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The Four Seasons', "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
(The dogs cry)
Original Lyrics:
(They don't cry)
The Four Seasons', "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
(They don't fly)
Original Lyrics:
(They don't cry)
The Four Seasons', "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
(They don't fly)
Original Lyrics:
(They don't cry)
The Four Seasons', "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
(They don't try)
Original Lyrics:
(They don't cry)
The Four Seasons', "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
(We cut grime)
Original Lyrics:
(They don't cry)
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I thought I'd miss you, like a child misses their blanket
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you, like a child misses their blanket
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like Jabba misses his blanket.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket.
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like Jambi missed his blanket.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket.
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses Abe Lincoln.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket.
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses his pancake.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket.
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child, Mrs. Abe Lincoln.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket.
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you; my jommies and my blanky.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket.
urbandictionary.com definition for : Jommie: -Pair of blue pants that can talk *Is very stoopid*
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Latro, no miso, Ms. Chavez is like a blanket
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket.
The Four Seasons', "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, I'm a Croix
Original Lyrics:
Baby, I was cruel
The Four Seasons', "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big girl, small fry
Original Lyrics:
Big girls don't cry.
The Four Seasons', "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big girls don't cry
You said it! They don't cry.
You said it! They don't cry.
Original Lyrics:
Big girls don't cry
Who said, 'They don't cry'?
Who said, 'They don't cry'?
The Four Seasons', "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big girls don't fly
Original Lyrics:
Big Girls Don't Cry
The Four Seasons', "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big birds don't fly
or
Big girls small fries
or
Big girls small fries
Original Lyrics:
Big girls don't cry
The Four Seasons', "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big girls, small fries
Original Lyrics:
Big girls don't cry.
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clarity, pee, serenity
Original Lyrics:
Clarity, peace, serenity.
The Four Seasons', "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess I was screw-wo-wed
I was screwed.
I was screwed.
Original Lyrics:
I guess I was cru-wo-el,
I was cruel.
I was cruel.
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need some shepherd
Original Lyrics:
I need some shelter
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need to be with myself and Ayrton Senna
Clarity peace serenity.
Clarity peace serenity.
Original Lyrics:
I need to be with myself and center
Clarity, peace, serenity.
Clarity, peace, serenity.
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need to be with myself and center, clarity
Please some clarity.
Please some clarity.
Original Lyrics:
I need to be with myself and center, clarity
Peace, serenity.
Peace, serenity.
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need to be with myself
In center, clarity, peace, serenity.
In center, clarity, peace, serenity.
Original Lyrics:
I need to be with myself
Instead of calamity, peace, serenity.
Instead of calamity, peace, serenity.
The Four Seasons', "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got some wi-i-ine.
Original Lyrics:
They don't cry-y-y.
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
If that's some straightening out to do
Original Lyrics:
We got some straightening out to do!
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's hard to be Big Bird now
And Big Bird don't cry
And Big Bird don't cry
Original Lyrics:
It's hard to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
And big girls don't cry
Big Bird is the lead character of Sesame Street.
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time to be a big grown-up.
Original Lyrics:
It's time to be a big girl now.
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time to be a vicar now
And vicars don't cry
And vicars don't cry
Original Lyrics:
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
And big girls don't cry
The Four Seasons', "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe
I was screwed.
I was screwed.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe
I was cruel.
I was cruel.
Four Seasons', "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
My girl six foot five
Original Lyrics:
My girl said goodbye.
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The Four Seasons', "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
My girl's six foot fi-i-ive
Original Lyrics:
My girl didn't cry-y-y
The Four Seasons', "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
My girl, six-foot five, my oh my
Original Lyrics:
My girl, said good-bye, my oh my
The Four Seasons', "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
My-y girl's six-foot-fi-yi-vive -- my-oh-my.
Original Lyrics:
My-y girl said good bye-yi-yi -- my-oh-my.
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
No latro, no miss you, Ms. Chavez is like a blanket
Original Lyrics:
And I'm gonna miss you, like a child misses their blanket
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now, barefoot I'm walking, I must go alone.
Original Lyrics:
The path that I'm walking, I must go alone.
Four Seasons', "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pill-ow fi-ght
Original Lyrics:
Big girls don't cry.
The Four Seasons', "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shame on you, you marmoset.
Original Lyrics:
'Shame on you', your mama said.
A marmoset is a small monkey.
The Four Seasons', "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silly, girl
Shame on you, your momma's fat!
Shame on you, your momma's fat!
Original Lyrics:
Silly, girl
Shame on you, your momma said.
Shame on you, your momma said.
Editor's note: This song was recorded by The Four Seasons as a band, not by Frankie Valli as a solo artist.
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of your stinky finger's on me now.
Original Lyrics:
The smell of your skin lingers on me now
The Four Seasons', "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
They don't try
Original Lyrics:
They don't cry
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be with myself and Ayrton Senna
Original Lyrics:
To be with myself and center
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll play Jackson cards.
Original Lyrics:
We'll play jacks and Uno cards.
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll play Jets and Uno cards
Original Lyrics:
We'll play jacks and Uno cards
Jets as in the New York Jets
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll play jacks and mmmmm cards.
Original Lyrics:
We'll play jacks and Uno cards.
Fergie's, "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're finally back on your flight to your New York hometown
Original Lyrics:
You're probably back on your flight to your hometown
The Four Seasons', "Big Girls Dont Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jules said to my surprise,
Big girls do cry
Big girls do cry
Original Lyrics:
You said to my surprise,
Big girls do cry
Big girls do cry
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