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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> C -> Coconut
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Coconut that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Harry Nilsson's, "Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forty forty coconutty, forty forty dyna-sister
Had another washing penny for the lime.
Had another washing penny for the lime.
Original Lyrics:
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for the lime.
His sister had another one, she paid it for the lime.
Harry Nilsson's, "Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
He put the lion in the coconut
He drank the bold cup.
He drank the bold cup.
Original Lyrics:
He put the lime in the coconut
He drank them both up.
He drank them both up.
Harry Nilsson's, "Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey doctor!
There ain't nothin' I can bake?
There ain't nothin' I can bake?
Original Lyrics:
I say, 'Doctor!
Ain't there nothin' I can take?'
Ain't there nothin' I can take?'
Harry Nilsson's, "Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put the lime in the cock, you nut
Original Lyrics:
Put the lime in the coconut
Harry Nilsson's, "Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put the lime in the cocoa butt(er)
Original Lyrics:
Put the lime in the coconut
Harry Nilsson's, "Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put the lime in the coffee pot
Original Lyrics:
Put the lime in the coconut
Harry Nilsson's, "Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put the line and the polka dots
Original Lyrics:
Put the lime in the coconut
Harry Nilsson's, "Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put the line in the coconut
Original Lyrics:
Put the lime in the coconut
Harry Nilsson's, "Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put the lion in the coconut
And call me in the morning.
And call me in the morning.
Original Lyrics:
Put the lime in the coconut
And call me in the morning.
And call me in the morning.
Harry Nilsson's, "Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
You put the lime in the Coke, you nut
And drink it all up.
And drink it all up.
Original Lyrics:
You put the lime in the coconut
And drink them both up.
And drink them both up.
Harry Nilsson's, "Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
You put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em all up.
Original Lyrics:
You put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up.
Harry Nilsson's, "Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
You put the lime in the coconut and drink a boat up
Original Lyrics:
You put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up.
Harry Nilsson's, "Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
You put the lime in the coconut and drink a bowl up.
Original Lyrics:
You put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up.
Harry Nilsson's, "Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up.
Original Lyrics:
You put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up.
Harry Nilsson's, "Coconut"
Misheard Lyrics:
You put the line in the coconut and drink the boat up
Original Lyrics:
You put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up
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