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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Christmas Wrapping that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
The Waitresses', "Christmas Wrapping"
Misheard Lyrics:
A&P has pride in me
With the world's smallest turkey.
With the world's smallest turkey.
Original Lyrics:
A&P has provided me
With the world's smallest turkey.
With the world's smallest turkey.
Even though A&P's slogan in the 80s was "We have pride in you," that is not what is actually being said in the song.
The Waitresses', "Christmas Wrapping"
Misheard Lyrics:
Completing sanctioned actions.
Original Lyrics:
Completions and connections.
The Waitresses', "Christmas Wrapping"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dinner, of course, this summertime
Original Lyrics:
Didn't, of course, 'til summertime
The Waitresses', "Christmas Wrapping"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't think I have the enemy
Original Lyrics:
Don't think I have the energy
The Waitresses', "Christmas Wrapping"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not to sing too much about it
Original Lyrics:
Not to do too much about it
The Waitresses', "Christmas Wrapping"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh dad, guess what I forgot!
Original Lyrics:
Oh damn, guess what I forgot!
The Waitresses', "Christmas Wrapping"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smelly fishes, smelly fishes
Original Lyrics:
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
The Waitresses', "Christmas Wrapping"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's delicious, that's delicious,
But I think I'll eat some corn this year
But I think I'll eat some corn this year
Original Lyrics:
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
But I think I'll miss this one this year
But I think I'll miss this one this year
The Waitresses', "Christmas Wrapping"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's how you ask BP
Original Lyrics:
That's RSVP
The Waitresses', "Christmas Wrapping"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me have pride in me
With the world's smallest turkey.
With the world's smallest turkey.
Original Lyrics:
A&P has provided me
With the world's smallest turkey.
With the world's smallest turkey.
A & P is a former supermarket chain headquartered is in Montivale, New Jersey.
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