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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Cool For Cats that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Squeeze's, "Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fancy this, I fancy that
I wanna piece of flesh.
Original Lyrics:
I fancy this, I fancy that
I wanna be so flash.
Squeeze's, "Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paul the Cat
Original Lyrics:
Cool for cats
Squeeze's, "Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
School for cats.
Original Lyrics:
Cool for cats.
Squeeze's, "Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shape up at the disco
And I think I've got a ball.
Original Lyrics:
Shake up at the disco
And I think I've got a pull.
Squeeze's, "Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Sweeney's doing ninety
'Cos they've got nowhere to go.
Original Lyrics:
The Sweeney's doing ninety
'Cos they've got the word to go.
Squeeze's, "Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
The score is with the corporal.
Original Lyrics:
The squaw is with the corporal.
Squeeze's, "Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
The swing is doing ninety 'cause they've got nowhere to go
They'll get a gang of villains in a shed up that they throw
They're counting out the fivers when the ear comes back again
In and out of Wantsworth with another Sunday night
It's funny how the missus always looks so bleedin' sane
And meanwhile at the station there's a couple of likely lads
Who're swiller as your father and they're very cool for cats
Original Lyrics:
The Sweeney's doing ninety 'cause they've got the word to go
They'll get a gang of villains in a shed up at Heathrow
They're counting out the fivers when the handcuffs lock again
In and out of Wandsworth with the numbers on their names
It's funny how the missus always looks the bleedin' same
And meanwhile at the station there's a couple of likely lads
Who swear like how's your father and they're very cool for cats
Squeeze's, "Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two F*ckheads
Original Lyrics:
Cool for cats.
Squeeze's, "Cool for Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fancy that's so fancy that I want a piece of flesh
I'll give a little missile and I'll spend a little cash
But all I get is be-er and a nasty little rash
Original Lyrics:
I fancy this, I fancy that, I wanna be so flash
I give a little muscle and I spend a little cash
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
Squeeze's, "Cool for Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
He wakes to find the fire's dead and arrows in his ass
Original Lyrics:
He wakes to find the fire's dead and arrows in his hat
Squeeze's, "Cool for Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
The squaw with the cool pussy is tied against the tree
Original Lyrics:
The squaw is with the corporal, she is tied against the tree

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