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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Black Or White that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I black, or white?
Original Lyrics:
It's black, it's white.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I told 'em about Equajy.
Original Lyrics:
And I told them about equality.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I told 'em about equality, and hey Jew
Either you wrong or you're right.
Original Lyrics:
And I told 'em about equality and that you
You're either wrong or you're right.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I wrote a little quatrain.
Original Lyrics:
And I told them about equality.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm believin' miracles
And a mirruh killer snappin' tonight
Original Lyrics:
And I believe in miracles
And a miracle has happened tonight
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black or what.
Original Lyrics:
Black or white
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
But a thing about my baby.
Original Lyrics:
But, if, you're thinkin' 'bout my baby.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you thinkin' of being my baby
Original Lyrics:
But, if, you're thinkin' 'bout my baby
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you're dignified, my baby,
It don't matter if you're black or white
Original Lyrics:
But if you're thinkin' about my baby
It don't matter if you're black or white
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
Butt-whif, you're stinkin' up my baby
It won't splatter like it's blackened sh*te.
Original Lyrics:
But, if, you're thinkin' 'bout my baby
It don't matter if you're black or white.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn it, you agree with me
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell me you agree with me
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
Einstein's my brother.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't scared of your brother.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't afraid of no Shiet.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't afraid of no sheets.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't afraid of no Sikhs.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't scared of no sheets.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't scared of machines.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't scared of no sheets.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't scared of no b**ches
I ain't scared of no shit.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't scared of your brother
I ain's scared of no sheets.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't scared of no barber.
I ain't scared of no s**t.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't scared of no brother.
I ain't scared of no sheets.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't scared of no sheep.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't scared of no sheets.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't scared of nobody
I ain't scared of no s**t.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't scared of your brother
I ain't scared of no sheets.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't scared of nobody
I ain't scared of no sheets.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't scared your brother
I ain't scared of no sheets.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't scared of nobody
I ain't scared of no Sikhs.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't scared of your brother
I ain't scared of no sheets.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't scared of your body
I ain't scared of your sheep.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't scared of your brother
I ain't scared of no sheets.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't scared of your brother
Original Lyrics:
I ain't scared of you, brother
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't scared of your mother
I ain't takin' no s***.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't scared of your brother
I ain't scared of no sheets.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I scared your brother
I ain't scared of no s***
Original Lyrics:
I ain't scared of your brother
I ain't scared of no sheets.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told my baby go to Saturn to bed.
Original Lyrics:
I took my baby on a Saturday bang.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took my baby on a Saturday dance
Baka Biku
That that I've ever said.
Original Lyrics:
I took my baby on a Saturday bang
Boy is that girl with you
Yes, we're one and the same.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took my baby on a Saturday day
But I don't go with her
I just lay down and wait.
Original Lyrics:
I took my baby on a Saturday bang
Boy is that girl with you
Yes, we're one and the same.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was black, now I'm white
What's wrong with me?
Original Lyrics:
It's black, it's white
It's tough for them to get by
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was black, now I'm white
Original Lyrics:
It's black, it's white
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen a bright green dollar
I'm not gonna spend a lot bein' a color.
Original Lyrics:
I've seen the bright get duller
I'm not going to spend my life being a color.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen the bright get duller
I'm not gonna spend my life being a colored
Original Lyrics:
I've seen the bright get duller
I'm not going to spend my life being a color
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
It don't matter if you black our eyes.
Original Lyrics:
It don't matter if you're black or white.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was black, now it's white.
Original Lyrics:
It's black, it's white.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's back, it's Sprite.
or
It's back, it's bright.
Original Lyrics:
It's black, it's white.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's back, it's white enough! Guess who!
Original Lyrics:
It's Black, it's white, it's tough for you.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's black, it's white, it's w-c yeh yeh yeh
Original Lyrics:
It's black, it's white, it's tough for you, to get by
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's black, it's white
It's stuff for you and me.
Original Lyrics:
It's black, it's white
It's tough for you and me.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
S***'s black, s***'s white
The stuff you do to me.
Original Lyrics:
It's black, it's white
It's tough for you and me.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
They print my message on the side of the sun.
Original Lyrics:
They print my message in the Saturday Sun.
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vandigenin be my baby
Original Lyrics:
But if you're thinkin' about my baby
Michael Jackson's, "Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
Without the souls all getting down.
Original Lyrics:
Without the soul for getting down.

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