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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Conquistador that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

30 Seconds To Mars', "Conquistador"
Misheard Lyrics:
A battle scar, cock he's the door
Original Lyrics:
A battle scarred conquistador
Procol Harum's, "Conquistador"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in your litmus face
Original Lyrics:
And in your death-mask face
Procol Harum's, "Conquistador"
Misheard Lyrics:
Conquistador -- a fortune sits upon your silver sheen
And in your rusty scabbard now, the Santas take the heat
And though your jewel-encrusted plate
Has not been plundered still
The scene has washed across all the place
And taken all that's fair.
Original Lyrics:
Conquistador -- a vulture sits upon your silver sheath
And in your rusty scabbard now, the sand has taken seed
And though your jewel-encrusted blade
Has not been plundered still
The sea has washed across your face
And taken of its fill.
Procol Harum's, "Conquistador"
Misheard Lyrics:
Conquistador -- a fortune sits upon your silver sheen
And in your rusty scabbard now, the Santas take the heat
And though your jewel-encrusted plate
Has not been plundered still
The scene has washed across all the place
And taken all that's fair.
Original Lyrics:
Conquistador -- a vulture sits upon your silver sheath
And in your rusty scabbard now, the sand has taken seed
And though your jewel-encrusted blade
Has not been plundered still
The sea has washed across your face
And taken of its fill.
Procol Harum's, "Conquistador"
Misheard Lyrics:
I kissed your door
Original Lyrics:
Conquistador
Procol Harum's, "Conquistador"
Misheard Lyrics:
She has washed her bras and face, and taken off her skin.
Original Lyrics:
The sea has washed across your face and taken of its fill.
Procol Harum's, "Conquistador"
Misheard Lyrics:
conked with a door
Original Lyrics:
Conquistador
Considering the way the song title's pronounced: maybe the singer WAS conked with a door.

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