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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for American Life that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Madonna's, "American Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a lawyer and a manager
An agent and a chef
Three nannies and a sister
And I drive around a jet.
An agent and a chef
Three nannies and a sister
And I drive around a jet.
Original Lyrics:
I got a lawyer and a manager
An agent and a chef
Three nannies, an assistant
And a driver and a jet.
An agent and a chef
Three nannies, an assistant
And a driver and a jet.
Madonna's, "American Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a lawyer and a manger
An jet and a jet
Tree pannies, a sister
And a divewar and a pet.
An jet and a jet
Tree pannies, a sister
And a divewar and a pet.
Original Lyrics:
I got a lawyer and a manager
An agent and a chef
Three nannies, an assistant
And a driver and a jet.
An agent and a chef
Three nannies, an assistant
And a driver and a jet.
Madonna's, "American Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to find a friend
'It's Morrison', he said.
'It's Morrison', he said.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to find a friend
It's more easily said.
It's more easily said.
Madonna's, "American Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm diggin' on the a**es
Just to make their physic bodies, d'oh!
And if all this can't give me hope
You know I'm satisfied.
Just to make their physic bodies, d'oh!
And if all this can't give me hope
You know I'm satisfied.
Original Lyrics:
I'm diggin' on the isotopes
This metaphysics s*** is dope
And if all this can give me hope
You know I'm satisfied.
This metaphysics s*** is dope
And if all this can give me hope
You know I'm satisfied.
Madonna's, "American Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm digging on this ice-cream
This metaphysic's sheet is pope
And if all this can make me mope
You know I'm just as high
This metaphysic's sheet is pope
And if all this can make me mope
You know I'm just as high
Original Lyrics:
I'm digging on the isotopes
This metaphysic's shit is dope
And if all this can give me hope
You know I'm satisfied
This metaphysic's shit is dope
And if all this can give me hope
You know I'm satisfied
Madonna's, "American Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for a symphony
Original Lyrics:
Looking for some sympathy
Madonna's, "American Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will it let me fart?
Original Lyrics:
Will it get me far?
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