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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for As Time Goes By that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Dooley Wilson's, "As Time Goes By"
Misheard Lyrics:
A piss is just a piss.
Original Lyrics:
A kiss is just a kiss.
Dooley Wilson's, "As Time Goes By"
Misheard Lyrics:
A smile is just a sign.
Original Lyrics:
A sigh is just a sigh.
Dooley Wilson's, "As Time Goes By"
Misheard Lyrics:
A smile is just a smile
Original Lyrics:
A sigh is just a sigh
From the movie 'Casablanca'.
Perry Como's, "As Time Goes By"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fundamental things of life
As time goes by.
Original Lyrics:
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by.
Kenny Rogers', "As Time Goes By"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woman beats man, and man must have his mate
Original Lyrics:
Woman meets man, and man must have his mate
Herman Hupfeld's, "As Time Goes By"
Misheard Lyrics:
You must remember this
A list is still a list,
a sign is just a sign
Original Lyrics:
You must remember this
A kiss is just a kiss,
a sigh is just a sigh.
Song was written by Herman Hupfeld in 1931, and recorded by several different performers. So this mishearing could be from any version.

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