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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Centerfold that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
A part of me has just been erect
Original Lyrics:
A part of me has just been ripped
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
A part of me has just been ripped
Pages from a manuscript.
or
A part of me has just been ripped
Angels from my mind are stripped.
Original Lyrics:
A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
A part of me is just erect.
Original Lyrics:
A part of me has just been ripped.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angel and the cell-a-phone
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angel and the cellophane
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angel in a sycamore patch
Original Lyrics:
Angel is a centerfold
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angels in a catapult
Original Lyrics:
My Angel is a centerfold
J Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
As salt versus sweater
Original Lyrics:
Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does she walk, does she talk,
does she cough or bleat?
Original Lyrics:
Does she walk, does she talk,
does she come complete?
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does she walk, does she talk, does she call the police
Original Lyrics:
Does she walk, does she talk, does she come complete
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does she walk, does she talk, does she come from Leeds?
Original Lyrics:
Does she walk, does she talk, does she come complete?
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does she walk, does she talk, does she come with fleas?
Original Lyrics:
Does she walk, does she talk, does she come complete?
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does she walk? Does she talk? Does she cut and bleed?
Original Lyrics:
Does she walk? Does she talk? Does she come complete?
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does she walk?
Does she talk?
Does she cut the cheese?
Original Lyrics:
Does she walk?
Does she talk?
Does she come complete?
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flowers big and uh bop her dress
Original Lyrics:
While I was thinkin' about her dress.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't your little centerfold.
Original Lyrics:
My angel in a centerfold.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't your living centerfold.
Original Lyrics:
My angel in a centerfold.
J Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I aint your little centerfold
Original Lyrics:
My angle is a centerfold
J Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope that when this fish is gone
I see you when your clothes are on.
Original Lyrics:
Hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby-boobs.
Original Lyrics:
I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby boobs.
Original Lyrics:
I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was shaking in my shoes
Whenever she blasted those baby blues
Something had a hold on me when Angel passed books by.
Original Lyrics:
I was shaking in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby blues
Something had a hold on me when Angel passed close by.
J Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was thinkin' a popcorn dress.
Original Lyrics:
While I was thinkin' about her dress.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I had turned away
Before she caught my eye.
Original Lyrics:
I was shy, I turned away
Before she caught my eye.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Angel is a senna pod
Original Lyrics:
My Angel is a centerfold
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Angel is in Singapore.
Original Lyrics:
Angel is a centerfold.
The J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Bud runs cone
My memory has just been showing
My ancient livin' centerfold.
Original Lyrics:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is a centerfold.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My agent has a telephone.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My agent is a cell phone.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is a centerfold.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My agent is the center hole.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is a centerfold.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel has a cell phone.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel in Singapore.
Original Lyrics:
The angel in the centerfold
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel is a Seminole
or
My angel is a cinna roll
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel is a cellphone.
Original Lyrics:
My angel in a centerfold
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel is a senna pod
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel is a seraphim.
Original Lyrics:
My Angel is a centerfold.
Seraphim (plural of seraph) are an order of angels.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel is so cynical.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is a centerfold.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel is a xenophobe
or
My angel lives in Semaphore
or
My angel lives in Semaphore
Original Lyrics:
My angel is the centerfold
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel lives in Singapore.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is a centerfold.
J Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My angel wears a silicone.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is a centerfold.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My anus is my center hole.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is a centerfold.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My anus is the center hole.
Original Lyrics:
My angel is a centerfold
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just dissolved.
or My memory has just been solved.
Original Lyrics:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold.
J Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heartbeat's just been wrecked
Angels suck my manuscript.
Original Lyrics:
A part of me has just been ripped
Pages from my mind been stripped.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love runs cold
My liberty has just been sold.
Original Lyrics:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel in the cellophane
Angel in the cellophane.
Original Lyrics:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mammary has just been sold.
Original Lyrics:
My memory has just been sold.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My number's called.
Original Lyrics:
My blood runs cold.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
My puberty has just been sold.
Original Lyrics:
My memory has just been sold.
J Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no, I can't dye it
Original Lyrics:
Oh no, I can't deny it
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was pure like corn flakes.
Original Lyrics:
She was pure like snow flakes.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
The anus is the center hole.
Original Lyrics:
The angel in the centerfold.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
The phone's on hold
My maiden aunt has just been told
My angel is 20 years old.
Original Lyrics:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is a centerfold.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those varsity sweaters are melting to the touch.
Original Lyrics:
Those soft fuzzy sweaters, too magical to touch.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
To see her in that magazine
Is really just too much
Original Lyrics:
To see her in that negligee
Is really just too much
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll take your 'Car and Driver'.
Original Lyrics:
We'll take your car and drive it.
J Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're on a roll,
My memories have just been sold
Angels in the silicon,
Angels in the silicon.
Original Lyrics:
My blood runs cold,
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold,
Angel is the centerfold.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever she flashed those great big boobs
Original Lyrics:
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues.
J. Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever she flashes those baby boobs
Original Lyrics:
Whenever she flashes those baby blues
J Geils Band's, "Centerfold"
Misheard Lyrics:
While I was thinkin' about her breast
Original Lyrics:
While I was thinkin' about her dress

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