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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ask that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Smiths', "Ask"
Misheard Lyrics:
A** meat
Original Lyrics:
Ask me.
The Smiths', "Ask"
Misheard Lyrics:
C'est bon, c'est bon
Original Lyrics:
The bomb, the bomb
The Smiths', "Ask"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cactus is nice, but cactus can't stop you.
Original Lyrics:
Coyness is nice, but coyness can stop you.
The Smiths', "Ask"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chinese is nice, but Chinese can stop you.
Original Lyrics:
Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you.
The Smiths', "Ask"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coitus is nice, but Coitus can stop you
Original Lyrics:
Coyness is nice, but Coyness can stop you
The Smiths', "Ask"
Misheard Lyrics:
If it's not love
Then it's the bong, the bong, the bong that will bring us together.
Original Lyrics:
If it's not love
Then it's the bomb, the bomb, the bomb that will bring us together.
420 blaze it.
The Smiths', "Ask"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jinus is nice, but Jinus can stop you.
Original Lyrics:
Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you.
The Smiths', "Ask"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kindness is now, but kindness can stop you.
Original Lyrics:
Coyness is nice, but coyness can stop you.
The Smiths', "Ask"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like two frightening birds
To a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg.
Original Lyrics:
Writing frightening verse
To a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg.
The Smiths', "Ask"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nature is an anguished tangerine
Original Lyrics:
Nature is a language, can't you read?
The Smiths', "Ask"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shiners are nice, but shiners can stop you
Original Lyrics:
Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you.
The Smiths', "Ask"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, Ascii, Ascii, Ascii,
Ascii, Ascii, Ascii
Original Lyrics:
So, ask me, ask me, ask me,
ask me, ask me, ask me.
The Smiths', "Ask"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bond, the bond
Original Lyrics:
The bomb, the bomb
The Smiths', "Ask"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then it's the bond, the bond
The bond that will bring us together.
Original Lyrics:
Then it's the bomb, the bomb
The bomb that will bring us together.
The Smiths', "Ask"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then it's the bong, the bong
The bong that will bring us together.
Original Lyrics:
Then it's the bomb, the bomb
The bomb that will bring us together.
The Smiths', "Ask"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then it's the bum, the bum
The bum that will bring us together.
Original Lyrics:
Then it's the bomb, the bomb
The bomb that will bring us together.
The Smiths', "Ask"
Misheard Lyrics:
Writing frightening verbs to a buck-tooth girl who looks sunburnt
Original Lyrics:
Writing frightening verse to a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg
The Smiths', "Ask"
Misheard Lyrics:
Writing frightening verse
To a buxom girl in Luxembourg.
Original Lyrics:
Writing frightening verse
To a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg.
The Smiths', "Ask"
Misheard Lyrics:
Writing frightening words
To a buck-tooth girl in Luxembourg.
Original Lyrics:
Writing frightening verse
To a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg.

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