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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Coma that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Guns N Roses', "Coma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Both my father and father are gay
It's a miracle how long I've been straight.
Original Lyrics:
Slippin' farther and farther away
It's a miracle how long we can stay.
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody sings it
Nobody hits him
So keep your secret
Original Lyrics:
Nobody sees it
Nobody hears it
So keep your secret

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