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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Black Cow that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Steely Dan's, "Black Cow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink, you big black cow
Ang get out of here.
Original Lyrics:
Drink your big black cow
And get out of here.
Steely Dan's, "Black Cow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your big black cow and get out of here
or
Get your big black couch and get out of here
or
Get your big black couch and get out of here
Original Lyrics:
Drink your big black cow and get out of here
Black Cow is a drink made from Kahlua, Hlaf and Half and Cola.
Steely Dan's, "Black Cow"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the calendar
Original Lyrics:
On the counter
Steely Dan's, "Black Cow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your big Black Cow and get outta here.
Original Lyrics:
Drink your big black cow and get out of here.
Steely Dan's, "Black Cow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Was a book of novels
And your remedies
Original Lyrics:
Was a book of numbers
And your remedies

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