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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Andrew Lloyd Webber that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 17 misheard song lyrics for Andrew Lloyd Webber on amIright currently.

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"Angel of Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Angel of Music, Aye Carumba
Original Lyrics:
Angel of Music, guide and guardian
"Buenos Aires from 'Evita'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand back, Buenos Aires,
Because you wanna know what you're gonna get in me
Just a little cup of stock water tea.
Original Lyrics:
Stand back, Buenos Aires,
Because you wanna know what you're gonna get in me
Just a little touch of star quality.
"High Flying Adored"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fantasy of the bedroom and the sink.
Original Lyrics:
A fantasy of the bedroom and a saint.
"I Don't Know How To Love Him"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the way, in the moonlight
Original Lyrics:
What to do, how to move him
"I Don't Know How To Love Him" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So consokle
Original Lyrics:
So calm, so cool.
"Jesus Christ Superstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese and mice, superstar
or
Cheese and flies, superstar
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ, Superstar
"Jesus Christ Superstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese is nice, cheese is nice.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ
"Jesus Christ Superstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus Christ, Superstar
Do you control what they say you are?
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ, Superstar
Do you think you're what they say you are?
"Jesus Christ Superstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who in the hell do you think you are?
Original Lyrics:
Do you think you're what they say you are?
"Masquerade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oscar made
Original Lyrics:
Masquerade
"Masquerade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop and stare, and a sea of flies around you
Original Lyrics:
Stop and stare at the sea of smiles around you
"Notes/Prima Donna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy! It's all a plot to help crazy!
Original Lyrics:
Christine! It's all a plot to help Christine!
From the musical 'Phantom of the Opera'.
"Notes/Prima Donna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's she seeing? Who's she seeing?
Original Lyrics:
Will she sing? Will she sing?
From the musical 'Phantom of the Opera'.
"Think Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a change! You're really not a bit
That cockish girl that once you were.
Original Lyrics:
What a change! You're really not a bit
The gawkish girl that once you were.
"Think Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a change, you're really not a b*tch
The dorkish girl that once you were.
Original Lyrics:
What a change, you're really not a bit
The gawkish girl that once you were.
"Think of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a change! You're really not a b*tch
The cockish girl that once you were.
Original Lyrics:
What a change, you're really not a bit
The gawkish girl that once you were.
"Try Not to Be Afraid"
Misheard Lyrics:
The vanishing of nightness
Original Lyrics:
The vanishing of nightmares

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