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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for California Girls that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
A mistake on the beach California girls
Original Lyrics:
I wish they all could be California girls.
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
A witch that all could be a California girl
Original Lyrics:
I wish they all could be California girls
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the girls all get those tails
Original Lyrics:
And the girls all get so tanned
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the girls all pits of 10
Original Lyrics:
And the girls all get so tanned
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we stay on the beach, California
And we stay on the beach, California
And we stay on the beach, California Girls!
And we stay on the beach, California
And we stay on the beach, California Girls!
Original Lyrics:
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls.
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls.
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I couldn't wait to get back in the Styx
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't wait to get back in the States
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French Bikini on a wild albatross by a poultry in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French Bikini on Hawaiian Island Dolls by a palm tree in the sand.
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini
on a wild island coast
by a palm tree in the sand
on a wild island coast
by a palm tree in the sand
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini
on Hawaiian island dolls
by a palm tree in the sand
on Hawaiian island dolls
by a palm tree in the sand
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini all the while I was talkin'
By a plum tree in the sand.
By a plum tree in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
By a palm tree in the sand.
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini all the while I'm surfin'
By a palm tree in the sand.
By a palm tree in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
By a palm tree in the sand.
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini and I smile at the boss
while I crap right in my pants
while I crap right in my pants
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian island dolls
by a palm tree in the sand.
by a palm tree in the sand.
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini off the Hawaiian Island coast by a palm tree in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French Bikini on Hawaiian Island Dolls by a palm tree in the sand.
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian island dolls
By upholstery in the sand.
By upholstery in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
By a palm tree in the sand.
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on a one-eyed iron girl
Buying poultry in the sand.
Buying poultry in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
By a palm tree in the sand.
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on a wide-eyed girl
By a palm tree in the sand.
By a palm tree in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian Island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
By a palm tree in the sand.
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on a wild albatross
By a palm tree in the sand.
By a palm tree in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
By a palm tree in the sand.
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on a wild island coast
by a country in the sand
by a country in the sand
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian isle dolls
by a palm tree in the sand
by a palm tree in the sand
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on a wild island palm
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on a Hawii island dolls
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on a wild island tiki
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiin isle dolls
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on a wild isle of dogs.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian Isle girls.
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on a wild isle of dolls by a palm tree in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaii Island dolls by a palm tree in the sand.
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on a wild-eyed dog
Like a portrait in the sand.
Like a portrait in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a french bikini on Hawaii Island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
By a palm tree in the sand.
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on a wild-eyed hoss
Writin' poetry in the sand
Writin' poetry in the sand
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian Island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
By a palm tree in the sand.
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a french bikini on Hawaii, an albatross
By the palm tree in the sand.
By the palm tree in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian Island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
By a palm tree in the sand.
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a french bikini on a wild island
cross by a palm tree in the sand
cross by a palm tree in the sand
Original Lyrics:
I dig a french bikini on Hawaii island
Dolls by a palm tree in the sand
Dolls by a palm tree in the sand
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a fresh bikini while Hawaiian Island bums
Buy adultery in the sand.
Buy adultery in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaiian Island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand.
By a palm tree in the sand.
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig a fresh zuchinni on the wild eye lacrosse
Original Lyrics:
I dig a rench bikini on Hawaiin isle dolls
David Lee Roth's, "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dig the French bikini.
I'm a wild-eyed soul.
Buy a paltry innocent.
I'm a wild-eyed soul.
Buy a paltry innocent.
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini
on Hawaii island dolls
by a palm tree in the sand.
on Hawaii island dolls
by a palm tree in the sand.
David Lee Roth's, "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I drive my Lamborghini and the wild eyed ghosts
Into a palm tree in the sand!
Into a palm tree in the sand!
Original Lyrics:
I dig a French bikini on Hawaii island coast
By a palm tree in the sand
By a palm tree in the sand
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish Saint Paul could pee California girls.
Original Lyrics:
I wish they all could be California girls.
David Lee Roth's, "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish they all could bean California girls
Original Lyrics:
I wish they all could be California girls
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish they offered me California Girls
Original Lyrics:
I wish they all could be California Girls
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish they ought to be California
I wish they ought to be California
I wish they ought to be California girls.
I wish they ought to be California
I wish they ought to be California girls.
Original Lyrics:
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls.
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls.
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish they'd offer me California girls
Original Lyrics:
I wish they all could be California girls
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish they'd offer me Californian girls
Original Lyrics:
I wish they all could be California girls
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish they'd offered me California, girls.
Original Lyrics:
I wish they all could be California girls.
David Lee Roth's, "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish they'd only be California girls
Original Lyrics:
I wish they all could be California girls
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish we all could be California girls.
Original Lyrics:
I wish they all could be California girls.
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
The West Coast has the sunshine,
and the girls are tinsel-thin
and the girls are tinsel-thin
Original Lyrics:
The West Coast has the sunshine,
and the girls all get so tan
and the girls all get so tan
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
The West Coast has the sunshine, and the girls are bits of tin
Original Lyrics:
The West Coast has the sunshine, and the girls all get so tan
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
The West Coast has the sunshine
And the girls are pits of ten.
And the girls are pits of ten.
Original Lyrics:
The West Coast has the sunshine
And the girls all get so tan.
And the girls all get so tan.
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fish cakes all could be California girls.
Original Lyrics:
I wish they all could be California girls.
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
They knock me out with styles they wear
or
They knock me out when I'm not there
or
They knock me out with underwear
or
They knock me out with underwear
Original Lyrics:
They knock me out when I'm down there
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
To get back in the Styx (or stick or stink)
Original Lyrics:
To get back in the States
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll stay off the beach California,
We'll stay off the beach California. Girls!
We'll stay off the beach California. Girls!
Original Lyrics:
Wish they all could be California,
wish they all could be California girls.
wish they all could be California girls.
Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Which day of the week California girls
Original Lyrics:
I wish they all could be California girls.
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish they all could beat California girls.
Original Lyrics:
Wish they all could be California girls.
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Writing poetry in the sand.
Original Lyrics:
By a palm tree in the sand.
The Beach Boys', "California Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't hardly beat California Girls
Original Lyrics:
Wish they all could be California girls.
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