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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Afternoons And Coffeespoons that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Crash Test Dummies', "Afternoons And Coffeespoons"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had my lunch checked out with X-Rays
I've spared the hospital always
Someday I'll have a disappearing headline.
Original Lyrics:
I've had my lungs checked out with X-Rays
I've smelled the hospital hallways
Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline.
Crash Test Dummies', "Afternoons And Coffeespoons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some day, I'll have disappearing headlights.
Original Lyrics:
Some day, I'll have a disappearing hairline.
Crash Test Dummies', "Afternoons and Coffeespoons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Afternoons will be measured out, measured out
and measured with God is good and this is Eliot
or
Afternoons will be measured out, measured out
and measured with God is good and Mrs. Eliot
or
Afternoons will be measured out, measured out
and measured with God is good and Mrs. Eliot
Original Lyrics:
Aftternoons will be measured out, measured out
and measured with Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot
Crash Test Dummies', "Afternoons and Coffeespoons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Afternoons will be mentioned trout, mentioned trout
And mentioned with coffeespoons and tea is Elliot.
Original Lyrics:
Afternoons will be measured out, measured out
And measured with Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot.
Crash Test Dummies', "Afternoons and Coffeespoons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some day I'll have a disappearing hairline
Some day I'll have a job that's in the daytime
Original Lyrics:
Some day I'll have a disappearing hairline
Some day I'll wear pajamas in the daytime
Crash Test Dummies', "Afternoons and Coffeespoons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some day, I'll have a disappearing head lice
Original Lyrics:
Some day, I'll have a disappearing hairline

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