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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bartender And The Thief that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Stereophonics', "Bartender And The Thief"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bartender and the big banana
Original Lyrics:
The bartender and the thief are lovers.
Stereophonics', "The Bartender and the Thief"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love digging, love fishing, love drinking
Original Lyrics:
Long digging, gone fishing, love drinking

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