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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Cheap Wine that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
A shief of wire and a freeway woe.
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a 3 day growth.
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby you can shout at me
But you can't leave my eyes
But you can't leave my eyes
Original Lyrics:
Baby you can shout at me
But you can't meet my eyes
But you can't meet my eyes
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chap whining on the radio
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap Wine and a free bread roll
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
PJ adds: "Barnesy, Don Walker and Ian Moss certainly made this song famous in 1980. So many people didn't understand the true lyrics of many Australian artists."
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap Wine and a teenage grope
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap car and a freeway-to-go
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine a free Daygo.
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and 2 bread rolls
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and I'll drink with a horse.
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth.
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and I'm 3 days old.
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a 3 day growth.
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and I'm feelin' good.
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and I'm feeling gross.
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a 3 day growth.
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and I'm ready to go
or
Cheap wine and a three-day book
or
Cheap wine and a three-day book
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a 3 day ho.
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a 3 day growth.
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a 3 day hope
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a 3 day growth.
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a 3 day roast
Original Lyrics:
Cheap Wine and a 3 day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a 3-legged goat
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a 3 day growth.
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a 3D girl
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a big red boat
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a cheese on toast
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a dose of Deep Throat
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine, and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a drink of rum
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a 3 day growth.
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a female goat
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a free bag of dope
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chiesel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a free can of coke
or
Cheap wine and a free can of hope
or
Cheap wine and a free can of hope
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a free dead goat
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a free egg roll
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a free way road
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a leaky boat
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a little red car
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a pig in the poke
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a teenage goat
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a teenage grope
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a teenage love
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a 3 day growth.
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a teenage pro
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three day road
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three day roast
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three legged dog
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three legged goat
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three lettered note.
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three litre Coke
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day ho
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-legged ghost
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a 3 day growth.
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-legged goat
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a treated gout
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and an easy grope
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and cheese on toast.
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three day growth.
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and get some beer
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a 3 day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine that is three days old.
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three day growth.
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese, wine and a three legged goat
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine, and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken wipe with the minimo
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chief Wild Eagle, three legged goat
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a 3-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chief Wild-eagle and his three legged goat
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine, and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my cheap wine and a free bag of dope
Original Lyrics:
I got my cheap wine and a three day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep trying with a three legged dog.
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth.
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a chicko roll
or
Cheap wine and a secret hope
or
Cheap wine and I'm three days home
or
Cheap wine and a three legged goat.
or
Cheap wine and a female goat
or
Cheap wine and a 3 day coke
or
Cheap wine and 3 gay goats
or
Sheep white and a three legged goat
or
Cheap Wine and a three day grope
or
Bitten by a teenage bloke
or
Cheap wine and a fillet pork
or
I keep trying with a three legged dog
or
I keep trying with a three legged dog
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a 3 day growth.
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep trying with a three-legged dog
or
Cheap wine and a three-bedroom home
or
Cheap wine and a three-bedroom home
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a 3 day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smoked a denim and cigar.
Original Lyrics:
I smoked a Danneman cigar.
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep whinin' when I'm feeling low.
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meddling every minute of the day before
Original Lyrics:
Mending every minute of the day before
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once I smoked a dynamite cigar.
Original Lyrics:
Once I smoked a Danneman cigar.
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
S***wipin' with Mindy Cohn
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
[Ed.s note: Mindy Cohn was the actress that played sweet and chubby Natalie on "The Facts of Life".]
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
She smiled at a three headed bloke
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's crying like a teenage pro.
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three day growth.
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's fine as a three legged goat
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's lying on a three-legged goat
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's mine an' a she don't know.
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's wider than a feeding goat.
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a 3 day growth.
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's wild as a female goat
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's wild like a three-legged goat.
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheep wild and a three legged goat.
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a 3 day growth.
Cold chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheep wine and 3 day moe
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three day growth
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheep wine, and a pig-head goat.
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth.
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheep wire, I'm a pig-headed bloke.
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a three-day growth.
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spending every minute of the day before
Watching the ocean, watching the shore
Watching some girls, and thinkin' they could never be mine
Never be mine, yeah
Watching the ocean, watching the shore
Watching some girls, and thinkin' they could never be mine
Never be mine, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Mending every minute of the day before
Watching the ocean, watching the shore
Watching the sunrise, and thinkin' there could never be more
Never be more, yeah
Watching the ocean, watching the shore
Watching the sunrise, and thinkin' there could never be more
Never be more, yeah
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