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Squeeze's, "Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fancy that's so fancy that I want a piece of flesh
I'll give a little missile and I'll spend a little cash
But all I get is be-er and a nasty little rash
I'll give a little missile and I'll spend a little cash
But all I get is be-er and a nasty little rash
Original Lyrics:
I fancy this, I fancy that, I wanna be so flash
I give a little muscle and I spend a little cash
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
I give a little muscle and I spend a little cash
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
Squeeze's, "Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he wakes to find the violence dead and an a*se in his hats
Original Lyrics:
And he wakes to find the fire's dead and arrows in his hats
Squeeze's, "Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
He wakes to find the fire's dead and arrows in his ass
Original Lyrics:
He wakes to find the fire's dead and arrows in his hat
Squeeze's, "Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fancy this, I fancy that
I want a piece of flesh.
I want a piece of flesh.
Original Lyrics:
I fancy this, I fancy that
I wanna be so flash.
I wanna be so flash.
Squeeze's, "Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shape up at the disco
And I think I've got a ball.
And I think I've got a ball.
Original Lyrics:
Shake up at the disco
And I think I've got a pull.
And I think I've got a pull.
Squeeze's, "Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Indians send signals from the rocks above the past
Original Lyrics:
The Indians send signals from the rocks above the pass
Squeeze's, "Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Sweeney's doing ninety
'Cuz they've got nowhere to go.
'Cuz they've got nowhere to go.
Original Lyrics:
The Sweeney's doing ninety
'Cuz they've got the word to go.
'Cuz they've got the word to go.
Squeeze's, "Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
The score is with the corporal.
Original Lyrics:
The squaw is with the corporal.
Squeeze's, "Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
The squaw with the cool pussy is tied against the tree
Original Lyrics:
The squaw is with the corporal, she is tied against the tree
Squeeze's, "Cool For Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
The swing is doing ninety 'cause they've got nowhere to go
They'll get a gang of villains in a shed up that they throw
They're counting out the fivers when the ear comes back again
In and out of Wantsworth with another Sunday night
It's funny how the missus always looks so bleedin' sane
And meanwhile at the station there's a couple of likely lads
Who're swiller as your father and they're very cool for cats
They'll get a gang of villains in a shed up that they throw
They're counting out the fivers when the ear comes back again
In and out of Wantsworth with another Sunday night
It's funny how the missus always looks so bleedin' sane
And meanwhile at the station there's a couple of likely lads
Who're swiller as your father and they're very cool for cats
Original Lyrics:
The Sweeney's doing ninety 'cause they've got the word to go
They'll get a gang of villains in a shed up at Heathrow
They're counting out the fivers when the handcuffs lock again
In and out of Wandsworth with the numbers on their names
It's funny how the missus always looks the bleedin' same
And meanwhile at the station there's a couple of likely lads
Who swear like how's your father and they're very cool for cats
They'll get a gang of villains in a shed up at Heathrow
They're counting out the fivers when the handcuffs lock again
In and out of Wandsworth with the numbers on their names
It's funny how the missus always looks the bleedin' same
And meanwhile at the station there's a couple of likely lads
Who swear like how's your father and they're very cool for cats
Squeeze's, "Cool for Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
And meanwhile at the station there's a couple of likely lads
Who smell like Estes Fauvre, and they're very cool for cats
Who smell like Estes Fauvre, and they're very cool for cats
Original Lyrics:
And meanwhile at the station there's a couple of likely lads
Who swear like, "How's your father?" and they're very cool for cats
Who swear like, "How's your father?" and they're very cool for cats
Squeeze's, "Cool for Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's funny how the missus always looks the bleedin' same
Original Lyrics:
It's funny how their missus always look the bleedin' same
Squeeze's, "Cool for Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
The score is with the corporal, she is tied against the tree
She doesn't mind the language, it's the thinkin' she don't need
She lets loose all the horses when the corporal is asleep
And he wakes to find the fife is gettin' arrows in his hats
She doesn't mind the language, it's the thinkin' she don't need
She lets loose all the horses when the corporal is asleep
And he wakes to find the fife is gettin' arrows in his hats
Original Lyrics:
The squaw is with the corporal, she is tied against the tree
She doesn't mind the language, it's the beatin' she don't need
She lets loose all the horses when the corporal is asleep
And he wakes to find the fire's dead and arrows in his hats
She doesn't mind the language, it's the beatin' she don't need
She lets loose all the horses when the corporal is asleep
And he wakes to find the fire's dead and arrows in his hats
Squeeze's, "Cool for Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
To change the mood a little I've been posting Dan a pub
Original Lyrics:
To change the mood a little I've been posing down the pub
Squeeze's, "Cool for Cats"
Misheard Lyrics:
To change the mood a little I've been showing off my nuts,
On seeing my reflection, they're looking slightly rough
On seeing my reflection, they're looking slightly rough
Original Lyrics:
To change the mood a little I've been posing down the pub,
On seeing my reflection, I'm looking slightly rough
On seeing my reflection, I'm looking slightly rough
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