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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Brand New Lover that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Dead Or Alive's, "Brand New Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won some prizes
Original Lyrics:
I want surprises
Dead Or Alive's, "Brand New Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
My other loves will tell you
That I'm nothing but a flesh seeker.
Original Lyrics:
My other loves will tell you
That I'm nothing but a pleasure seeker.
Dead or Alive's, "Brand New Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now all my other loves will tell you
I'm nothing but a priss you see
Original Lyrics:
Now all my other loves will tell you
I'm nothing but a pleasure seeker.
Dead or Alive's, "Brand New Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
What I really need to do is buy myself a brand new rubber
Original Lyrics:
What I really need to do is find myself a brand new lover
Dead or Alive's, "Brand New Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody who loves me and doesn't know there's so many others
or
What I really need to do is find myself a brand new lover,
someone who has eyes for me and doesn't notice all the others
or
What I really need to do is find myself a brand new lover,
someone who has eyes for me and doesn't notice all the others
Original Lyrics:
What I really need to do is find myself a brand new lover,
somebody with eyes for me and doesn't notice all the others
The second line is disputed. Some lyric sites give "somebody with eyes for me" and others give "somebody real nice to me".
Dead or Alive's, "Brand New Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
What I really need to do is find myself a brand new lover
Someone who will lie to me and doesn't know each from the other.
or
What I need to do is find myself a brand new lover
Someone who will lie with me and doesn't notice all the others.
Original Lyrics:
What I need to do is find myself a brand new lover
Somebody with eyes for me and doesn't notice all the others.
Dead or Alive's, "Brand New Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
What I really need to do is find myself a brand new lover
Somebody who lies with me and doesn't notice all the others.
Original Lyrics:
What I really need to do is find myself a brand new lover
Somebody with eyes for me who doesn't notice all the others.
Dead or Alive's, "Brand New Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
What I really need to do is find myself a brand new rubber
Original Lyrics:
What I really need to do is find myself a brand new lover
Dead Or Alive's, "Brand New Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
What I really need to do is find myself another lover.
Original Lyrics:
What I need to do is find myself a brand new lover.
Dead Or Alive's, "Brand New Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
What I really need to do, is find myself a brand new plumber
Original Lyrics:
What I really need to do, is find myself a brand new lover

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