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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for A Better Man that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Brian Kennedy's, "A Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
The love that I'm feeling to make it
I've had too much.
Original Lyrics:
The love that I'm needing to make me
A better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Campfire Butter Man
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Campfires and buttermilk
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't drive a panel van.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't fight the feather man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find Anphetemines
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find La Petomaine.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Oscar La Petomaine was one of those possibly fictitious legendary characters you hear about, famous for his farting. I think it originated in France or possibly the French Quarter in New Orleans. See also Mel Brooks' character in the film "Blazing Saddles".
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the butter man!
or
Can't find a beer again.
or
Can't find my bed again.
or
Can't find a bed of hams
or
Can't find a buttered ham
or
Can't find a Pall Mall
or
Can't find a Pall Mall
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find a Velamint.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find a bigger pan.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find a bitter man
or
Grape vines are beligerent
or
Ate pie, couldn't handle it
or
Walked by, tripped in the sea
or
Ain't buyin' a Tippman
or
Ate my belligerence
or
Wait 5 minutes
or
Take my Guinness
or
Make believe you're a guilty man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find a peppermint
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find amphetamines
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find epitome.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find her underpants
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find my cousin Jan.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find no buttermilk.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the Vedder man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the Vedder man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the butter man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the butter pan.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the butterman.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the buttermilk.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the litter pan.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the pyramid.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't fire the Chedder, man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't fire the Vedder, man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Robbie Williams', "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cecil wants to love me.
Original Lyrics:
Send someone to love me.
Robbie Williams', "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cecil wants to love me.
Original Lyrics:
Send someone to love me.
Robbie Williams', "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me yellow summer
Lord, I feel the cold.
Original Lyrics:
Give me endless summer
Lord I fear the cold.
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had a better man
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had a chedder man
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Robbie Williams', "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord, I`m doing all I can to be a Batman.
Original Lyrics:
Lord I`m doing all I can to be a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
She lies and says she's a lesbian.
Original Lyrics:
She lies and says she's in love with him.
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
She lies and says she's in love with him
Vampire Mailman
Original Lyrics:
She lies and says she's in love with him
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
She lies, insists she's in love with him.
Original Lyrics:
She lies and says she's in love with him.
Clint Black's, "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Things I couldn't do anymore, now I think I can
Original Lyrics:
Things I couldn't do before, now I think I can
Robbie Williams', "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uninteresting arms
or
I'm 'Interesting arms'
or
I'm in the resting arms
or
I'm in arresting arms
or
I need a restaurant.
Original Lyrics:
I need to rest in arms.
Robbie Williams', "Better Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in arresting arms
or
I'm in the resting arms
or
I'm 'Interesting arms'
or
Uninteresting arms
or
Uninteresting arms
Original Lyrics:
I need to rest in arms
Pearl Jam's, "Betterman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't fight Dave Letterman.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a betterman.
Pearl Jam's, "Betterman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find Dave Letterman.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a betterman.
Pearl Jam's, "Betterman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find a butty man again.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Betterman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find a vitamin.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Betterman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find my bedpan.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Betterman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the butter lamb.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Betterman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the butter, man.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.
Pearl Jam's, "Betterman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't find the buttered yam.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a betterman.
Pearl Jam's, "Betterman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mating clutching the wok, he's not a frog.
Original Lyrics:
Waiting watching the clock, it's four o clock.
Pearl Jam's, "Betterman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She lies in fear, she's in love with him
Original Lyrics:
She lies and says she's in love with him
Pearl Jam's, "Betterman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She wakes up horny.
Original Lyrics:
She wakes up lonely.
Pearl Jam's, "Betterman"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's my impediment.
Original Lyrics:
Can't find a better man.

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