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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Clocks that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I feel like scumcake
Original Lyrics:
Nothing else compares.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I seen a skunk head.
Original Lyrics:
And nothing else compares.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm feelin' stinky.
Original Lyrics:
And nothing else compares.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm feeling skanky.
Original Lyrics:
And nothing else compares.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a chobo that can't be named.
Original Lyrics:
And a trouble that can't be named.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
And shooting, I got off my head.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children like to pull my hair.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children that pulled off my head.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clocks go on and I can't be saved.
Original Lyrics:
Lights go out and I can't be saved.
I thought that the opening line had something to do with the title. Wrong! (The title isn't even mentioned until the second verse.)
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close-in walls and ticking clocks
Original Lyrics:
Closing walls and ticking clocks
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close-in walls and ticking clogs
Original Lyrics:
Closing walls and ticking clocks
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close-in walls and ticking clots
Original Lyrics:
Closing walls and ticking clocks
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Closing wads and tickling clots.
Original Lyrics:
Closing walls and ticking clocks
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Closing wards and chicken pox
Original Lyrics:
Closing walls and ticking clocks
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clothes and walls and tickin' clocks
Original Lyrics:
Closing walls and ticking clocks
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coffee shop never stops.
Original Lyrics:
Confusion that never stops.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cold fusion never stops.
Original Lyrics:
Confusion never stops.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cold fusion never stops
Closing walls and ticking clocks.
Original Lyrics:
Confusion never stops
Closing walls and ticking clocks.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come out of things unsaid
Shoot an apple, give me hell.
Original Lyrics:
Come out of things unsaid
Shoot an apple off my head.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Confucians never stop.
Original Lyrics:
Confusion never stops.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Confucius, he never pops.
Original Lyrics:
Confusion, it never stops.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could not stop the tuna mont
Original Lyrics:
I could not stop that you now know
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curse Miss Oprah's tuna cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Curse missed opportunities.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curse me out in Javanese.
Original Lyrics:
Cursed missed opportunities.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curse me stop, put you at ease.
Original Lyrics:
Curse missed opportunities
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curse me, stop my tuna feeds.
Original Lyrics:
Cursed missed opportunities.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curse me, stop putting you at ease.
Original Lyrics:
Cursed missed opportunities
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curse me, stop the chickadees
Original Lyrics:
Cursed missed opportunities
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curse me, stop virginites.
Original Lyrics:
Curse missed opportunities
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curse vespas and chickadees
Original Lyrics:
Cursed missed opportunities
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cursed me with the chickadees.
Original Lyrics:
Cursed missed opportunities
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me down upon my knees.
Original Lyrics:
You've put me down upon my knees.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** me down upon my knees
Oh, I beg I beg and plead.
Original Lyrics:
You've put me down upon my knees
Oh, I beg, I beg and plead.
Coal Chamber's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***
In comes my p***s.
Original Lyrics:
Clock
It counts my fears.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fights go out and I can be paved.
Original Lyrics:
Lights go out and I can't be saved.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have f***ed me down up on my knees.
Original Lyrics:
Have brought me down upon my knees.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home, home, where I want you to go.
Original Lyrics:
Home, home, where I wanted to go.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could not stop the China Gnome.
Original Lyrics:
I could not stop that you now know
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could not stop the cinnamom.
Original Lyrics:
I could not stop, that you now know.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could not stop the genome.
Original Lyrics:
I could not stop that you now know.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could not stop the tuna gnome.
Original Lyrics:
I could not stop, that you now know.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could not stop the tune I've known.
Original Lyrics:
I could not stop that you now know.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could not stop, the chin, oh no.
Original Lyrics:
I could not stop, that you now know.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could not stop, the tune I'm on.
Original Lyrics:
I could not stop, that you now know.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a haggis waiting to be tamed...
Original Lyrics:
A tiger's waiting to be tamed.
Editor's note: Please do not place quotation marks around the lyrics. It is redundant.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss Miss Opa, tuna team
Original Lyrics:
Cursed missed opportunities.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights go down and I can't be seen
Times that I try to swim again.
Original Lyrics:
Lights go out and I can't be saved
Tides that I tried to swim against.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights go out in a cab seat.
Original Lyrics:
Lights go out and I can't be saved.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights go out in a candy saint.
Original Lyrics:
Lights go out and I can't be saved.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights go out in a candy sea
Toss and I tried to swim again.
Original Lyrics:
The lights go out and I can't be saved
Tides that I tried to swim against.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights go out in a candy store.
or
Lights go out in a candid scene.
Original Lyrics:
Lights go out and I can't be saved.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights go out in a curry way.
Original Lyrics:
Lights go out and I can't be saved.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights go out in the Canvey Sea.
Original Lyrics:
Lights go out and I can't be saved.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lots go out in a candy stand.
Original Lyrics:
Lights go out and I can't be saved.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
My arms smell so skunky
Original Lyrics:
Nothing else compares.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing el scumcake.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing else compares.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing else can pay
Original Lyrics:
Nothing else compares.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, ah!
Original Lyrics:
You are
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or am I part of Ms. Mindy
Original Lyrics:
Or am I part of the disease
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shew the night, pull off my head.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoe that I pulled off my hand
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoe that I pulled off my head.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot an apple at my head.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot an apple up my head.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot and I fall off my head.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot, and I blew off my head
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head
Cold Play's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should not have blown off my head.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shouldn't I blow off my head?
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shouldn't I pull off my head?
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shouldn't I pull out my head?
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shouldn't I pull up my head?
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shouldn't I put up my hand?
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talk to that truck swimmer again.
Original Lyrics:
Tides that I tried to swim against.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tarzan I tried to swim against.
Original Lyrics:
The tides that I tried to swim against.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lights go out and I can't be seen
Tides that I tried to swim against.
Original Lyrics:
The lights go out and I can't be saved
Tides that I tried to swim against.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lights go out and I can't saved
Guys that I tried to win against
F*** me down upon my knees
Oh, I beg, I beg him please singing.
Original Lyrics:
The lights go out and I can't be saved
Tides that I tried to swim against
Have brought me down upon my knees
Oh I beg, I beg and plead singing.
Cold Play's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shoe that I pull off my head.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shoe that I pulled off my head.
Original Lyrics:
Shoot an apple off my head.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tigers tried to swim again
Original Lyrics:
Tides that I tried to swim against.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tigers waiting to be tamed
Original Lyrics:
His heart is waiting to be tamed
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Transfusion never stops
Closing jaws and chickin pox.
Original Lyrics:
Confusion never stops
Closing walls and ticking clocks.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vomitando por naliz.
Original Lyrics:
Have brought me down upon my knees.
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woooooooooo! Off!
Original Lyrics:
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Are!
Coldplay's, "Clocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yooooooo, yoooooooo!
Original Lyrics:
You are, you are!

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