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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bed Of Rose's that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Statler Brothers', "Bed Of Rose's"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a handsome woman just thirty-five
Who was spoken to in town by Barry Pugh.
Original Lyrics:
She was a handsome woman just thirty-five
Who was spoken to in town by very few.
Bon Jovi's, "Bed Of Roses"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want to slay you down
On a bed of roses.
Original Lyrics:
And I want to lay you down
On a bed of roses.
Bon Jovi's, "Bed Of Roses"
Misheard Lyrics:
I laughed so hard i think i died
Original Lyrics:
I laughed so hard, I think I cried.
Bon Jovi's, "Bed Of Roses"
Misheard Lyrics:
I laughed so hard, I s**t my pants.
Original Lyrics:
I laughed so hard, I think I cried.
Bon Jovi's, "Bed Of Roses"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be just as close as your lonely ghosties.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be just as close as your Holy Ghost is.
Bon Jovi's, "Bed Of Roses"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be just as closest, woahhh, Holy Ghostess.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be just as close as the Holy Ghost is.
Bon Jovi's, "Bed Of Roses"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna feel just as close as your holy clothespins
Original Lyrics:
I wanna feel just as close as the holy ghost is
Bon Jovi's, "Bed Of Roses"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be just as close as the Holy Ghostess.
Original Lyrics:
I want to be just as close as the Holy Ghost is.
Bon Jovi's, "Bed Of Roses"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be just as close as the Holy Moses
Original Lyrics:
I want to be just as close as the Holy Ghost is
Bon Jovi's, "Bed Of Roses"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to sway around
Oh Holy Moses
Original Lyrics:
I want to lay you down on a
Bed of Roses
Bon Jovi's, "Bed Of Roses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Orange juice in the morning
Original Lyrics:
French kiss the morning
Bon Jovi's, "Bed Of Roses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some blond gave me nightmares
I think she's giving me hell.
Original Lyrics:
Some blond gave me nightmares
I think she's still in my bed.
Bon Jovi's, "Bed Of Roses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some blonde gave me nightmares
Think that she's stealing my bed.
Original Lyrics:
Some blonde gave me nightmares
Think that she's still in my bed.

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