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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Albuquerque that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Weird Al Yankovic's, "Albuquerque"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I had my training table up
And my seat belt in the fool-a-bride position.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position.
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Albuquerque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Albut Keerkey
Original Lyrics:
Albuquerque
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Albuquerque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alva kirky
Original Lyrics:
Albuquerque
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Albuquerque"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the in-flight movie was violent with Pauly Shore.
or
And the in-flight movie was 'Viadol' with Pauly Shore.
or
And the in-flight movie was 'Viaduct' with Pauly Shore.
Original Lyrics:
And the in-flight movie was 'Bio-Dome' with Pauly Shore.
Neil Young's, "Albuquerque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have a cookie
Original Lyrics:
Albuquerque
Neil Young's, "Albuquerque"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found the cookie
Original Lyrics:
Albuquerque
Neil Young's, "Albuquerque"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love cooking.
Original Lyrics:
Albuquerque
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Albuquerque"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said "A" (A)
"L" (L)
"V" (V)
"U" (U)
"kirky" (kirky)
Original Lyrics:
I said "A" (A)
"L" (L)
"B" (B)
"U" (U)
"querque" (querque)
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Albuquerque"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would not sleep for an instant until
The one-mouthed snowman was brought to justice.
Original Lyrics:
I would not sleep for an instant until
The one-nostrilled man was brought to justice.
Sons Of The Desert's, "Albuquerque"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a turkey.
Original Lyrics:
Albuquerque
Neil Young's, "Albuquerque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh-oh, I'm a turkey.
Original Lyrics:
Albuquerque
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Albuquerque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the cows are oh so fluffy
Original Lyrics:
Where the towels are oh so fluffy
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Albuquerque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the shriners and the leopards
play their ukuleles all day long
Original Lyrics:
Where the shriners and the lepers
Play their ukuleles all day long.

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