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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> B -> Bizarre Love Triangle
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bizarre Love Triangle that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
New Order's, "Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I can't help you,
I feel shocked like you with a phone call, too.
I feel shocked like you with a phone call, too.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I think of you,
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
New Order's, "Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I see Eufaula
Original Lyrics:
Every time I see you fallin'
New Order's, "Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I see you fallin'
I get down on my knees and braids.
I get down on my knees and braids.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I see you falling
I get down on my knees and pray.
I get down on my knees and pray.
New Order's, "Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I see you falling
I get down at my niece and play.
I get down at my niece and play.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I see you falling
I get down on my knees and pray.
I get down on my knees and pray.
New Order's, "Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I see you through
I see a shock like blue with a fauxhawk too.
I see a shock like blue with a fauxhawk too.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I think of you
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
New Order's, "Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I see you, Polly
Original Lyrics:
Every time I see you falling
Frente's, "Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I think of you,
I get a shot right through into a pot of poo
I get a shot right through into a pot of poo
Original Lyrics:
Every time I think of you,
I get a shot right through into a bolt of blue
I get a shot right through into a bolt of blue
New Order's, "Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I think of you
I feel shot right through with a butt harpoon.
I feel shot right through with a butt harpoon.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I think of you
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
Frente's, "Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I think of you
I get a shot right through like a bolt of poo.
I get a shot right through like a bolt of poo.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I think of you
I get a shot right through into a bolt of blue.
I get a shot right through into a bolt of blue.
New Order's, "Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I think of you
I feel shot right through my Fallopian tubes.
I feel shot right through my Fallopian tubes.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I think of you
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
New Order's, "Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't even care what you see
Original Lyrics:
I don't think you're what you seem
New Order's, "Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel a shock right through in my Mohawk blue.
Original Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
New Order's, "Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel a shot right through with a boat of poo.
Original Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
New Order's, "Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel shocked right through with a bowl of poo
Original Lyrics:
I feel shocked right through with a bolt of blue
New Order's, "Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bow harpoon
or
I feel shot right through with a bowl of glue
or
I feel shot right through with a bow of gloom
or
I feel shot right through with a bowl of glue
or
I feel shot right through with a bow of gloom
Original Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
New Order's, "Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bow of poo.
Original Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue.
New Order's, "Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel shot straight through with the thought of you
Original Lyrics:
I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
New Order's, "Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wisdom of a schoolboy set you free.
Original Lyrics:
The wisdom of a fool won't set you free.
New Order's, "Bizarre Love Triangle"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no cents in pennies
Original Lyrics:
There's no sense in telling me
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