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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Chalk Dust Torture that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Phish's, "Chalk Dust Torture"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until I am old,
can I live long gone? or Can I live young gun.
or
Before I get old,
let me live, Youngblood.
or
Before I get old,
let me live, Youngblood.
Original Lyrics:
Can't this wait till I'm old?
Can't I live while I'm young?
Phish's, "Chalk Dust Torture"
Misheard Lyrics:
But who can unlearn all the facts about love.
Original Lyrics:
But who can unlearn all the facts that I've learned.
Phish's, "Chalk Dust Torture"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come stumble my mirthbeatin' worker
I'll j*** on your family burger.
Original Lyrics:
Come stumble my mirth beaten worker
I'm Jesmund, the family berzerker.

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