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"Absolutely Fabulous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wheels on fire
Burning down the road
Best notify our nestikin
This wheel shall explode.
Original Lyrics:
Wheels on fire
Rolling down the road
Best notify my next of kin
This wheel shall explode.
And what the heck is a NESTIKIN??? :-)
"Beverly Hillibillies (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his ken
And they would like to thank you folks for kind of droppin' in.
Original Lyrics:
Well now it's time to say good-bye to Jed and all his kin
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Khruschev's due at I.O.R.
Original Lyrics:
Khruschev's due at Idlewild.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a mental case
Then along come two, they got nothing but the genes.
Original Lyrics:
A man is born, he's a man of means
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
"Diff'rent Strokes"
Misheard Lyrics:
The man is bold
He's a man of dreams
Original Lyrics:
A man is born
He's a man of means
"Dora The Explorer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swiper no sniping! Swiper no sniping!
Dora the Explorer!
Original Lyrics:
Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping!
Dora the Explorer!
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
A ham to hold onto
Original Lyrics:
A hand to hold on to
"Family Guy Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us Effin' cry!
Original Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us Laugh and cry!
Both are actually correct...the "misheard" one is from the first 2 seasons.
"Flintstones' Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday, they'll be careful when they fight,
Then the cat will stay out for tonight
Original Lyrics:
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight,
Then the cat will stay out for the night
"Flintstones' Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right,
with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of friends you feed
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride,
with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
"Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right
With the family down the street
Rudolph, courtesy of Pretzel Pete.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride
With the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
"G.I. Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
He never gives up
He'll stay Tuesday night
When G. I. Joe will dare!
Original Lyrics:
He never gives up
He'll stay till the fight's won
G. I. Joe will dare!
"G.I. Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's G. I. Joe against Cobra and Jethro.
Original Lyrics:
It's G. I. Joe against Cobra and Destro.
"Gilligan's Island (Closing theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like robbers' Macarusso
Original Lyrics:
Like Robinson Crusoe
"Golden Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the heart attacks would say
Thank you for being a friend.
Original Lyrics:
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend.
"Golden Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
You would see the biggest skipper beef um me
And the heart of Tatchwood say
Thank you for being a friend
Original Lyrics:
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend
"Golden Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wussy, the biggest gimp that you could be
And the heart attacks would stay
Thank you for being a friend.
Original Lyrics:
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend.
"Good Times (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the afros grooooow
Thinkin' how we all look hand me down.
Original Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the asphalt grow
Thinkin' how it all looks hand me down.
"Good Times (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Washin' the ash fall grow
Stinkin' 'ow we all took 'erry tie?
Original Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the asphalt grow
Thinking how we all look every time.
"Good Times (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the a**hole grow
Thinking how we all look every time.
Original Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the asphalt grow
Thinking how we all look every time.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good times
Any time you need 'em baby
Good times
Any time you feel afraid
Good times
When you're not getting muscled
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled
Keeping your head in the water
Not getting payed if you can
Temporary layoffs
Good times
Easy cradle with horse
Good times
Splashing and surviving
Good times
Hanging in the fall out
Good times.
Original Lyrics:
Good times
Any time you meet a payment
Good times
Any time you need a friend
Good times
Any time you're out from under
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled
Keeping your head above water
Making a wave if you can
Temporary lay offs
Good times
Easy credit rip-offs
Good times
Scratchin' and surviving
Good times
Hangin in a chow line
Good times.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in a jivin'
or
Hangin' drinkin' Jew wine
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
This came from the song's author, after a NYC radio station had a big, month long dispute and awarded 1000 dollars.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hanging and enjoying it.
Original Lyrics:
Hanging in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hanging and enjoying
Original Lyrics:
Hanging in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hanging in a challenge
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey there, little Charlay!
Original Lyrics:
Hanging in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the wind floor.
Watching the ass fall glow.
Original Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window.
Watching the asphalt grow.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watchin' the a**hole glow.
Original Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watchin' the asphalt grow.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watchin' the esgargot.
Original Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window
Watching the asphalt grow.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making a way when you can
[Later]
Hanging in the jungle.
Original Lyrics:
Making a wave when you can
[Later]
Hanging in a chow line.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scratchin' and subabby
Original Lyrics:
Scratchin' and surviving
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Temporarily laid off.
Good times.
Easy creditor rip offs.
Good times.
Scrungin' in a sufarin.
Good times.
Can you let the chill'en out?
Good times
Original Lyrics:
Temporary lay offs.
Good Times.
Easy credit rip offs.
Good Times.
Scratchin' and surviving.
Good Times.
Hangin in a chow line.
Good Times.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Temporarily laid off
Good times
Easy creditor rip offs
Good times
Scrungin' in a sufarin
Good times
Hangin' in the john, yeah!
Good times.
Original Lyrics:
Temporary lay offs
Good times
Easy credit rip offs
Good times
Scratchin' and surviving
Good times
Hangin in a chow line
Good times.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thelma just got laid off
Good times
Eagles make the playoffs
Good times.
Original Lyrics:
Temporary lay offs
Good times
Easy credit rip offs
Good times.
"Goof Troop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now gimmie a beer.
Original Lyrics:
Now gimmie that beat.
"Greater Union Cinemas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want my boobies to bounce around.
Original Lyrics:
I want my movies in full surround.
"Green Acres"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm justing for a vent-out blue.
Original Lyrics:
I just adore a penthouse view.
"Growing Pains (As Long As We Got Each Other)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The luckiest dreamer--you know what we're dreaming!
Original Lyrics:
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreaming
"H.R. Pufnstuf Show Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
From her broom-broom in the skies
She watched her plans with teary old eyes.
Original Lyrics:
From her vroom-broom in the skies
She watched her plans materialize.
"Happy Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sigh ho-hum, ready to race to you.
Original Lyrics:
My cycle hums, ready to race to you.
"Home and Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know we belong together
You may die forever and ever.
Original Lyrics:
You know we belong together
You and I forever and ever.
"Hong Kong Phooey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Quicker than the you and I.
Original Lyrics:
Quicker than the human eye.
Sung by Scatman Crothers, who also did the voice of Hong Kong Phooey in the animated series.
"Huckleberry Hound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't have your teeth regret.
Original Lyrics:
Turn on your T.V. set.
"Huckleberry Hound"
Misheard Lyrics:
So get yourself upset
Turn up your TV set.
Original Lyrics:
So get yourself all set
Turn on your TV set.
"JoJo's Circus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Play away, we're going to JoJo's circus.
Original Lyrics:
Hooray, hooray, we're going to JoJo's circus.
"JoJo's Circus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spin your hands like weiners.
Original Lyrics:
Spin your hands like beaters.
"Josie And The Pussycats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long tails, Gefilte hats
or
Long tails and filtered hats
or
Long tails to give you hats
or
Long tails, forget the hats.
Original Lyrics:
Long tails and ears for hats
"Kim Possible"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me, beat me
If you wanna reach me.
Original Lyrics:
Call me, beep me
If you wanna reach me.
"Little Audrey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Audrey's dead
Save us from a rainy day
or
Little Audrey's deaf
Savin' on a rainy day
or
Little Audrey's deaf
Savin' on a rainy day
Original Lyrics:
Little Audrey says,
'Save it for a rainy day.'
"Love American Style"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bluer than the Red, White and Blue
Original Lyrics:
Truer than the Red, White and Blue
"Maverick"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living on Jackson Queens.
Original Lyrics:
Living on Jacks and Queens.
"Movin' On Up ('The Jeffersons' Theme Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause Charley's gotta pee on the pot.
Original Lyrics:
We finally got a piece of the pie.
"Movin' On Up ('The Jeffersons' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Bean's gonna burn on the grill.
or
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Meat's gonna burn on the grill.
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill.
"Movin' On Up ('The Jeffersons' theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as we is chewin' beans, baby.
Original Lyrics:
As long as we live, it's you 'n' me baby.
"Movin' On Up (The Jefferson's Theme Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Key lime pies in the kitchen
King Kong's out on the grill.
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long, sweet lips, chewin me baby
Ain't nothin' wrong with luck
Original Lyrics:
As long as we live, it's you and me, baby
Ain't nothin' wrong with that
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Peas don't turn on the grill.
It took a whole lot of trainin' to get up that hill.
But now were up in the big seas
and its are tune for a hat
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry on the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
It took a whole lot of tryin to get me up that hill.
Now were up in the big leaagues
Gettin' our turn at bat
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Limestone fry in the kitchen
Dingdongs burn on the grill.
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill.
"Nothing Can Stop The Smooze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singin' it's funky, glunky song.
Original Lyrics:
Singin' it's funky, gunky song!
From the 'My Little Pony' movie.
"Nothing Can Stop The Smooze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unprobable, unstoppable smooze
Original Lyrics:
Our crop of unstoppable smooze
From the 'My Little Pony' movie.
"Pokemon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh you're my trend
in a whirl we must de-friend
Original Lyrics:
oh your my best friend
in a world we must defend
"Sharky & George"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharky and George They're up any mystery.
Original Lyrics:
Sharky and George clear up any mystery.
"Sharky & George"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharky and George,
The crimebusters are fishy
Original Lyrics:
Sharky and George,
The crimebusters of the sea
"Sharky & George"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharky and George
They'll solve any mystery.
Original Lyrics:
Sharky and George
Clear up any mystery.
"Speed Racer"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a demon and he's gonna be Jason or someone.
Original Lyrics:
He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone.
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome, friend, keys are yours,
Action is his reward
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame he ignores,
Action is his reward
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome, friends. He's New York
Action is his reward.
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame he ignores
Action is his reward.
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcomed, friend? He's ignored.
Action is his reward.
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame, he ignores
Action is his reward.
"Spiderman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is he strong? Let's not doubt
He's that aerial acrobat.
Original Lyrics:
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radioactive blood.
"Spiderman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radio actin' plug br> Can he swing? Trauma Fred
Original Lyrics:
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radioactive blood
Can he swing from a thread?
"Spiderman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radio actin' bug
Can he swing? Trauma Fred
Original Lyrics:
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radioactive blood
Can he swing from a thread?
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and chorous is he.
Original Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and porn-ish is he.
Original Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
His nossy-bossy must be something you wish.
Original Lyrics:
His nautical nonsense be something you wish.
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's squirming and yellow and covered with fleas?
Original Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Donatello dunks machines
Original Lyrics:
Donatello does machines
"That's So Raven"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's peeing on me.
Original Lyrics:
It's so mysterious to me.
"The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
A rooster you can crawl on.
Original Lyrics:
A broomstick you can crawl on.
"The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neat, sweet, puttee
Original Lyrics:
Neat, sweet, petite
"The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
So gather with your shawl on
A roost that you can crawl on.
Original Lyrics:
So get a witch's shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on.
"The Brady Bunch"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they knew they were much more than a bunch.
Original Lyrics:
And they knew it was much more than a hunch.
"The Facts Of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you used to hate your date
I'd think you better instigate
Original Lyrics:
When the boys you used to hate you date,
I guess you best investigate
"The Grundle Theme Song (Grundles Good)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grundles go 'grum grum grum good!'
Original Lyrics:
Grundles are misunderstood.
From the 'My Little Pony' movie.
"The Grundle Theme Song (Grundles Good)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grundles hug you, never thug you!
Original Lyrics:
Grundles hug you, never bug you!
"The Lawrence Welk Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Adios, 409
Oddies today, goodnight!
Original Lyrics:
Adios, au revoir
Auf Wiedersehen, goodnight!
'409', as in the Formula 409 kitchen cleanser
"The Lawrence Welk Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Adios, au revoir
Wanting to s(t)ay, goodnight!
Original Lyrics:
Adios, au revoir
Auf wiedersehen, goodnight!
"The Nanny"
Misheard Lyrics:
The kids are actually smiling, such wannabees.
Original Lyrics:
The kids are actually smiling, such joie de vivre.
"The Nanny"
Misheard Lyrics:
Til her boyfriend beat her up in one of those pushing scenes
Original Lyrics:
Til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes
"The Patty Duke Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meet Cathy, she's hip, goes everywhere
From Zanzibar to Bartley Square
or
Cathy who's lip goes everywhere
From Sans-a-bar to Barkley Square
or
Cathy who's lip goes everywhere
From Sans-a-bar to Barkley Square
Original Lyrics:
Meet Cathy who's lived most everywhere
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square
"The Roadrunner Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeping the Coyote back in the strangest ways.
Original Lyrics:
Even the Coyote can't make him change his ways.
"The Rubbadubbers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here come the Mother F*****s
Shwish, slash, slough!
Original Lyrics:
Here come the Rubbadubbers
Splish, splash, sposh!
"The Wonder Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said I'm a little help from my friends,
I said I'm gonna get high
Original Lyrics:
I get by with a little help from my friends,
I said I'm gonna get by
"Theme from 'Laverne & Shirley'"
Misheard Lyrics:
On our way, and weed the snow now.
Original Lyrics:
On our way, and we just know now.
"This Is Halloween"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is Halloween
Red and black and spider green.
Original Lyrics:
This is Halloween
Red and black and slimy green.
"This Is Halloween"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trick or treat 'til the neighbors call the diaphragm.
Original Lyrics:
Trick or treat 'til the neighbors gonna die of fright.
From the movie 'The Nightmare Before Christmas'.
"Thundarr The Barbarian"
Misheard Lyrics:
But one man burns his buns to fight for justice.
Original Lyrics:
But one man bursts his bonds to fight for justice.
"Top Cat Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the boss, he's the bip.
or he's the boss, he's a pip.
Original Lyrics:
He's the boss, he's a V.I.P.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Ome on in he's whipping the 't'.
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Provided it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing there's whipped cream for tea.
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Provided it's with dignity.
"Tra La La (The Banana Splits Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch of soda, many more.
Original Lyrics:
One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch, and so do many more.
"Transformers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Transformers
Robots in the skies
Original Lyrics:
Transformers
Robots in disguise
"Transformers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Transformers
The Bore, The Beat, The Eye
Original Lyrics:
Transformers
More than meets the eye.
"Transformers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Transformers
Forms beneath the eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Transformers
Robots in disguise.
"Wonder Pets"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're underpants
We're underpants
We're on our way
To help the baby unicorn and save the day.
Original Lyrics:
We're Wonder Pets
We're Wonder Pets
We're on our way
To help the baby unicorn and save the day.
"Zoom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn off the Timmy.
Original Lyrics:
Turn off the TV.

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