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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for And Now We Dance that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Vandals', "And Now We Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some seasoned eggs, bite his b***s
And squeeze it 'till it's on his knees.
Original Lyrics:
So seize the day by the b***s
And squeeze until it's on it's knees.

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