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Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the boys think she's a spa
She's got Bette Davis ice.
She's got Bette Davis ice.
Original Lyrics:
All the boys think she's a spy
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the boys think she's a spaz.
Original Lyrics:
All the boys think she's a spy.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the boys think she's a spice.
Original Lyrics:
All the boys think she's a spy.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she knows just how to make a cold lunch.
or
And she knows just what it takes to make a cold lunch.
or
And she knows just what it takes to make a cold lunch.
Original Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a pearl blush
or
And she knows just how to make a good lunch
or
And she knows just how to make a good lunch
Original Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a goat blush.
Original Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a road rush
She's got 'gretty globble' step up sign
She's got better days in the sun.
She's got 'gretty globble' step up sign
She's got better days in the sun.
Original Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
She's got Greta Garbo stand-up sighs
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got Greta Garbo stand-up sighs
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make your blood rush
She's got a pair of goggles, standard-size
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got a pair of goggles, standard-size
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Original Lyrics:
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
She's got Greta Garbo stand-up sighs
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got Greta Garbo stand-up sighs
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll teach you, she'll unease you
Hot the bathtub just to please you
She's precocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make a pro lunch
She's got credit cards standing outside
She's got better Davis eyes.
Hot the bathtub just to please you
She's precocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make a pro lunch
She's got credit cards standing outside
She's got better Davis eyes.
Original Lyrics:
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make a pro blush
She got Greta Garbo's standoff sighs, she's got Bette Davis eyes.
All the better just to please you
She's precocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make a pro blush
She got Greta Garbo's standoff sighs, she's got Bette Davis eyes.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll tease you, she'll adhese you
A bathtub just to please you.
A bathtub just to please you.
Original Lyrics:
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you.
All the better just to please you.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
Haul a bathtub just to please you.
Haul a bathtub just to please you.
Original Lyrics:
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you.
All the better just to please you.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
Have a bad time just to please you.
Have a bad time just to please you.
Original Lyrics:
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you.
All the better just to please you.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the bad stuff just to please you.
All the bad stuff just to please you.
Original Lyrics:
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you.
All the better just to please you.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
How the bathtub jives to please you
How the bathtub jives to please you
Original Lyrics:
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you.
All the better just to please you.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she'll tease you
She'll adhease you
Hop the bathtub just to please you.
She'll adhease you
Hop the bathtub just to please you.
Original Lyrics:
And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please you.
She'll unease you
All the better just to please you.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She bakes better tastin' pies
or
She has better days besides
or
She's got better taste than I
or
Bette Davis Thighs
or
Bette Davis Thighs
Original Lyrics:
She has Bette Davis eyes
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better days besides
Original Lyrics:
Bette Davis eyes
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better days desired
Original Lyrics:
Bette Davis eyes
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better devil's eyes
Original Lyrics:
Bette Davis eyes
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fleas got better days than I.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Greta Garbo, stand aside
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo standoff sighs
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heat the bathtub just to please you.
Original Lyrics:
All the better just to please you.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her hair is hollow gold.
Original Lyrics:
Her hair is Harlow gold.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her head's a hollow bowl.
Original Lyrics:
Her hair is Harlow gold.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot the bathtub just to please you
She's precocious
And she knows just what it takes to make a crow blush
She got credit cards stand off sighs
She's got better days besides
All the boys think she's a spaz
She's got better days besides.
She's precocious
And she knows just what it takes to make a crow blush
She got credit cards stand off sighs
She's got better days besides
All the boys think she's a spaz
She's got better days besides.
Original Lyrics:
All the better just to please you
She's precocious
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
She got Greta Garbo stand off sighs
She's got Bette Davis eyes
All the boys think she's a spy
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's precocious
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
She got Greta Garbo stand off sighs
She's got Bette Davis eyes
All the boys think she's a spy
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, boy! I think she's a spaz!
Original Lyrics:
All the boys think she's a spy.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Penny Day disguise
Original Lyrics:
Bette Davis eyes
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She got better take her time
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She knows just what it takes to make a crow blush
Original Lyrics:
She knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She knows just what it takes to make a problem.
Original Lyrics:
She knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She knows just what it takes to make a program.
Original Lyrics:
She knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She lets her daddy decide.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll adhese you.
Original Lyrics:
She'll unease you.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll expose you,
when she snores you
when she snores you
Original Lyrics:
She'll expose you,
when she snows you
when she snows you
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll let you take her home
Whets her appetite
She'll lay you on the floor
She got Bette Davis eyes.
Whets her appetite
She'll lay you on the floor
She got Bette Davis eyes.
Original Lyrics:
She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay you on her throne
She got Bette Davis eyes.
It whets her appetite
She'll lay you on her throne
She got Bette Davis eyes.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got 30 days to die.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis thighs.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got Betty's lazy eye.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She makes Greta Garbo stand outside
or
She's got Greta Garbo standup thighs
or
She's got Greta Garbo standup thighs
Original Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo standoff sighs
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo still outsized.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo standoff sighs.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo's pin-up size.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo standoff sighs.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got Patti Davis eyes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got Sammy Davis eyes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got better days aside.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got better days besides
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got better days inside
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got better days of size.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got better days set aside
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis Eyes
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got better days than nights
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got better days, besides.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got better legs than thighs.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got better taste than mine.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got better ways to fly.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got credit problems still outside.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Greta Garbo stand-off sighs.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got dedicated eyes.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got meditation-itis.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got thirty days to decide.
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got very dangerous eyes
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's not kosher, but she knows just
What it takes to make a girl blush.
What it takes to make a girl blush.
Original Lyrics:
She's precocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make a pro blush.
What it takes to make a pro blush.
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got, better days an' I
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You will bleed with the crutch she throws you
Original Lyrics:
Hoped your pleased with the crumbs she throws you
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll beg her just to please you.
Original Lyrics:
All the better just to please you.
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