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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Billie Jean that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
A big chair is up my butt.
or
Billie Jean is up my butt.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
A bit of cheese is not my lover.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
A heavy hitter with eyes to dream being the one.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pair of jeans is at my door
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is at my door
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aldi beans are made of clover.
Original Lyrics:
Bille Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Am jealous of my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Papa always told me
'Be careful what you do
Don't go around making young girls start.'
Original Lyrics:
People always told me
'Be careful what you do
Don't go around breaking young girls' hearts.'
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
And heavy hit 'em with ice cream being the one.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
And heavy hit her with an ice-cream for being the one.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do, I've done a lot to comfort you
Original Lyrics:
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do, cause the lie becomes the truth
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do before the liar becomes the tomb
Original Lyrics:
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do when the lovers come for you
Original Lyrics:
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do, cause the lie becomes the truth
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the chain is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the stairlift's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
BJ is not my lover
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby Jesus is not my lover.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be jealous not, my son
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it, and suck my cock
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beauty queen from a motor scene
Original Lyrics:
Beauty queen from a movie scene
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I am the one
Janet's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Who says that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been cheatin' all my life
She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one
But she is not my son
She says I am the one, but she is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been some changes in my life
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Betty Jean is at my door.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bill of genes at my door
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bille Jean is not my father.
Original Lyrics:
Bille Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bille Jean, that's my daughter.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Bean
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean --that's my girl
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean --that's my lover
She's just a girl that claims that I am the one
But it's the chance of my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean at my love
She's a girl and then I am the one
Just the chance of my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean has got my brother
or
Billie Jean is not my mother
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean has got my love
She's just a girl, but cousin, I am the one
Who took the chance to love my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean has got my love
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean has got my sofa.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is Batman's lover
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is at my door.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is at my door
She's just a girl, who says I am the one
But she's jealous of my son
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is at my door
She's got a man who thinks that I am the one
But that Janice got my gun.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who says I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is at my door
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is at my door
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is knocked by love.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my blubber.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my brother.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my brother
She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my brother
Original Lyrics:
Bille Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my bum.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my daughter
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is at my door
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my daughter
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my father
She's just a girl who says I am the one
But the fetus is my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover
She's just a girl who says I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my girl
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lawyer.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my love
She's just a girl who with that, I am the one
Billie Jean is not my son
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
She's just a girl, fool. Kim says I am the one,
But that kid is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a crook
Who says that I am the one
But the kill is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl
Who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl and I know I am the one
To cherish, not my son.
She says I am the one
To cherish, not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
She says I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who says I am the one
Who slept with her white son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who says that I am the one
But be jealous not, my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who says that I am the one
Who slept with her young son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl
Who says that I am the one
But they're jealous of my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl
Who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who says that I am the one
But the Chaney's not my son
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one
But the change is not my son's
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who, in fact I am the one
But the chair is not my size.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my mother,
She's just a girl who claims I am the one,
But the chair is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover,
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one,
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my mother.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my mother
She's just a girl who's Plimpton
I am the one
But the champ is not my son
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my mother
She's just a girl, who claims that I am her son
But the kid is not my mom.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl, who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my one
She's just a kid who thinks that I am the one
Billie Jean is not my son
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my son
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my woman
she's just a girl who says that I am the one
but Jerry's not my son
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover,
she's just a girl who claims that I am the one,
but the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my woman
She's just a girl who says that I am the one
But the jerk is not my son
or
But Jerry's not my son
or
But Janet's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is on my love.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is undercover.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is up my butt.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean knocked my love
She just a girl, all that I ever want.
or
Billige Jeans is not my lover.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one.
A Norwegian friend thought Michael was singing 'Billige Jeans' which means 'cheap jeans' in English.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean knocked my lover
She's not a girl, she's not sent from above
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover.
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean loved my knocker
She's just a girl who claims I am a bun
But the cheese is not on my bun.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean not my love
She's just a girl who thinks I am the one
But the chance not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean s***ed my penis.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean sucked my lover
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean that's my love
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean touched my bum.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean's at my door.
She's just a girl that claims that I am the one, but the kid is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover.
She's just a girl that claims that I am the one, but the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean's at my door
She's just a cur
Turns out I am the one
But kid is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Bille Jean's not my lover
She's just girl
Who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean's got my love.
She's just a girl but cousin I am the one
who took the chance to love my son
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover.
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
but the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean's got my lover
She's just a girl with an eye on the run
But the jam is not my one
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean's got my love
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean's my fine lover
She's just a girl who says that I am the one
But the cheese isn't bought by the sun.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my mother.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean, f*** my love!
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean, ignite my love.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean, she packs my world.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean, shot my lover
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean, that's my f*cker
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean, that's my lover
She's just a girl, in fact, I am the one.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean, you rock my world.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Queen is not a father.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie's jeans are not my size.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie's jeans are not real leather
She kissed a girl who claims that I am the one
But the chair lift's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie's spleen is not my mother
She kissed a girl that thinks that I am her nun
But the chair is not my mum.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean has got my love
She's just a girl, but cousin, I am the one
Who took the chance to love my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billy Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean is a door.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean is at my door
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean is at my love
He's just a gal who says I am the one
But Billy Jean is not my son
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl that I got tired of
Original Lyrics:
Billy Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl that thinks I am the one
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But da jeris not my son
She says I am the one, but da jeris not my son
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean is not my number
he's just a girl who said that I am the one
but the jazz is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean is not my son,
he's just a kid but he says I am the one
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
she's just a girl who claims that I am the one
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean is stop-by lover
Original Lyrics:
Billy Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean knockin' at my door
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean's at my door
Original Lyrics:
Billy Jean's not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean's not my mother.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean's not my plumber.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean, suck my love.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jim is not my plumber
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jim, he's my lover
He's just a kid
Saying that I am the one
But the key's are not my sun.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl
Who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy genius knocked my daughter.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy genius, not my daughter.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy's Jeans are in my cupboard.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy's genius, at my door
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy's jeans got my love.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy, Gene is not my lover
He's just a guy who says I am the one
But his s*** is not my size.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue Jean, that's my love!
She's just the girl
To look out - "I am the one;"
"You've got to cherish and love my son!"
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl
Who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue jeans are not my size.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue jeans, at my door.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Chad borrowed my soul.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Chad is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Chan is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Cher is not my son
or
But cher (meaning "dear") is not my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Chet is not my son
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Chickid is not my sun.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But DeChance is not my son
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Dick Cheney is not my son
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Gutierrez not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I did not f*** your mom.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Janet's not my sign
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Janet's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Janice rocked my sun.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Jerry is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Jerry's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Lou Chin is not my son
or
Janis' not my son
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Shakira's not my son
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Editor's note: I hope that the name Shakira was in use in some part of the world back in 1982, because the singer of that name was only 5 at the time, and probably not very well known, except to her family and friends.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Vegeta's not my son
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But cher is not my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's chilled on the sun.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But jealous at my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But jean is not my type.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But she is not my sun.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But she smelt of deisel fumes.
Original Lyrics:
Then the smell of sweet perfume
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But that kid is not my chair.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the Chad is not by the sun.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the Chad is not my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the Champ is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the Chid is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the Janice is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the Jean is not my side.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the Jedi's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the Jetta's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the King has done my song.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the King is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the can is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the careless midnight sun
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chad is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chain is at my side
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chain is not my size.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chain is up my soul.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chair doesn't like my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chair is at my side.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chair is not by the sun.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chair is not my bum.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chair is not my size
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chair is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chair isn't at my side.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chair's not my son
or
But Chad is not my son
or
But the cheese is not my son
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chair, it's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Micheal Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chairlift's not mine son
She says I am the one
Chairlift's not mine son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chairlift's not my size.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chairlift's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chance is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chav is not my son
or
But the chad is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chaz is at my side
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the cheese is not my son
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chills is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chin is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the f** is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the geek is not my son.
or
But the gay is not my son.
or
But the girl is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the gent is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the girl is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the jailer's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the jailor's not my son
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the jan is not my son
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the janitor is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the janitor's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the janitors not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the jealous is not my sign.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the jell is not mine, son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the jelly's not my son
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the jet is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the kid does not like buns.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the kid has got my gun.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the kid is not my mum.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the kid is not my style.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the kid is very dumb.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the king is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the s*** is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the sh*t is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the squid is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the train is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the wiener is my friend.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But there's a chance he's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But they're chaining up my soul!
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son!
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But to jerk is not my style.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But who can stand when she's in demand, hurts deep in the glands,
'Cause we danced on the floor in the grounds.
Original Lyrics:
But who can stand when she's in demand her schemes and plans
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But why do you lick my tongue?
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you kicked his nuts, my son!
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you know that it's all fun.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you're jealous at my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But, but Chad is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But, the chance is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But, the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can we dance on the floor in the raw?
Original Lyrics:
Who will dance on the floor in the round?
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can we dance, on the floor, in the raw?
Original Lyrics:
Who will dance, on the floor, in the round?
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chad is not my son
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chased a girl who clings that I am the one.
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cream cheese that's my stuff
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curried ants, on the floor, in the ground
Original Lyrics:
Who will dance, on the floor, in the round
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance on the floor and around
Original Lyrics:
Dance on the floor in the round
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dewey Day-A**, in the flow, in the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Who will dance, on the floor, in the round.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do a dance, on the floor, in or out.
Original Lyrics:
Who will dance, on the floor, in the round.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go around making young girls high!
Original Lyrics:
Don't go around breaking young girls' hearts!
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Faded cheese is not my lover
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fettuccine at my door
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fettuccini at my door
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
For 40 days and 40 lives, I was fell and fried.
Original Lyrics:
For 40 days and 40 nights, law was on her side.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
For forty days and for forty nights, I was on the sly
Original Lyrics:
For forty days and for forty nights, the law was on her side
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
For forty days and for forty nights,
I was on the side.
Original Lyrics:
For forty days and for forty nights,
The law was on her side.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
For forty days and for forty nights
I was on the cider.
Original Lyrics:
For forty days and for forty nights
The law was on her side.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
For forty days and forty nights,
I was on her side.
Original Lyrics:
For forty days and forty nights,
The law was on her side.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
For forty days, it was forty nights
Papa's on my side.
Original Lyrics:
For forty days and forty nights
The law was on her side.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna dance, on the floor, get around.
Original Lyrics:
Who will dance, on the floor, in the round?
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guess I'd 'a just assumed
She'd come into the room
Original Lyrics:
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had the chance to have my son
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heavy head turned to eyes of green
Original Lyrics:
Every head turned with eyes that dreamed
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her skin that blends
Original Lyrics:
Her schemes and plans
The vocals were recorded in one take.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hooba Dan, under Flo, in around.
Original Lyrics:
Who will dance, on the floor, in the round.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoover dance on the floor
Original Lyrics:
Who would dance on the floor
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hula dance, on the floor, in or out.
Original Lyrics:
Who will dance, on the floor, in the round.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care, I'm number one.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I extremely hate my mother!
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel me jeans are not my lover
She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one
But the chair is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel the chains of my love.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel the change at my door
She's just a girl 'cause that I am the one
Who will change upon my son
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel the change at my door
She's just a girl, cause that I am the one
Who will change upon my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel the change at my door,
she's just a girl,
ooh but I am the one
who will change upon myself.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover,
she's just a girl
who claims that I am the one,
but the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I flew in sandwiches from Japan of steaming ham
Curried ants on the floor and a round.
Original Lyrics:
But who can stand when she's in demand her schemes and plans
'cause we danced on the floor in the round.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said now mama what do you mean, 'I am the one?'
Original Lyrics:
I said don't mind, but what do you mean 'I am the one'?
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said now mama what do you mean, I am the one?
Original Lyrics:
I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one?
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said, 'Now Mama, what do you mean, I am the one?'
Original Lyrics:
I said, 'Don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one?'
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat on my butt
and thought 'what do you mean I am the one'
Original Lyrics:
I said, don't mind,
but what do you mean, I am the one?
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm feelin' cheated, he's not my lover
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm feelin' cheated, it's not my lover
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the lab
Original Lyrics:
In the round
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
It happened much too soon
She caught me to the loom.
Original Lyrics:
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the jealous midnight sun.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jan is not the son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jane is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Janice is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jed is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jelly Bean is not my mother.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus ironed the wine
Original Lyrics:
She says I am the one
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jibbie Lean is not my brother.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jillie Bean is not my daughter.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy Beam is not my liquor
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy Dean is not my sausage
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kraigor (pronounced Cry-Gore) will always think twice
He'll think twice, he'll think twice (hoo)
Original Lyrics:
Remember to always think twice
Do think twice, do think twice (whoo).
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Luchetti's not my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miss me Jean, I'm not your lover.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never worry and always sleep tight
You'll be fine, you'll be fine!
Original Lyrics:
Just remember to always think twice
Do think twice, do think twice!
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now Billie Jean is at my door.
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one.
But be careless not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Now Billie Jean is not my lover.
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one.
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peachie keen is not my mother
She's just a squirrel
Who says that I dunno what
But the ken is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl
Who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
People all wish Tony
Be careful, wish a dew
Don't go around breaking young girls' harps
Original Lyrics:
People always told me:
'Be careful what you do
Don't go around breaking young girls' hearts.'
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
People always told me 'Be careful what you do
Don't go around stealing little girls' socks.'
Original Lyrics:
People always told me 'Be careful what you do
Don't go around breaking young girls' hearts.'
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
People always told me Mick Jagger was a Jew
Always goin' round breakin' young girls hearts
Original Lyrics:
People always told me 'Be careful what you do
Don't go around breaking young girls' hearts.'
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
People always told me be careful of what you do.
And don't go around breaking young girls' arms.
Original Lyrics:
People always told me, be careful of what you do.
Don't go around breaking young girls' hearts.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
People always told me,
be careful what you do,
don't go around breaking young girls' arms..
Original Lyrics:
People always told me,
be careful what you do,
don't go around breaking young girls' hearts.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
People always told me,
Be careful what you do,
Don't go around making young girls fart, (hee-he-he)
And my mamma always told me, be careful o'who you love.
And be careful the hole you do, 'cause you like her bum perfume, (hey hey)
Original Lyrics:
People always told me
Be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth
I really can't tell the lyrics of any songs, so my partners have hysterics when they hear me try to sing, and hear what I've always thought of as the lyrics, this is a brilliant opportunity to share with everyone, what I've thought songs have said for years.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pero, tu quieres una manzana
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
The misheard line is Spanish for "But, you want an apple."
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Phillie Cheese is not my stuff
Cheese, nuts, and curls oooh
Please pass on the soda, ugh
The chair is on the rug.
Original Lyrics:
Bille Jean's not my lover
She's just girl
Who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Philly Cheese, not my favorite
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pin the chains at my door.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember to always think twice
Do things twice, do things twice!
Original Lyrics:
Remember to always think twice
Do think twice, do think twice (whoo).
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember to always think twice
Don't think twice, don't think twice (whoa).
Original Lyrics:
Remember to always think twice
Do think twice, do think twice (whoo).
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She chased a girl
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She just a girl who says I am the one,
But de Jaris not my son
Original Lyrics:
She just a girl who claims that I am the one,
But the kid is not my son
Editor's note: Proper spelling of the first word in the title is "Billie", not "Billy."
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She kissed a girl
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She says I am the one,
But the chair is not my son
Original Lyrics:
...who claims that I am the one,
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She says I have a gun
But jazz is not my style.
Original Lyrics:
She says I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She told me her name was Billie Jean as she comes to scene
Then heavy head turned with ice cream, being the one
Who will dance on the floor in around.
Original Lyrics:
She told me her name was Billie Jean as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in a round.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She told me her name was Billie Jean, I squashed her shin
Original Lyrics:
She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She told me her name was Billie Jean
As she crossed the scene.
Original Lyrics:
She told me her name was Billie Jean
As she caused a scene.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a community bean.
Original Lyrics:
She was more like a beauty queen.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was more like Billie Queen
Original Lyrics:
She was more like a beauty queen
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was more like a beauty queen, and she was so obscene.
Original Lyrics:
She was more like a beauty queen, from a movie scene.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was more like a billiard queen on a movie screen.
Original Lyrics:
She was more like a beauty queen, from a movie scene.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was more like a billie queen,
from a moving scene
Original Lyrics:
She was more like a beauty queen,
from a movie scene
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's Jessica, who claims that I am the one.
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a gal who kicks a**; I am the one
But Cher is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl who said that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s just a girl who claims that I am the one
But Big Chill is not my son
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Si quieres una manzana.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
The misheard line is Spanish for "If you want an apple."
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sillie Jean, stepped my toe
She's just a girl and I know I'm not the one.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
So take my strong advice
Just remember to always think twice
Don't think twice
Don't think twice.
Original Lyrics:
So take my strong advice
Just remember to always think twice
Do think twice
Do think twice.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes the plant dies my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soya beans is not mine smother.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stick a cheese ball up my navel.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean in not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
That Billie Jean is bad, my love.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
That biddy Jean is not my lover.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
That s*** is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jackson's not my son
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Janus of my son/sun
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jedi's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jedis took my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jid is not my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jis is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Queen of Cheese is not my lover.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Sheriff's not my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Village Inn just knot the lava.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The b*tch is, not my lover.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bitter chains of my lover
She's just a girl
I think that I am the one
Ooh, the carelessness of my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover
She's just a girl
Who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The buddah's jeans are at my door
Original Lyrics:
Billy Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The caveman's got my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chain is up my side.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chair is at my side.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chair is not my own.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chair is not my size
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chair is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
David Letterman once pointed this out in a comedy sketch on his show.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chair is not my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chair is not my sun.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chair lessons of my son.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chair's at my side.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chairlift's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The champ is not my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The champ is not my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chance is at my side.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chance to light my fire.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chasm of my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chav is not my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chick is not my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chinchilla's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The feeling changed, that's for sure.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The jail is not my style.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The jam is not my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The janitor is not my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The janitor's my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The jed is not the son.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The jelly's not my son
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The village idiot is at my door
Original Lyrics:
Bille Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then Heavy hit her with an ice-cream for being the one.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then a heavy hit her with an ice cream for being the one.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then every head turned to eyes of green, being the one.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then every head turned with ice cream being the one.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then every head turned with iced dreams of being the one.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then every head turned, I dreamed of ice cream being the one.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then everyone turned with ice cream being the one
So we dance, on the floor, hit and run.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then heavy head turned into eyes of green, being the one.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then heavy head turned to eyes of green, being the one.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then heavy head turned to ice cream, being the one.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then heavy heads turned into ice cream.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed...
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a chance he's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's been a change at my lover
She just a girl who claims that I am the one
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's been a change of my lover.
Original Lyrics:
Bille Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
These jeans are not real leather.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're jazzin up my song.
Original Lyrics:
But, the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
This girl is not my lover
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
This happened all to soon,
She called me to the moon.
Original Lyrics:
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
This happened much too soon:
Asked Macaulay to the room
Original Lyrics:
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tom and Jerry's at my side.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tu quieres una manzana.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
In Spanish, this misheard lyrics means: "You want an apple."
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tú quieres manzana.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Village idiot is not my mother.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
We fought all day, and we fought all night, I was on the side.
Original Lyrics:
For 40 days and 40 nights, I was on her side.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we dance on the floor and around
Original Lyrics:
Who will dance on the floor in the round
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we dance, on the floor, move around.
Original Lyrics:
Who will dance, on the floor, in the round.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who can dance, on the floor, in and around?
Original Lyrics:
Who will dance, on the floor, in the round?
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who says I am the one
But the chair's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who says that I am the one
But the chance it's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who thinks I am the one
Original Lyrics:
Who claims that I am the one
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who took the chair and not my son?
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Willy Weenie fickled my roofer.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Willy Wonka is a plonker.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Willy cream is on my glove yeah
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a chance to love my son
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
You took the chair and not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Michael Jackson's, "Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just another pardon me.
Original Lyrics:
You're just another part of me.

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