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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Come Together that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come to gather light now, only me
Original Lyrics:
Come together, right now, over me
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together right now maybe
Original Lyrics:
Come together right now over me
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together right now, on your knees.
Original Lyrics:
Come together right now, over me.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together right now, ovary.
Original Lyrics:
Come together right now, over me.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together right now
Oh the meat
Original Lyrics:
Come together right now
Over me
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together, right now, bozo wheat.
or
Come together, right now, close to me.
Original Lyrics:
Come together, right now, over me.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together, right now, do re mi.
Original Lyrics:
Come together, right now, over me.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together, right now, for the beat.
Original Lyrics:
Come together, right now, over me.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together, right now, for the win.
Original Lyrics:
Come together, right now, over me.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together, right now, form the beat.
Original Lyrics:
Come together, right now, over me.
Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come together
Right now
Overby.
Original Lyrics:
Come together
Right now
Over me.
Michael Jackson's, "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doo Doo Eyeball
Original Lyrics:
Joo Joo Eyeball
MJ covered the song for a portion of his 1987 film "Michael Jackson: The Moonwalker."
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to be a joker, he just poops and he pees.
Original Lyrics:
Got to be a joker, he just do what he please.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to be a yolk or he'll just do what he please.
Original Lyrics:
Got to be a joker, he just do what he please.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to be at yoga, he just do what he please.
Original Lyrics:
Got to be a joker, he just do what he please.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He back production
He got Forrest Gump
He got on a sideboard
He want spinal crackers.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He back production
He got Morris Gumboot
He got on a sidecar
He want spinal flacker
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He back production
He got morris scumboot
He got ono sideball
He want spinal cracker
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bad production, he got walrus bingo.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production, he got walrus gumboot.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bad production, he got walrus gumboot
He got, oh, no sidebone
He one spinal cracker.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production, he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bad production; he caught Bryant Gumble.
He got Ono Cyborg; he wants spider crackers.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production; he got walrus gumboot.
He got Ono sideboard; he one spinal cracker.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bad production
He got walrus gum-boot
He got oh, no sideburns!
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard.
Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bad production
He got walrus gumbo.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bad production
He got walrus gumbo
He got off the sidewalk
He one spinal cracker.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bad production
He got walrus gunboats
He got Ono psycho
He want spinal cracker.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bag production, he got walrus bingo
Original Lyrics:
He bag production, he got walrus gumboot
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumbo.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He buy production
He got walrus gumbo
He got ono cyborg
He won spinal crack-up.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He come old black top
He came movin' up stoley
He got ju-ju pie ball
He drinks Holy water
He got feet down to his knee
Likes to wear a choker
He don't do what he needs.
Original Lyrics:
Here come old flat top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got Joo Joo eyeball
He want holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker
He just do what he please.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He come on Flat Top
or
He come off Flat Top.
Original Lyrics:
Here come old flat top.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He come over black top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got juju eyeballs
He got early roller.
Original Lyrics:
Here come old flat top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got jew-jew eyeball
He one holy roller.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He gag producition,
He got walrus gumbled,
He got Ono sidewalked, he one spinal cracker...
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got Mork and Mindy.
Original Lyrics:
He got Monkey Finger.
However, Mork & Mindy debuted several years AFTER this song was released. So this mishearing could be an anachronism.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got Ono cyborg.
Original Lyrics:
He got Ono sideboard.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got Ono socko
He want spinal cracker.
Original Lyrics:
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got Walrus Gumbo
Original Lyrics:
He got Walrus Gumboot
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got all no sad balz.
Original Lyrics:
He got Ono sideboard.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got ju-ju eyeballs
He one walrus scumbal.
Original Lyrics:
He got jew jew eyeball
He one walrus gumboot.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got koo-koo eyeballs
He want walrus gumball.
Original Lyrics:
He got jew-jew eyeball
He one walrus gumboot.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got walrus scoldrum.
Original Lyrics:
He got walrus gumboot.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got walrus scumboot
He got Onocycle
Original Lyrics:
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
You can get your Onocycle at Walmart, with Yoko Ono's own hair used as streamers on the handlebars!
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got working finger.
or
He got murky finger.
Original Lyrics:
He got monkey finger.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He got, oh no, sideburns.
Original Lyrics:
He got Ono sideboard.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He pan for Dutchman
He got walrus gunboat
He got Ono psycho
He got spinal tracking
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He want Mojo Filker
Original Lyrics:
He one Mojo filter
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He wear no shoeshine
He got Georgia football
He got mockin' finger
He shoot Coca-Cola.
Original Lyrics:
He wear no shoeshine
He got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger
He shoot Coca-Cola.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He wear no shoeshine
He got toe jam football
He got ucky finga
He shoot Coca-Cola.
Original Lyrics:
He wear no shoeshine
He got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger
He shoot Coca-Cola.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got bags and duck, son
He's got walrus scumboo
He's go oh no sidebone
He likes spinal crackers.
Original Lyrics:
He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker.
Mmmmm, spinal crackers!
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here come ol' bad dog.
Original Lyrics:
Here come old flat top.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here come old flak top
He got movin' up soley
He got juju eyeball
He want Holy molar
He got down below his knee
Got to be a choker
He just do what he feeds.
Original Lyrics:
Here come old flat top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got ju-ju eyeball
He one holy roller
He got hair down to his knees
Got to be a joker
He just do what he please.
Michael Jackson's, "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold him in his arm-chair
You can feel his dilease
Original Lyrics:
Hold you in his arm 'til
You can feel his disease
This idea of misheard lyrics is awesome. Nice Job. Keep it up!
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold you in his armchair, you can feel his disease
Original Lyrics:
Hold you in his arms, yeah, you can feel his disease
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold you in his arms, yeah, you can feel his disease
Original Lyrics:
Hold you in his armchair, you can feel his disease
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold you in his entrée, you can feel his disease.
Original Lyrics:
Hold you in his arms, yeah, you can feel his disease.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marijuana, she wants mojo filter
or
Muddy water, she wants mojo filter
or
Muddy water, she wants mojo filter
Original Lyrics:
Muddy water, he one mojo filter
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
S**t
Original Lyrics:
Sh...
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sh*t
Original Lyrics:
(the 'Sh!' sound whispered during the opening bass riff)
John was actually chanting "Shoot me" during the instrumental breaks. (hence the misheard "sh*t") In the final album release, it was partially covered by the bass riff, but in the earlier version released on the Anthology, it is quite clear.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shacked up!
or
Shatter!
or
Schick up!
or
Shit top!
Original Lyrics:
Shoot me!
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoop.
Original Lyrics:
(the 'Sh!' sound whispered during the opening bass riff)
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoop
Original Lyrics:
Sh!
At the beginning of the song, Ringo Starr used elaborate special microphone configuration to achieve the tight rifle-shot snare beats.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shotgun
Original Lyrics:
Shoot me!
The words 'shoot me' are covered up by the bass guitar. If you ever get a chance to hear a version without bass, it says 'shoot me' very clearly.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trojan Football
Original Lyrics:
Toe jam football
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walrus Gumbel
Original Lyrics:
Walrus gumboot
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warning, warning, warning street.
Original Lyrics:
One and one and one is three.
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Water, water, water's free
Original Lyrics:
One and one and one is three
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wonky finger, he shoot Coca-Cola
Original Lyrics:
Monkey finger, he shoot Coca-Cola
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
You come on flat top
You've got groovin' up slowly
You've got choo choo eyeballs
You've got holy mojo.
Original Lyrics:
Here come old flat top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got ju ju eyeball
He want holy roller.

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