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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Chop Suey! that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

System of a Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burn them!
Original Lyrics:
Father
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** a whore! F*** a whore!
Original Lyrics:
Father! Father
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
F****t
Original Lyrics:
Father
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***er!
Original Lyrics:
Father!
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
F**K off!
Original Lyrics:
Father!
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
F**K off
Original Lyrics:
Father!
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
F**k off, f**k off
Original Lyrics:
Father, father
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
F**ker! F**ker!
Original Lyrics:
Father, father
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fall into your hands
I condamn my spirit.
Original Lyrics:
Father into your hands
I commend my spirit.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fall into your head
Original Lyrics:
Father, into your hands
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Farmer!
Original Lyrics:
Father!
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Father Dearhands
Original Lyrics:
Father into your hands
I commend my spirit.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Father Deerhead
I commend my spirit.
Original Lyrics:
Father into your hands
I commend my spirit.
System of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Firepower! Firepower!
Original Lyrics:
Father! Father!
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Foghorn, Leghorn
Original Lyrics:
Father, Father
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Foghorn, foghorn
Original Lyrics:
Father, father
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
For the deer heads
Original Lyrics:
Father, into your hands
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
From your dear hands
Original Lyrics:
Father, into your hands
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandma should put a little makeup.
Original Lyrics:
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandma should put a little makeup
Original Lyrics:
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandma won't you put a little makeup
Original Lyrics:
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandma won't you put a little makeup
Original Lyrics:
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have yourself a bagel with a shake-up.
Original Lyrics:
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up.
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heidi's guard could feign new wave in Jacob.
Original Lyrics:
Hide the scars to fade away the shake up.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hide his car to pay away the loan shark.
Original Lyrics:
Hide the scars to fade away the shake up.
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hide the fact that you left the seat up
Original Lyrics:
Hide the scars to fade away the shake up
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you trust in I
It's self righteous to decide.
or
Self righteous to a sigh.
Original Lyrics:
i don't think you trust in my
Self righteous suicide.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess you'll see the tape when you wake up.
Original Lyrics:
Hide the scars and fade away the shake-up.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just masturbated with a fleshlight.
Original Lyrics:
Hide the scars and fade away the shake-up!
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just masturbated with a shingle.
Original Lyrics:
Hide the scars to fade away the shake up.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just masturbated with the shade up.
Original Lyrics:
Hide the scars and fade away the shakeup.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just masturbated with the shake-up!
Original Lyrics:
Hide the scars and fade away the shake-up!
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm constipated with the ketchup.
Original Lyrics:
Hide the scars and fade away the shakeup.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother! F***er!
Original Lyrics:
Father, father
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Motherf***er! Motherf***er!
Original Lyrics:
Father, father! Father, father!
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poisoning the kids upon the table
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sega!
Original Lyrics:
Wake up!
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trust in my self right to decide.
Original Lyrics:
Trust in my self-righteous suicide.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trust in thy self-right-chop suey-cide.
Original Lyrics:
Trust in my self-righteous suicide.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up (wake up)
Grandma should put on a little makeup
Original Lyrics:
Wake up (wake up)
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up Grandma should put a little makeup
Original Lyrics:
Wake up grab a brush and put a little makeup
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up!
Why don't you put on a little make-up?
Original Lyrics:
Wake up
Grab a brush and put a little make-up.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up!
Why don't you put on a little makeup?
I discuss you fade away the shakeup
Why'd you leave the kids up on the table?
Hear yourself create another fable.
Original Lyrics:
Wake up!
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
I just crossed the feeling with a shakeup
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go, create another fable.
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up, Grandma needs to put on some more make up
Why'd you leave the kids up on the table?
Original Lyrics:
Wake up, grab a brush and put a little make up
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up
Grandpa, she put on a little make-up.
Original Lyrics:
Wake up
Grab a brush and put a little make-up.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
When angels deserve some pie.
Original Lyrics:
When angels deserve to die.
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't I put on a little make-up?
Original Lyrics:
Grab a brush and put a little make-up.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't put on a little make up?
Original Lyrics:
Grab a brush and put a little makeup.
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd you f*** the keys up by the cable?
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the Uzi on the table?
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the ketchup on the table.
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the keys up on the table
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the ketchup on the table?
You wanted to
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
You wanted to
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the ketchup on the table?
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the keys up on the table?
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the ketchup on the table?
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
System of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the kids up on the table?
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the keys up on the table?
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the kids upon the table?
Who you going to fable?
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd you leave your teeth up on the table?
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you leave your keys up on the table?
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why's there ketchup on the table?
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
A manitou!
Original Lyrics:
You wanted to!
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burn them! Burn them!
Original Lyrics:
Father! Father!
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** off!
Original Lyrics:
Father!
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** off, f*** off!
or
F****t, f****t!
Original Lyrics:
Father, Father!
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** off, f****t
F*** off, f*****t
Fall into your hands and command
My spirit fall into you and
Why have you forsaken me?
Original Lyrics:
Father, father
Father, father
Father, into your hands I commend
My spirit father, into your hands
Why have you forsaken me?
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
F****s into your a**
I commit my semen.
Original Lyrics:
Father, into your hands
I commend my spirit.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***er
Original Lyrics:
Father
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
F**k that whore
Original Lyrics:
Father
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
F**k your Grandma!
Original Lyrics:
Father, father
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Faggots into your hands I commend my spirit
Original Lyrics:
Father into your hands I commend my spirit
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Faggots into your hands I commit my semen
Original Lyrics:
Father, into your hands I commend my spirit.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Faghza!
Original Lyrics:
Father!
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fall into your hands, I command my spirit.
Original Lyrics:
Father, into your hands, I commend my spirit.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Father (bow down)
Mother (AIYAH!)
Original Lyrics:
Father (father)
Father (father)
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Father Dearhands
I convey my spirits.
Original Lyrics:
Father, into your hands
I commend my spirit.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Father Deerhands
I commend my spirit
Father Deerhands.
Original Lyrics:
Father, into your hands
I commend my spirit
Father, into your hands.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Father into your pants
I command you spit it.
Original Lyrics:
Father, into your hands
I commend my spirit.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fraggle rock
Original Lyrics:
Father, father
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the deep end
I commend my spirit
Original Lyrics:
Father, into your hands
I commend my spirit.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandma should put on a little make up.
Original Lyrics:
Grab a brush and put on a little make up
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandma should put on some makeup
Original Lyrics:
Grab a brush and put a little make-up
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandpa should put on a little make-up.
Original Lyrics:
Hide the scars to fade away the shake up.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think you trust
In, my self right to suicide.
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you trust
In, my, self righteous suicide.
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just masterbated with the ketchup
Original Lyrics:
Hide the scars to fade away the shake up
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just masturbated with a shake up
Original Lyrics:
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just masturbated with the snake oil.
Original Lyrics:
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wacked it and I have to wake up.
Original Lyrics:
Hide the scars to fade away the shake up.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sega
Original Lyrics:
Wake up
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shut up and preheat another fable (you wanted to).
Original Lyrics:
Here you go, create another fable (you wanted to).
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake Up!
Grandma should put on a little make-up
Original Lyrics:
Wake Up!
Grab a brush and put on a little make-up
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up (wake up)
Grandma should put on a little make-up.
Original Lyrics:
Wake up (wake up)
Grab a brush and put a little make-up.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up!
Grab a brush and put on a little make up
I'm just constapated from the shake up.
Original Lyrics:
Wake up!
Grab a brush and put on a little make up
Hide the scars to fade away the shake up.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up!
Grandpa should put on a little makeup
I just masturbated with the shake-up.
Original Lyrics:
Wake up!
Grab a brush put on a little makeup
Hide the scars and fade it with the shake-up.
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up; Grandma made you put a little make up
Original Lyrics:
Wake up, grab a brush, and put a little make up
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up
Grab a lush and rape him for some make up
Ride his cars to fade away the shake up.
Original Lyrics:
Wake up
Grab a brush and put on a little makeup
Hide the scars to fade away the shake up.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up
Grandma should put on a little make-up
I just masturbated with a shake- up.
Original Lyrics:
Wake up
Grab a brush and put a little make-up
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up
I think I'll put on a li'l make-up
Then I'm gonna make some more milkshake-a
Why d'you leave that quiche upon the table?
(Here ya go) Create another table (you want to!)
Original Lyrics:
Wake up
Grab a brush and put a little makeup
Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable (you wanted to)
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why have you slapped my cheery tree?
Original Lyrics:
Why have you forsaken me?
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why you masterbating with the shade up?
Original Lyrics:
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the crystal on the table?
You wanted to?
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
You wanted to.
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the ketchup on the table???
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table??
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the ketchup on the table?
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the keys up on the table?
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the ketchup on the table?
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the ketchup on the table
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the kids up on the table
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the keys up on the table
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the kids upon the table
there you go, create another table
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the keys up on the table
there you creating another fable
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the t**s up on the table?
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the keys up on the table?
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd you live with the kids on the table?
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you leave the keys up on the table?
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd you put the creamcheese on the bagel?
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you put the keys upon the table?
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd you put the ketchup on the table?
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you put the keys up on the table?
System Of A Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd you put the kids up on the table? (But I farted too.)
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you put the keys up on the table? (You wanted to.)
System of a Down's, "Chop Suey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why'd you put the kids up on the table?
Original Lyrics:
Why'd you put the keys upon the table?

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