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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Afternoon Delight that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Almost caught a fish Kentucky 'cause it didn't bite
Original Lyrics:
Always thought a fish could not be caught that didn't bite
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Father of the Moon is getting so excited
Original Lyrics:
And the thought of loving you is getting so exciting
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Father of the Needle's getting so excited.
Original Lyrics:
And the thought of rubbing you is getting me so exciting.
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the bottom part of you is gettin' so excited.
Original Lyrics:
And the thought of rubbin you is getting so exciting.
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the father of the newborn's get so excited.
Original Lyrics:
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting.
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the thought of loving you is gettin' so exciting.
Original Lyrics:
And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.
Bill Danoff, the guy who wrote this song, has the lyrics to Afternoon Delight on his website (billdanoff.com) and the lyrics do say "rubbin'", not "loving."
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the thought of revenue is getting so exciting.
Original Lyrics:
And the thought of loving you is getting so exciting.
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you've got some Beenie-Weenies and they taste just right.
Original Lyrics:
But you've got some dinner waiting and I think I might.
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you've got some peter waiting and I think I might.
Original Lyrics:
But you've got some dinner waiting and I think I might.
Great website.
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I always saw the fish were jumping but they didn't bite.
Original Lyrics:
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn't bite.
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I always though a fish could not be caught who didn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might, like nibblin'
A little afternoon delight.
Original Lyrics:
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
A little afternoon delight.
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I always thought our friendship could't stop but it just might
Original Lyrics:
I always though a fish could not be caught who didn't bite
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I always thought that fish don't like me 'cause they didn't bite.
Original Lyrics:
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn't bite.
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I always thought that fish don't like me 'cause they didn't bite.
Original Lyrics:
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn't bite.
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought I shot a fish who couldn't see or bite.
Original Lyrics:
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn't bite.
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I went off to fish, caught nothing 'cause he didn't bite
Original Lyrics:
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn't bite
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makin' farts at night.
Original Lyrics:
Makin' sparks ignite.
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Mother's always been 'When it's right, it's right.'
Original Lyrics:
My motto's always been 'When it's right, it's right.'
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pickin' up whose workin' up a appetite
Original Lyrics:
Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite (B. Danoff)
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ramattos always been.
When it's right is right.
Original Lyrics:
My motto's always been
'when it's right, it's right'.
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Robins stick themselves together, make the sparks ignite
Original Lyrics:
Rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Romano's always said, 'When it's right, it's right'.
or
Romano's always been 'When it's rye, it's rye'.
Original Lyrics:
My motto's always been 'When it's right, it's right.'
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sky monkeys in flight
Afternoon delight.
Original Lyrics:
Skyrockets in flight
Afternoon delight.
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sky rockets in flight
After noon-daylight
After noon-daylight.
Original Lyrics:
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight.
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skyrockets at night, afternoon delight
Original Lyrics:
Skyrockets in flight, afternoon delight
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spy rockets didn't fly
Original Lyrics:
Sky rockets in flight
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
The father of the mule is gettin' so excited.
Original Lyrics:
The thought of loving you is gettin' so exciting.
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
The thought of loving you is getting so exciting
or
The father of the year is getting so excited
or
The father of the year is getting so excited
Original Lyrics:
The thought of rubbing you is getting so exciting
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
The thought of rubbing you is gettin' so exciting.
Original Lyrics:
The thought of loving you is gettin' so exciting.
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
The tought of rubbin' you is gettin' so exciting.
Original Lyrics:
The thought of lovin' you is gettin' so exciting.

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