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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Along Comes Mary that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

The Association's, "Along Comes Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I hope your gum tastes as sweet as the punch.
or
And I hope your cup tastes as sweet as the punch.
Original Lyrics:
Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch.
The Association's, "Along Comes Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
And does she want to give me Kix
And be I say chicken
Give me pack of memories.
Original Lyrics:
And does she want to give me kicks
And be my steady chick
And give me pick of memories.
The Association's, "Along Comes Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
And does she want to give me kicks
And be my steady chicken
Give me pickled memories
Original Lyrics:
And does she want to give me kicks
And be my steady chick
And give me pick of memories.
Association's, "Along Comes Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the morning when the horny's passed the gas and flaccid dicks are flung across her arse
Original Lyrics:
And when the morning of the warning's passed the gassed and flaccid kids are flung across the stars
The Association's, "Along Comes Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I hope your gum tastes as sweet as the punch.
Original Lyrics:
And now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch.
The Association's, "Along Comes Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then a wonton fairy.
Original Lyrics:
And then along comes Mary.
The Association's, "Along Comes Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me kicks
And three nine seventy six
And give me fragrant memories
Original Lyrics:
Give me kicks
And be my steady chick
And give me pick of memories
The Association's, "Along Comes Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll admit I was sure out to lunch.
Original Lyrics:
When we met, I was sure out to lunch.
The Association's, "Along Comes Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now my empty cup is as sweet as the fudge
Original Lyrics:
Now my empty cup is as sweet as the punch
The Association's, "Along Comes Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now my empty cup tastes as three kinds of punch
Three kinds of punch
Three kinds of punch
Original Lyrics:
Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch.
Sweet as the punch
Sweet as the punch
The Association's, "Along Comes Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you know that weed has the punch.
Original Lyrics:
Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch.
The Association's, "Along Comes Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then we met on the shore out to lunch.
Original Lyrics:
When we met, I was sure out to lunch.
Association's, "Along Comes Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
When vague desire is the fire in the eyes of chicks with dicks and the games they play
Original Lyrics:
When vague desire is the fire in the eyes of chicks whose sickness is the games they play
The Association's, "Along Comes Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we met I was sure of too much.
Original Lyrics:
When we met I was sure out to lunch.
Association's, "Along Comes Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we met, I was sure of too much.
Original Lyrics:
When we met, I was sure out to lunch.

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