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Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
A distance ships mark on the horizon
or
A distance ships smoke on the horizon
or
A distance ships smoke on the horizon
Original Lyrics:
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
A distant s*** swamp on the horizon
Original Lyrics:
A distant ship smoke on the horizon
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ahhhhhh ahhhh ahhh, African, come to me now.
Original Lyrics:
Ahhhhhh ahhhh ahhh, I've become comfortably numb.
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
But there is the chip smoke on the horizon
or
But there is a ship's smoke on the horizon
or
But there is a ship's smoke on the horizon
Original Lyrics:
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you may feel a little stick
Original Lyrics:
But you may feel a little sick.
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Capricorn, come with me home.
Original Lyrics:
I have become comfortably numb.
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had to come, comfort me Doug.
Original Lyrics:
And I have become comfortably numb.
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a cold,comfort me, mum
Original Lyrics:
I have become comfortably numb
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have a gun, comfort me now.
Original Lyrics:
I have become comfortably numb.
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have became comfortably won.
Original Lyrics:
I have become comfortably numb.
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have become a comfortable gnome.
Original Lyrics:
I have become comfortably numb.
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have become comfortably dumb.
Original Lyrics:
I have become comfortably numb.
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have become comfortably known
Original Lyrics:
I have become comfortably numb
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have become comfortably loved.
Original Lyrics:
I have become comfortably numb.
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have become, comfort me now.
Original Lyrics:
I have become comfortably numb.
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have come for blue rum.
Original Lyrics:
I have become comfortably numb.
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have to come, come with me now
Original Lyrics:
I have become Comfortably Numb
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have to come, comfortably numb.
Original Lyrics:
I have become, comfortably numb.
Scissor Sisters', "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to face the fast
Original Lyrics:
Just to face the facts
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
My hands felt just like tuba loons.
Original Lyrics:
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
My hands felt just like two lagoons.
Original Lyrics:
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
My hands swell just like two balloons.
Original Lyrics:
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head swelled just like a toy balloon.
Original Lyrics:
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Okay, just a little pin prick
Bend over, ahhhhhhh
Bend over, ahhhhhhh
Original Lyrics:
Okay, just a little pin prick
There'll be no more 'ahhhh'
There'll be no more 'ahhhh'
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Okay, just a little pin quick
Original Lyrics:
Okay, just a little pin prick
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Okay, just a little thin prick.
Original Lyrics:
Okay, just a little pin prick.
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Okay, just a little thin prick
On your knees, 'Ahhhh!'
On your knees, 'Ahhhh!'
Original Lyrics:
Okay, just a little pin prick
There'll be no more 'Ahhhh!'
There'll be no more 'Ahhhh!'
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
The distant ships won't come the horizon.
Original Lyrics:
A distant ship smoke on the horizon
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no brain, you are receiving,
a distant chipmunk on the horizon
a distant chipmunk on the horizon
Original Lyrics:
There is no pain, you are receding,
a distant ship's smoke on the horizon
a distant ship's smoke on the horizon
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no hair, you are receding.
Original Lyrics:
There is no pain, you are receeding.
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no pain, you are a ceiling
Original Lyrics:
There is no pain, you are receding
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no pain, you are a city
Original Lyrics:
There is no pain, you are receding
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no pain, you are receding
A dish of chips, smoked on the horizon.
A dish of chips, smoked on the horizon.
Original Lyrics:
There is no pain, you are receding
A distant ship smoke on the horizon.
A distant ship smoke on the horizon.
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no pain, you are receeding
A distant chipmunk on the horizon
A distant chipmunk on the horizon
Original Lyrics:
There is no pain, you are receeding
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is no pain, you are receiving
A distant ship smoke on the horizon.
A distant ship smoke on the horizon.
Original Lyrics:
There is no pain, you are receding
A distant ship smoke on the horizon.
A distant ship smoke on the horizon.
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was a child I caught a fieldmouse
Out of the corner of my eye
Out of the corner of my eye
Original Lyrics:
When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye
Out of the corner of my eye
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was a child I had a feeling
My head felt just like a tube of 'ludes.
My head felt just like a tube of 'ludes.
Original Lyrics:
When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons.
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was a child, I had a fever
My hands felt just like to the moons.
My hands felt just like to the moons.
Original Lyrics:
When I was a child, I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons.
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Pink Floyd's, "Comfortably Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
You have all become fluid waste.
Your lips move, but I can't hear what you say.
Your lips move, but I can't hear what you say.
Original Lyrics:
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying.
Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying.
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