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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Automatic that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Pointer Sisters', "Automatic"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I can manage to push from my lips
Is a stream of obscenities.
Is a stream of obscenities.
Original Lyrics:
All I can manage to push from my lips
Is a stream of absurdities.
Is a stream of absurdities.
Pointer Sisters', "Automatic"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I can manage to push from my lips is a stream of eternity.
Original Lyrics:
All I can manage to push from my lips is a stream of absurdities.
Pointer Sisters', "Automatic"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my sisters underground
Original Lyrics:
And all systems run aground
The Pointer Sisters', "Automatic"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of my sisters are down, down, down, down
Original Lyrics:
All of my systems are down, down, down, down
The Pointer Sisters', "Automatic"
Misheard Lyrics:
How long can I hold it?
Original Lyrics:
I'm walkin' blindfolded.
Pointer Sisters', "Automatic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I go from sadness to acceleration
Like a motorbike at your command
Like a motorbike at your command
Original Lyrics:
I go from sadness to exhilaration
Like a robot at your command
Like a robot at your command
Hey, she was talking about her motor running wasn't she?
The Pointer Sisters', "Automatic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I go from sadness to acceleration
Original Lyrics:
I go from sadness to exhilaration
Well, it IS about (an) automatic
Hikaru Utada's, "Automatic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want you feeling me
Original Lyrics:
I just want you here with me
Pointer Sisters', "Automatic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I summon darkness to get some relief
Original Lyrics:
I summon doctors to get some relief
Pointer Sisters', "Automatic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm virtually at your will.
Original Lyrics:
I'm utterly at your whim.
Pointer Sisters', "Automatic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm walkin' by loaded, completely automatic.
Original Lyrics:
I'm walkin' blindfolded, completely automatic.
The Pointer Sisters', "Automatic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's supposed to be automatic
Original Lyrics:
It's totally automatic
The Pointer Sisters', "Automatic"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m Wonka blindfolded
Original Lyrics:
I’m walking blindfolded
Pointer Sisters', "Automatic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look what you do to me
I'm mightily at your whim
All of my defenses downed
Look at your lips through me
It's X-ray vision
All systems underground.
I'm mightily at your whim
All of my defenses downed
Look at your lips through me
It's X-ray vision
All systems underground.
Original Lyrics:
Look what you're doing to me
I'm utterly at your whim
All of my defenses down
Your camera looks through me
With its X-ray vision
And all systems run aground.
I'm utterly at your whim
All of my defenses down
Your camera looks through me
With its X-ray vision
And all systems run aground.
Pointer Sisters', "Automatic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look what you done to me
I'm not really at your will
All of my defenses down
You qot it really through me
But it's like Ray Vision
And all systems run around.
I'm not really at your will
All of my defenses down
You qot it really through me
But it's like Ray Vision
And all systems run around.
Original Lyrics:
Look what you're doing to me
I'm utterly at your whim
All of my defenses down
Your camera looks through me
With its X-ray vision
And all systems run aground.
I'm utterly at your whim
All of my defenses down
Your camera looks through me
With its X-ray vision
And all systems run aground.
Pointer Sisters', "Automatic"
Misheard Lyrics:
No waves control it.
Original Lyrics:
No way to control it.
Pointer Sisters', "Automatic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up and down goes my angina
Original Lyrics:
Up and down goes my temperature
The Pointer Sisters', "Automatic"
Misheard Lyrics:
With its eggs in vision
Original Lyrics:
With its X-ray vision
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