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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Apeman that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Kinks', "Apeman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an eggman
I'm an egg... egg... eggman
I'm an eggman.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an apeman
I'm an ape... ape... apeman
I'm an apeman.
Colin Slater adds; "If you listen carefully it really does sound like 'eggman'."
The Kinks', "Apeman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a good hormone sapiens
Original Lyrics:
Like a good homo sapiens
The Kinks', "Apeman"
Misheard Lyrics:
The air pollution is f***ing up my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
The air pollution is fogging up my eyes.
The Kinks', "Apeman"
Misheard Lyrics:
The air pollution is f*cking up my eyes
Original Lyrics:
The air pollution is foggin' up my eyes
The album version clearly has the "f*cking up my eyes" line
The Kinks', "Apeman"
Misheard Lyrics:
The apple lotion is fogging up my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
The air pollution is fogging up my eyes.

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