyrics:
I've listened to preachers, I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts, who made their own rules.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've wrestled a drunk mouse.
Original Lyrics:
I've watched all the dropouts.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've wrestled with dropouts.
or
I've worked for the dropouts.
or
I've watched out for dropouts.
Original Lyrics:
I've watched all the dropouts.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knuckle bones start screaming
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds start screaming
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make the wolves stop screaming, it's driving me insane.
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maple walnut healing
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds not healing
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marry me, it's not too late.
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds, not healing
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mental wound still bleeding.
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds not healing.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Metal wounds, still squealing,
Driving me insane,
I'm blowing up the rails of a crazy train!
Original Lyrics:
Metal wounds, still screaming.
Driving me insane.
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train!
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Millions of people living disposed
Original Lyrics:
Millions of people living as foes
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Millions of people picking their nose.
Original Lyrics:
Millions of people living as foes.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Millions of people with millions of hoes.
Original Lyrics:
Millions of people living as foes.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Millions of people with millions of toes
Original Lyrics:
Millions of people living as foes
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Millions of people, living I s'pose.
Original Lyrics:
Millions of people living as foes.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Millions of people, living as Osbournes.
Original Lyrics:
Millions of people, living as foes.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Millions of people
That's what we've become.
or
Miserable people
That's what we've become.
Original Lyrics:
Heirs of a cold war
That's what we've become.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oliver!
Original Lyrics:
All aboard!
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Osbourne...Ha, ha, ha, ha
Original Lyrics:
All aboard...Ha, ha, ha, ha
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peckerwoods still screaming.
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds still screaming.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pencil wounds not healing; life's a bitter game.
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds not healing; life's a bitter shame.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pinklewood's not hearing, driving me insane.
Original Lyrics:
Metal wounds not healing, driving me insane.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Praise him, but that's how it goes.
Original Lyrics:
Crazy, but that's how it goes.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trogdor!
Original Lyrics:
All aboard!
Trogdor is a reference to the internet cartoon, Strong Bad (which of course did not exist when this song came out).
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vegetables not healing, driving me insane.
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane.
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vegetables not peeling, driving me insane
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're goin' after the rails gonna break his face
Original Lyrics:
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who wants to play?
Original Lyrics:
Who and what's to blame?

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