Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> W -> The Waitresses

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Waitresses that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 10 misheard song lyrics for The Waitresses on amIright currently.

"Christmas Wrapping"
Misheard Lyrics:
A & P has pride in me
With the world's smallest turkey.
Original Lyrics:
A & P has provided me
With the world's smallest turkey.
"Christmas Wrapping"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me have pride in me
With the world's smallest turkey.
Original Lyrics:
A & P has pride in me
With the world's smallest turkey.
A & P is a supermarket. The company's headquarters is in Montivale, New Jersey.
"I Know What Boys Like"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my cat moussed.
Original Lyrics:
I got my cat moves.
"I Know What Boys Like"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know when boys lie.
Original Lyrics:
I know what boys like.
"I Know What Boys Like"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my cat moose
Original Lyrics:
I've got my cat moves
"I Know What Boys Like"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like powdered children.
Original Lyrics:
Like pouty children.
"I Know What Boys Like"
Misheard Lyrics:
They get so angry
Like potty children
Dee neither candy
I laugh right at them.
Original Lyrics:
They get so angry
Like pouty children
Denied their candy
I laugh right at them.
"I Know What Boys Like"
Misheard Lyrics:
They want to touch me, I never love them.
Original Lyrics:
They want to touch me, I never let them.
"I Know What Boys Like"
Misheard Lyrics:
United candy, I laugh right at them.
Original Lyrics:
Denied their candy, I laugh right at them.
"I Know What Boys Like"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zippers and buttons, fond to frustrate them.
Original Lyrics:
Zippers and buttons, fun to frustrate them.

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20th Century Masters - The Millennium Collection: The Best of The Waitresses album at Amazon.com
Best of album at Amazon.com
King Biscuit Flower Hour album at Amazon.com
 
 
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