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Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the mice and Klingons in your beard are screaming 'f*g' at me
or
The mice that hang on to your beard are screaming 'f**' at me.
or
The mice that hang on to your beard are screaming 'f**' at me.
Original Lyrics:
When the ice that clings onto your beard is screaming agony.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
As he bends to pet the doggie
Original Lyrics:
As he bends to pick the dog end
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
As he bends to pick a dog up
Original Lyrics:
As he bends to pick the dog end
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crying in the old suck
Original Lyrics:
Drying in the cold sun
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you still remember December fuck'n freez
Original Lyrics:
Do you still remeber December's foggy freeze
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dooshing out the foul stench
Original Lyrics:
Sitting on a park bench
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dying in the cold sun
Original Lyrics:
Drying in the cold sun
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls in satin pants
Original Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bandaged hands
Original Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
No, but i feel like an idiot.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bat in hand
Original Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with fat intent.
Original Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on a park bench five little girls in battered panties
or
Eyeing little girls with panties pent
or
Eyeing little girls with fattened heads
or
Eyeing little girls with fattened heads
Original Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with padded tents
Original Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with panties tense
Original Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eying little girls with battered panties.
Original Lyrics:
Eying little girls with bad intent.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling like a dead c***.
Original Lyrics:
Feeling like a dead duck.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling up a dead duck
Original Lyrics:
Feeling like a dead duck
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five little girls in battered tents
Original Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five little girls in satin pants.
Original Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five little girls with bad implants
Original Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five little girls with battened tents.
Original Lyrics:
Eying little girls with bad intent.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five little girls with battered 10-speeds
Original Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five little girls with battered heads
Original Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flowers bloom like gnats in the spring.
Original Lyrics:
Flowers bloom like madness in the spring.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flowers bloom like maggots in the spring.
Original Lyrics:
Flowers bloom like madness in the spring.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flowers bloom like members in the spring
Original Lyrics:
Flowers bloom like madness in the spring
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flowers move like magnets in a spring.
Original Lyrics:
Flowers bloom like madness in the spring.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flying is a pulson
Original Lyrics:
Drying in the cold sun
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Greasy fingers striking savage blows
Original Lyrics:
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
He bends to pick a dog a**.
Original Lyrics:
As he bends to pick the dog end.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leg hurting bad As he bends to pet the dog and He goes down to the park and wants his feed.
Original Lyrics:
Leg hurting bad As he bends to pick a dog-end He goes down to the bog and warms his feet.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leg hurting bad, as he bends to kick a dog in.
Original Lyrics:
Leg hurting bad, as he bends to pick a dog-end.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leg hurting bad
As he bends to pet the dog and
He goes down to the park and warms his feet.
As he bends to pet the dog and
He goes down to the park and warms his feet.
Original Lyrics:
Leg hurting bad
As he bends to pick a dog-end
He goes down to the bog and warms his feet.
As he bends to pick a dog-end
He goes down to the bog and warms his feet.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neck hurtin' bad, as he bends to pay kuh-Doggie
He goes down to the park and mourns his peace
He goes down to the park and mourns his peace
Original Lyrics:
Leg hurting bad
As he bends to pick a dog-end
He goes down to the bog and warms his feet.
As he bends to pick a dog-end
He goes down to the bog and warms his feet.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neck hurting bad
As he bends to pick a dark end
He goes down to the park and warms his feet
As he bends to pick a dark end
He goes down to the park and warms his feet
Original Lyrics:
Leg hurting bad
As he bends to pick a dog-end
He goes down to the bog and warms his feet
As he bends to pick a dog-end
He goes down to the bog and warms his feet
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nectared and fat
As he bends to pick a dog-end,
He goes down to the bar and warms his feet.
As he bends to pick a dog-end,
He goes down to the bar and warms his feet.
Original Lyrics:
Leg hurting bad
As he bends to pick a dog-end,
He goes down to the bog and warms his feet.
As he bends to pick a dog-end,
He goes down to the bog and warms his feet.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nine little girls in satin tents.
Original Lyrics:
Eying little girls with bad intent.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peeing like a dead duck
Original Lyrics:
Feeling like a dead duck
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pot is smoking out his nose
Lying to my oldest son
Spitting out words like damn & f***
Hey, I am h***.
Lying to my oldest son
Spitting out words like damn & f***
Hey, I am h***.
Original Lyrics:
Snot is running down his nose
Drying in the cold sun
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck
Hey, Aqualung!
Drying in the cold sun
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck
Hey, Aqualung!
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shitting on a park bench
Original Lyrics:
Sitting on a park bench
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on a park bench
Eying little girls with padded tits
Eying little girls with padded tits
Original Lyrics:
Sitting on a park bench
Eying little girls with bad intent
Eying little girls with bad intent
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on a park bench
Eyeing little girls with patted t**.
Eyeing little girls with patted t**.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting on a park bench
Eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on a park bench
Original Lyrics:
Sitting on the pot bitch
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on a pork roast
Original Lyrics:
Sitting on a park bench
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on a red duck.
Original Lyrics:
Feeling like a dead duck.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on the park bench, five little girls with bad intent
Original Lyrics:
Sitting on the park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snot is running down his nose
Driving with an old son
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken lung.
Driving with an old son
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken lung.
Original Lyrics:
Snot is running down his nose
Drying in the cold sun
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Drying in the cold sun
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Socks running down his nose.
Original Lyrics:
Snot running down his nose.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spitting out pieces of his broken lung.
Original Lyrics:
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spitting out pieces of his broken lungs!
Original Lyrics:
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spitting out pieces of his broken lung
Original Lyrics:
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spitting out pieces of his throat and lung.
Original Lyrics:
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spitting out pieces of his throat and lung
Original Lyrics:
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop running daddy's nose
Crying in the old suck
Feeling like a bad duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken love.
Crying in the old suck
Feeling like a bad duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken love.
Original Lyrics:
Snot running down his nose
Drying in the cold sun
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Drying in the cold sun
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
They still remember December's froggy freeze.
Original Lyrics:
Do you still remember December's foggy freeze?
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw him a bone
A nd it hits him in the noggin.
A nd it hits him in the noggin.
Original Lyrics:
Feeling alone
As he bends to pick a dog-end.
As he bends to pick a dog-end.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching as the frilly Paki's run.
Original Lyrics:
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Editor's note: This performer is a band, not the first and last name of a solo artist. Therefore, it should be properly sorted under the letter "J".
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching as the pretty pansies run.
Original Lyrics:
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching as the pretty panties run.
Original Lyrics:
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching as the pretty pappies run!
Original Lyrics:
Watching as the frilly panties run!
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching as the pretty pathies run
Original Lyrics:
Watching as the pretty panties run
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the ice that clings onto your beard
Is screaming at your knees
Is screaming at your knees
Original Lyrics:
When the ice that clings onto your beard
Is screaming agony
Is screaming agony
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the lice clinged to your beard was screaming agony
Original Lyrics:
When the ice that clings onto your beard is screaming agony.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
When they heist the thing on to your bed
With screaming agony.
With screaming agony.
Original Lyrics:
When the ice that clings onto your beard
Is screaming agony.
Is screaming agony.
Jethro Tull's, "Aqualung"
Misheard Lyrics:
let curtain back as he bends to pet a doggy
Original Lyrics:
leg hurting bad and bends to pick a dog end
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