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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Closer that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Ne-Yo's, "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I just can't hold my super wife
Original Lyrics:
And I just can't pull myself away
Ne-yo's, "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm looking for my superwife
Original Lyrics:
And I just can't pull myself away
Kings Of Leon's, "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's cutting clovers
Original Lyrics:
And it's coming closer
The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey's, "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bite that fat dude on the shoulder
Original Lyrics:
Bite that tattoo on your shoulder
Ne-Yo's, "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fund her wrist pelt, I can't wake
Original Lyrics:
Under her spell I can't break
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me go and play with myself
Original Lyrics:
Help me get away from myself
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me think I'm somebody else.
Original Lyrics:
Help me become somebody else.
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me think of somebody else.
Original Lyrics:
Help me become somebody else.
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am your Easter Bunny.
Original Lyrics:
You are my reason.
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I broke my heart from inside
Original Lyrics:
I broke apart my insides
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I drink the honey
With a spatula.
Original Lyrics:
I drink the honey
Inside your hive.
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I drink your money, it's full of dimes.
Original Lyrics:
I drink the honey inside your hive.
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna (mumble mumble) ammo!
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an animal!
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like The Alamo.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an animal.
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an MRI
or
I wana f*** you like an antelope
My whole existence is gone.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed.
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an arrow.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an animal.
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an elephant.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an animal.
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an elf.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an animal.
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an owl.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an animal.
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna f**k you like an animal,
I want an eel running in your insides
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f**k you like an animal,
I want to feel you from the inside
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna floss you like an animal.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an animal.
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna funk you like an animal
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an animal
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a duck shaped like a triangle.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f*** you like an animal.
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to f*** you like an enema.
Original Lyrics:
I want to f*** you like an animal.
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to f*** you like in animé.
Original Lyrics:
I want to f*** you like an animal.
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna cut you like an animal
Original Lyrics:
I wanna f#@k you like an animal
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's success I can smell
Original Lyrics:
It's your sex I can smell
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's your sex I can sell.
Original Lyrics:
It's your sex I can smell.
The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey's, "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like that tattoo on your shoulder
Original Lyrics:
Bite that tattoo on your shoulder
Ne-Yo's, "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mull of Kintyre
Original Lyrics:
I just can't stop
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
My whole existence is gone.
Original Lyrics:
My whole existence is flawed.
Chainsmokers', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull the sheets right off the corner,
Of the mattress that you stole,
From your roommate back in Bordeaux
Original Lyrics:
Pull the sheets right off the corner,
Of the mattress that you stole,
From your roommate back in Boulder
Chainsmokers', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say, play that beat the lady Tucson
Now we need to die in Tucson, okay
Original Lyrics:
Stay and play that Blink-182 song
That we beat to death in Tuscon, okay
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some sex I can smell.
Original Lyrics:
It's your sex I can smell.
Chainsmokers', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay and play that Blink-182 song
While we beat to death in Tuscon, okay
Original Lyrics:
Stay and play that Blink-182 song
That we beat to death in Tuscon, okay
Noreaga's, "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still gettin calls from Thailand
Original Lyrics:
Still gettin calls from the Island
The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey's, "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
We will never get an odor
Original Lyrics:
We ain't ever getting older
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can have my a** in your face.
Original Lyrics:
You can have my absence of faith.
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can have my ice cream and cake.
Original Lyrics:
You can have my absence of faith.
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can have my insulation
You can have the heat that it brings
You can have my asbestos flakes
You can have my herbal tea.
Original Lyrics:
You can have my isolation
You can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith
You can have my everything.
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't help my 'sation
You can't help the hate that it brings
You can't help my essence of faith
You can't help what works for me.
Original Lyrics:
You can have my isolation
You can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith
You can have my everything.
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't help my ovulation.
Original Lyrics:
You can have my isolation.
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You have the violation
You have the desecration
You have the penetration
you have the consiccation.
Original Lyrics:
You let me violate you
You let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you
You let me complicate you.
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me breakfast
Original Lyrics:
You make me perfect
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me high-pitched
Original Lyrics:
You make me perfect
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me upset,
help me pick on somebody else
Original Lyrics:
You make me perfect,
help me become somebody else
Nine Inch Nails', "Closer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You may be perfect
Help me think I'm somebody else.
Original Lyrics:
You make me perfect
Help me become somebody else.

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