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David Bowie's, "Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, fun to funky
We know Major Tom's a monkey.
We know Major Tom's a monkey.
Original Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie.
We know Major Tom's a junkie.
David Bowie's, "Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, fun to funky
We won't make this town so junky.
We won't make this town so junky.
Original Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie.
We know Major Tom's a junkie.
David Bowie's, "Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, spank the monkey.
Original Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky.
David Bowie's, "Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes
F*** to f***ing.
F*** to f***ing.
Original Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes
Funk to funky.
Funk to funky.
David Bowie's, "Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Astronaut in heaven's high, hitting an all-time low
Original Lyrics:
Strung out in heaven's high, hitting an all-time low
The astronaut being Major Tom, of course
David Bowie's, "Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm hoping to kiss
But the planet, it's going.
But the planet, it's going.
Original Lyrics:
But I'm hoping to kick
But the planet, it's glowing.
But the planet, it's glowing.
David Bowie's, "Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diamond again, I tell myself
Original Lyrics:
Time and again I tell myself
David Bowie's, "Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hands.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't got to money and I ain't got no hair.
David Bowie's, "Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I laughed a long needed laugh,
Saw the details fall away
Saw the details fall away
Original Lyrics:
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following
Sordid details following
David Bowie's, "Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thank God Almighty I don't have a fro.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't got to money and I ain't got no hair.
Faith No More's, "Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll wear that t-shirt no more.
Original Lyrics:
I will let you shock no more.
David Bowie's, "Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've loved all that needed love
So did the tails far away.
So did the tails far away.
Original Lyrics:
I've loved all, I've needed love
Sordid details following.
Sordid details following.
David Bowie's, "Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've loved all, I've needed love
Sordid details fall away..
Sordid details fall away..
Original Lyrics:
I've loved all, I've needed love
Sordid details following.
Sordid details following.
David Bowie's, "Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've loved and I've needed love
Saw the details far away.
Saw the details far away.
Original Lyrics:
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following.
Sordid details following.
Faith No More's, "Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smiling, we threw out all the ashes
Original Lyrics:
Smiling with the mouth of the ocean
David Bowie's, "Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strung out and never inspired,
hitting an all-time low
hitting an all-time low
Original Lyrics:
Strung out in heaven's high,
hitting an all-time low
hitting an all-time low
David Bowie's, "Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chicken of nothing is killing
or
The sh** king of nothing is killing
or
The sh** king of nothing is killing
Original Lyrics:
The shrieking of nothing is killing
David Bowie's, "Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
This free king of nothing is killing this
Pictures of chappers and symphasis
And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no help
But I'm hoping to kick this, the plan it is blown.
Pictures of chappers and symphasis
And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no help
But I'm hoping to kick this, the plan it is blown.
Original Lyrics:
The shrieking of nothing is killing
Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis
And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick, but the planet it's glowing.
Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis
And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick, but the planet it's glowing.
David Bowie's, "Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
This shrieking of nothing is killing
Just pictures of Jap girls in silk brassiers
And I thank God Almighty that I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick from this planet and go-oh-oh-oh.
Just pictures of Jap girls in silk brassiers
And I thank God Almighty that I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick from this planet and go-oh-oh-oh.
Original Lyrics:
The shrieking of nothing is killing
Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis
And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick but the planet it's glowing.
Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis
And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair
But I'm hoping to kick but the planet it's glowing.
David Bowie's, "Ashes To Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm next to baby's eyes
Wanna come down right now.
Wanna come down right now.
Original Lyrics:
Want an axe to break the ice
Wanna come down right now.
Wanna come down right now.
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, dunk the donkey
Original Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, flunk the flunky
Original Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky.
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, fun to fungi
Original Lyrics:
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
But no smoking p+++ed off
Original Lyrics:
But no smoking pistol
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember a garbage bin
Original Lyrics:
Do you a remember a guy that's been
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember a garden spade
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember a guy that's been
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember a godless pimp
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember a guy that's been
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember a godless prick
It's such an earthy sod
or
Do you remember a godless pig
It's such another song
It's such an earthy sod
or
Do you remember a godless pig
It's such another song
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember a guy that's been
In such an early song
In such an early song
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember the cabbage fields in such an early song?
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember a guy that's been
In such an early song?
In such an early song?
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember the glockenspiel?
It's such a lovely song
It's such a lovely song
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember a guy that's been
In such an early song
In such an early song
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no ass
Original Lyrics:
I ain't got to money and I ain't got no hair
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no head.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair.
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't got no mummy and I ain't got no ass
Original Lyrics:
I ain't got to money and I ain't got no hair
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thank God almighty I ain't got no ass.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair.
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've never done good things,
I've never done bad things,
I never dug anything out of my poo
I've never done bad things,
I never dug anything out of my poo
Original Lyrics:
I've never done good things,
I've never done bad things,
I never did anything out of the blue
I've never done bad things,
I never did anything out of the blue
The Mindbenders', "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Memories in smoke are turning to rice
Original Lyrics:
Memories in smoke are starting to rise
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
One flash of life,
But no smoking pistol...
But no smoking pistol...
Original Lyrics:
One flash of light,
But no smoking pistol...
But no smoking pistol...
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
One flash of light
But no smoking crystal
But no smoking crystal
Original Lyrics:
One flash of light
But no smoking pistol
But no smoking pistol
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pictures of chav girls in synthesis
Original Lyrics:
Pictures of Jap girls in synthesis
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on eggs to break the ice
Original Lyrics:
Want an axe to break the ice
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snuck out in Heaven's hide
or
Snuck out in Heaven's hive
or
Stuck out in Heaven's hide
or
Snuck out in Heaven's hive
or
Snuck out in Heaven's hive
or
Stuck out in Heaven's hide
or
Snuck out in Heaven's hive
Original Lyrics:
Strung out in Heaven's high
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sordid details for the win
Original Lyrics:
Sordid details following
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
The she-king of nothing is killing tits
Victors of Jap girls in sinful sin
Victors of Jap girls in sinful sin
Original Lyrics:
The shrieking of nothing is killing
Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis
Just pictures of Jap girls in synthesis
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
They got a message from the Action Man
"I'm heavy, hope you're heavy too"
"I'm heavy, hope you're heavy too"
Original Lyrics:
They got a message from the Action Man
"I'm happy, hope you're happy too"
"I'm happy, hope you're happy too"
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want an axe to break the axe
Original Lyrics:
Want an axe to break the ice
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Want an egg to break the ice
Original Lyrics:
Want an axe to break the ice
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
We know Major Tom's a monkey
Original Lyrics:
We know Major Tom's a junkie
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
What I need's to break the ice.
Wanna come down right now.
Wanna come down right now.
Original Lyrics:
Want an axe to break the ice
Wanna come down right now.
Wanna come down right now.
David Bowie's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
What I need's to break the ice
Original Lyrics:
Want an axe to break the ice
The 5th Dimension's, "Ashes to Ashes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will change our diet days
Original Lyrics:
Will change our dyin’ days
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