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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Astral Weeks that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Van Morrison's, "Astral Weeks"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a hormone high
Original Lyrics:
I got a home on high
Van Morrison's, "Astral Weeks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Putting on his literate shoes.
Original Lyrics:
Putting on his little red shoes.

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