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"Absolutely Fabulous"
Wheels on fire
Burning down the road
Best notify our nestikin
This wheel shall explode.
Wheels on fire
Rolling down the road
Best notify my next of kin
This wheel shall explode.
And what the heck is a NESTIKIN??? :-)
"Beverly Hillibillies (Closing Theme)"
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his ken
And they would like to thank you folks for kind of droppin' in.
Well now it's time to say good-bye to Jed and all his kin
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
Khruschev's due at I.O.R.
Khruschev's due at Idlewild.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
A man is born, he's a mental case
Then along come two, they got nothing but the genes.
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
The man is bold
He's a man of dreams
A man is born
He's a man of means
"Dora The Explorer"
Swiper no sniping! Swiper no sniping!
Dora the Explorer!
Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping!
Dora the Explorer!
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
A ham to hold onto
A hand to hold on to
"Family Guy Theme"
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us Effin' cry!
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us Laugh and cry!
Both are actually correct...the "misheard" one is from the first 2 seasons.
"Flintstones' Theme"
Someday, they'll be careful when they fight,
Then the cat will stay out for tonight
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight,
Then the cat will stay out for the night
"Flintstones' Theme"
That's right,
with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of friends you feed
Let's ride,
with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
That's right
With the family down the street
Rudolph, courtesy of Pretzel Pete.
Let's ride
With the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"G.I. Joe"
He never gives up
He'll stay Tuesday night
When G. I. Joe will dare!
He never gives up
He'll stay till the fight's won
G. I. Joe will dare!
"G.I. Joe"
It's G. I. Joe against Cobra and Jethro.
It's G. I. Joe against Cobra and Destro.
"Gilligan's Island (Closing theme)"
Like robbers' Macarusso
Like Robinson Crusoe
"Golden Girls"
And the heart attacks would say
Thank you for being a friend.
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend.
"Golden Girls"
You would see the biggest skipper beef um me
And the heart of Tatchwood say
Thank you for being a friend
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend
"Golden Girls"
You wussy, the biggest gimp that you could be
And the heart attacks would stay
Thank you for being a friend.
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend.
"Good Times (Closing Theme)"
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the afros grooooow
Thinkin' how we all look hand me down.
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the asphalt grow
Thinkin' how it all looks hand me down.
"Good Times (Closing Theme)"
Just lookin' out of the window
Washin' the ash fall grow
Stinkin' 'ow we all took 'erry tie?
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the asphalt grow
Thinking how we all look every time.
"Good Times (Closing Theme)"
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the a**hole grow
Thinking how we all look every time.
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the asphalt grow
Thinking how we all look every time.
"Good Times"
Good times
Any time you need 'em baby
Good times
Any time you feel afraid
Good times
When you're not getting muscled
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled
Keeping your head in the water
Not getting payed if you can
Temporary layoffs
Good times
Easy cradle with horse
Good times
Splashing and surviving
Good times
Hanging in the fall out
Good times.
Good times
Any time you meet a payment
Good times
Any time you need a friend
Good times
Any time you're out from under
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled
Keeping your head above water
Making a wave if you can
Temporary lay offs
Good times
Easy credit rip-offs
Good times
Scratchin' and surviving
Good times
Hangin in a chow line
Good times.
"Good Times"
Hangin' in a jivin'
or
Hangin' drinkin' Jew wine
Hangin' in a chow line
This came from the song's author, after a NYC radio station had a big, month long dispute and awarded 1000 dollars.
"Good Times"
Hanging and enjoying it.
Hanging in a chow line
"Good Times"
Hanging and enjoying
Hanging in a chow line
"Good Times"
Hanging in a challenge
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Hey there, little Charlay!
Hanging in a chow line
"Good Times"
Just lookin' out of the wind floor.
Watching the ass fall glow.
Just lookin' out of the window.
Watching the asphalt grow.
"Good Times"
Just lookin' out of the window
Watchin' the a**hole glow.
Just lookin' out of the window
Watchin' the asphalt grow.
"Good Times"
Just lookin' out of the window
Watchin' the esgargot.
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the asphalt grow.
"Good Times"
Making a way when you can
[Later]
Hanging in the jungle.
Making a wave when you can
[Later]
Hanging in a chow line.
"Good Times"
Scratchin' and subabby
Scratchin' and surviving
"Good Times"
Temporarily laid off.
Good times.
Easy creditor rip offs.
Good times.
Scrungin' in a sufarin.
Good times.
Can you let the chill'en out?
Good times
Temporary lay offs.
Good Times.
Easy credit rip offs.
Good Times.
Scratchin' and surviving.
Good Times.
Hangin in a chow line.
Good Times.
"Good Times"
Temporarily laid off
Good times
Easy creditor rip offs
Good times
Scrungin' in a sufarin
Good times
Hangin' in the john, yeah!
Good times.
Temporary lay offs
Good times
Easy credit rip offs
Good times
Scratchin' and surviving
Good times
Hangin in a chow line
Good times.
"Good Times"
Thelma just got laid off
Good times
Eagles make the playoffs
Good times.
Temporary lay offs
Good times
Easy credit rip offs
Good times.
"Goof Troop"
Now gimmie a beer.
Now gimmie that beat.
"Greater Union Cinemas"
I want my boobies to bounce around.
I want my movies in full surround.
"Green Acres"
I'm justing for a vent-out blue.
I just adore a penthouse view.
"Growing Pains (As Long As We Got Each Other)"
The luckiest dreamer--you know what we're dreaming!
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreaming
"H.R. Pufnstuf Show Theme"
From her broom-broom in the skies
She watched her plans with teary old eyes.
From her vroom-broom in the skies
She watched her plans materialize.
"Happy Days"
I sigh ho-hum, ready to race to you.
My cycle hums, ready to race to you.
"Home and Away"
You know we belong together
You may die forever and ever.
You know we belong together
You and I forever and ever.
"Hong Kong Phooey"
Quicker than the you and I.
Quicker than the human eye.
Sung by Scatman Crothers, who also did the voice of Hong Kong Phooey in the animated series.
"Huckleberry Hound"
Don't have your teeth regret.
Turn on your T.V. set.
"Huckleberry Hound"
So get yourself upset
Turn up your TV set.
So get yourself all set
Turn on your TV set.
"JoJo's Circus"
Play away, we're going to JoJo's circus.
Hooray, hooray, we're going to JoJo's circus.
"JoJo's Circus"
Spin your hands like weiners.
Spin your hands like beaters.
"Josie And The Pussycats"
Long tails, Gefilte hats
or
Long tails and filtered hats
or
Long tails to give you hats
or
Long tails, forget the hats.
Long tails and ears for hats
"Kim Possible"
Call me, beat me
If you wanna reach me.
Call me, beep me
If you wanna reach me.
"Little Audrey"
Little Audrey's dead
Save us from a rainy day
or
Little Audrey's deaf
Savin' on a rainy day
or
Little Audrey's deaf
Savin' on a rainy day
Little Audrey says,
'Save it for a rainy day.'
"Love American Style"
Bluer than the Red, White and Blue
Truer than the Red, White and Blue
"Maverick"
Living on Jackson Queens.
Living on Jacks and Queens.
"Movin' On Up ('The Jeffersons' Theme Song)"
'Cause Charley's gotta pee on the pot.
We finally got a piece of the pie.
"Movin' On Up ('The Jeffersons' Theme)"
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Bean's gonna burn on the grill.
or
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Meat's gonna burn on the grill.
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill.
"Movin' On Up ('The Jeffersons' theme song)"
As long as we is chewin' beans, baby.
As long as we live, it's you 'n' me baby.
"Movin' On Up (The Jefferson's Theme Song)"
Key lime pies in the kitchen
King Kong's out on the grill.
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Long, sweet lips, chewin me baby
Ain't nothin' wrong with luck
As long as we live, it's you and me, baby
Ain't nothin' wrong with that
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Peas don't turn on the grill.
It took a whole lot of trainin' to get up that hill.
But now were up in the big seas
and its are tune for a hat
Fish don't fry on the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
It took a whole lot of tryin to get me up that hill.
Now were up in the big leaagues
Gettin' our turn at bat
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Limestone fry in the kitchen
Dingdongs burn on the grill.
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill.
"Nothing Can Stop The Smooze"
Singin' it's funky, glunky song.
Singin' it's funky, gunky song!
From the 'My Little Pony' movie.
"Nothing Can Stop The Smooze"
Unprobable, unstoppable smooze
Our crop of unstoppable smooze
From the 'My Little Pony' movie.
"Pokemon"
Oh you're my trend
in a whirl we must de-friend
oh your my best friend
in a world we must defend
"Sharky & George"
Sharky and George They're up any mystery.
Sharky and George clear up any mystery.
"Sharky & George"
Sharky and George,
The crimebusters are fishy
Sharky and George,
The crimebusters of the sea
"Sharky & George"
Sharky and George
They'll solve any mystery.
Sharky and George
Clear up any mystery.
"Speed Racer"
He's a demon and he's gonna be Jason or someone.
He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone.
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Welcome, friend, keys are yours,
Action is his reward
Wealth and fame he ignores,
Action is his reward
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Welcome, friends. He's New York
Action is his reward.
Wealth and fame he ignores
Action is his reward.
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Welcomed, friend? He's ignored.
Action is his reward.
Wealth and fame, he ignores
Action is his reward.
"Spiderman"
Is he strong? Let's not doubt
He's that aerial acrobat.
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radioactive blood.
"Spiderman"
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radio actin' plug br> Can he swing? Trauma Fred
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radioactive blood
Can he swing from a thread?
"Spiderman"
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radio actin' bug
Can he swing? Trauma Fred
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radioactive blood
Can he swing from a thread?
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Absorbent and yellow and chorous is he.
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Absorbent and yellow and porn-ish is he.
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
"Spongebob Squarepants"
His nossy-bossy must be something you wish.
His nautical nonsense be something you wish.
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Who's squirming and yellow and covered with fleas?
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Donatello dunks machines
Donatello does machines
"That's So Raven"
He's peeing on me.
It's so mysterious to me.
"The Addams Family"
A rooster you can crawl on.
A broomstick you can crawl on.
"The Addams Family"
Neat, sweet, puttee
Neat, sweet, petite
"The Addams Family"
So gather with your shawl on
A roost that you can crawl on.
So get a witch's shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on.
"The Brady Bunch"
And they knew they were much more than a bunch.
And they knew it was much more than a hunch.
"The Facts Of Life"
When you used to hate your date
I'd think you better instigate
When the boys you used to hate you date,
I guess you best investigate
"The Grundle Theme Song (Grundles Good)"
Grundles go 'grum grum grum good!'
Grundles are misunderstood.
From the 'My Little Pony' movie.
"The Grundle Theme Song (Grundles Good)"
Grundles hug you, never thug you!
Grundles hug you, never bug you!
"The Lawrence Welk Show"
Adios, 409
Oddies today, goodnight!
Adios, au revoir
Auf Wiedersehen, goodnight!
'409', as in the Formula 409 kitchen cleanser
"The Lawrence Welk Show"
Adios, au revoir
Wanting to s(t)ay, goodnight!
Adios, au revoir
Auf wiedersehen, goodnight!
"The Nanny"
The kids are actually smiling, such wannabees.
The kids are actually smiling, such joie de vivre.
"The Nanny"
Til her boyfriend beat her up in one of those pushing scenes
Til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes
"The Patty Duke Show"
Meet Cathy, she's hip, goes everywhere
From Zanzibar to Bartley Square
or
Cathy who's lip goes everywhere
From Sans-a-bar to Barkley Square
or
Cathy who's lip goes everywhere
From Sans-a-bar to Barkley Square
Meet Cathy who's lived most everywhere
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square
"The Roadrunner Show"
Keeping the Coyote back in the strangest ways.
Even the Coyote can't make him change his ways.
"The Rubbadubbers"
Here come the Mother F*****s
Shwish, slash, slough!
Here come the Rubbadubbers
Splish, splash, sposh!
"The Wonder Years"
I said I'm a little help from my friends,
I said I'm gonna get high
I get by with a little help from my friends,
I said I'm gonna get by
"Theme from 'Laverne & Shirley'"
On our way, and weed the snow now.
On our way, and we just know now.
"This Is Halloween"
This is Halloween
Red and black and spider green.
This is Halloween
Red and black and slimy green.
"This Is Halloween"
Trick or treat 'til the neighbors call the diaphragm.
Trick or treat 'til the neighbors gonna die of fright.
From the movie 'The Nightmare Before Christmas'.
"Thundarr The Barbarian"
But one man burns his buns to fight for justice.
But one man bursts his bonds to fight for justice.
"Top Cat Theme"
He's the boss, he's the bip.
or he's the boss, he's a pip.
He's the boss, he's a V.I.P.
"Top Cat"
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Ome on in he's whipping the 't'.
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Provided it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing there's whipped cream for tea.
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Provided it's with dignity.
"Tra La La (The Banana Splits Theme)"
One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch of soda, many more.
One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch, and so do many more.
"Transformers"
Transformers
Robots in the skies
Transformers
Robots in disguise
"Transformers"
Transformers
The Bore, The Beat, The Eye
Transformers
More than meets the eye.
"Transformers"
Transformers
Forms beneath the eyes.
Transformers
Robots in disguise.
"Wonder Pets"
We're underpants
We're underpants
We're on our way
To help the baby unicorn and save the day.
We're Wonder Pets
We're Wonder Pets
We're on our way
To help the baby unicorn and save the day.
"Zoom"
Turn off the Timmy.
Turn off the TV.