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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Before He Cheats that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she's probably getting sexy
Original Lyrics:
And she's probably getting frisky.
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Called my name into this lemon seed
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name into his leather seat
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved my name in to his legacy.
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name in to his leather seats.
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved my name into his Legacy
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name into his leather seats
Duh! It's not legacy, it's leather seats!!!
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved my name into his leg, I see.
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name into his leather seats.
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved my name into his legacy...
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name into his leather seat...
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved my name into his limousine.
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name in to his leather seats.
Please understand English is my second language. "ducks"
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved my name into his love seat
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name into his leather seats
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved my name into this letter C
or
Carved my name into this leather seat
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name into his leather seats
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dabing on three dollars of that bathroom cologne
Original Lyrics:
Dabbing on three dollars of that bathroom Polo
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bad fruit cologne
Original Lyrics:
He's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's probl'y slow dancin' with a bleach blonde tramp
And she's prob'ly gettin' thristy.
Original Lyrics:
He's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp
And she's probably getting frisky.
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now, he's probably baggin' all three dollars worth of that bathroom ho.
Original Lyrics:
Right now, he's probably dabbin' on three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo.
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink 'cause she can't chew whiskey.
Original Lyrics:
Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink 'cause she can't shoot whiskey.
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now, he's probably dabbin' on three dollars worth of that bathroom cologne.
Original Lyrics:
Right now, he's probably dabbin' on three dollars of that bathroom Polo.
[Editor's note: Polo is a brand of cologne. So, Daria (who had thought 'cologne' was the correct lyric), it would make perfect sense.]
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now
He's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Shovin' up her a** to shoot a combo.
Original Lyrics:
Right now
He's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo.
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his letter "C".
Original Lyrics:
That I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped-up 4- wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats.

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