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"Absolutely Fabulous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wheels on fire
Burning down the road
Best notify our nestikin
This wheel shall explode.
Burning down the road
Best notify our nestikin
This wheel shall explode.
Original Lyrics:
Wheels on fire
Rolling down the road
Best notify my next of kin
This wheel shall explode.
Rolling down the road
Best notify my next of kin
This wheel shall explode.
And what the heck is a NESTIKIN??? :-)
"Barney the Dinosaur (Barney Theme Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barney shows us lots of things--I come to play pretend.
Original Lyrics:
Barney shows us lots of things, like how to play pretend.
"Beverly Hillibillies (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his ken
And they would like to thank you folks for kind of droppin' in.
And they would like to thank you folks for kind of droppin' in.
Original Lyrics:
Well now it's time to say good-bye to Jed and all his kin
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.
"Bob The Builder Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
So f****ing dizzy
Original Lyrics:
Scoop, Muck and Dizzy
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Khruschev's due at I.O.R.
Original Lyrics:
Khruschev's due at Idlewild.
"Dora The Explorer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swiper no sniping! Swiper no sniping!
Dora the Explorer!
Dora the Explorer!
Original Lyrics:
Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping!
Dora the Explorer!
Dora the Explorer!
"Everywhere You Look (Theme from 'Full House')"
Misheard Lyrics:
A ham to hold onto
Original Lyrics:
A hand to hold on to
"Family Guy Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us Effin' cry!
Positively can do
All the things that make us Effin' cry!
Original Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us Laugh and cry!
Positively can do
All the things that make us Laugh and cry!
Both are actually correct...the "misheard" one is from the first 2 seasons.
"Family Guy Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Muffy is a family guy
Muffy is a man who
positively can do
All the things that make us laugh and cry!
Muffy is a man who
positively can do
All the things that make us laugh and cry!
Original Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us Laugh and cry!
Positively can do
All the things that make us Laugh and cry!
"Flintstones theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday maybe crack the window pipe
Original Lyrics:
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight.
"Golden Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
You would see the biggest skipper beef um me
And the heart of Tatchwood say
Thank you for being a friend
And the heart of Tatchwood say
Thank you for being a friend
Original Lyrics:
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend
"Golden Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wussy, the biggest gimp that you could be
And the heart attacks would stay
Thank you for being a friend.
And the heart attacks would stay
Thank you for being a friend.
Original Lyrics:
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend.
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good times
Any time you need 'em baby
Good times
Any time you feel afraid
Good times
When you're not getting muscled
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled
Keeping your head in the water
Not getting payed if you can
Temporary layoffs
Good times
Easy cradle with horse
Good times
Splashing and surviving
Good times
Hanging in the fall out
Good times.
Any time you need 'em baby
Good times
Any time you feel afraid
Good times
When you're not getting muscled
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled
Keeping your head in the water
Not getting payed if you can
Temporary layoffs
Good times
Easy cradle with horse
Good times
Splashing and surviving
Good times
Hanging in the fall out
Good times.
Original Lyrics:
Good times
Any time you meet a payment
Good times
Any time you need a friend
Good times
Any time you're out from under
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled
Keeping your head above water
Making a wave if you can
Temporary lay offs
Good times
Easy credit rip-offs
Good times
Scratchin' and surviving
Good times
Hangin in a chow line
Good times.
Any time you meet a payment
Good times
Any time you need a friend
Good times
Any time you're out from under
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled
Keeping your head above water
Making a wave if you can
Temporary lay offs
Good times
Easy credit rip-offs
Good times
Scratchin' and surviving
Good times
Hangin in a chow line
Good times.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in a jivin'
or
Hangin' drinkin' Jew wine
or
Hangin' drinkin' Jew wine
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
This came from the song's author, after a NYC radio station had a big, month long dispute and awarded 1000 dollars.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hanging and enjoying
Original Lyrics:
Hanging in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hanging in a challenge
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the wind floor.
Watching the ass fall glow.
Watching the ass fall glow.
Original Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window.
Watching the asphalt grow.
Watching the asphalt grow.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Temporarily laid off.
Good times.
Easy creditor rip offs.
Good times.
Scrungin' in a sufarin.
Good times.
Can you let the chill'en out?
Good times
Good times.
Easy creditor rip offs.
Good times.
Scrungin' in a sufarin.
Good times.
Can you let the chill'en out?
Good times
Original Lyrics:
Temporary lay offs.
Good Times.
Easy credit rip offs.
Good Times.
Scratchin' and surviving.
Good Times.
Hangin in a chow line.
Good Times.
Good Times.
Easy credit rip offs.
Good Times.
Scratchin' and surviving.
Good Times.
Hangin in a chow line.
Good Times.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Temporarily laid off
Good times
Easy creditor rip offs
Good times
Scrungin' in a sufarin
Good times
Hangin' in the john, yeah!
Good times.
Good times
Easy creditor rip offs
Good times
Scrungin' in a sufarin
Good times
Hangin' in the john, yeah!
Good times.
Original Lyrics:
Temporary lay offs
Good times
Easy credit rip offs
Good times
Scratchin' and surviving
Good times
Hangin in a chow line
Good times.
Good times
Easy credit rip offs
Good times
Scratchin' and surviving
Good times
Hangin in a chow line
Good times.
"Greater Union Cinemas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want my boobies to bounce around.
Original Lyrics:
I want my movies in full surround.
"Green Acres"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm justing for a vent-out blue.
Original Lyrics:
I just adore a penthouse view.
"Growing Pains (As Long As We Got Each Other)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The luckiest dreamer--you know what we're dreaming!
Original Lyrics:
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreaming
"Happy Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sigh ho-hum, ready to race to you.
Original Lyrics:
My cycle hums, ready to race to you.
"Hong Kong Phooey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Quicker than the you and I.
Original Lyrics:
Quicker than the human eye.
Sung by Scatman Crothers, who also did the voice of Hong Kong Phooey in the animated series.
"Huckleberry Hound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't have your teeth regret.
Original Lyrics:
Turn on your T.V. set.
"Huckleberry Hound"
Misheard Lyrics:
So get yourself upset
Turn up your TV set.
Turn up your TV set.
Original Lyrics:
So get yourself all set
Turn on your TV set.
Turn on your TV set.
"Jem"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the Misfits, our songs are bitter
Original Lyrics:
We are the Misfits, our songs are better
"JoJo's Circus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Play away, we're going to JoJo's circus.
Original Lyrics:
Hooray, hooray, we're going to JoJo's circus.
"Kim Possible"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me, beat me
If you wanna reach me.
If you wanna reach me.
Original Lyrics:
Call me, beep me
If you wanna reach me.
If you wanna reach me.
"Little Audrey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Audrey's dead
Save us from a rainy day
Save us from a rainy day
or
Little Audrey's deaf
Savin' on a rainy day
Savin' on a rainy day
or
Little Audrey's deaf
Savin' on a rainy day
Savin' on a rainy day
Original Lyrics:
Little Audrey says,
'Save it for a rainy day.'
'Save it for a rainy day.'
"Maverick Theme Song (TV)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' on Jackson beans
Maverick is a legend of the west.
Maverick is a legend of the west.
Original Lyrics:
Livin' on jacks and queens
Maverick is a legend of the West.
Maverick is a legend of the West.
Music by David Buttolph and lyrics by Paul Francis Webster.
"Movin' On Up ('The Jeffersons' Theme Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause Charley's gotta pee on the pot.
Original Lyrics:
We finally got a piece of the pie.
"Movin' On Up ('The Jeffersons' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Bean's gonna burn on the grill.
or
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Meat's gonna burn on the grill.
Bean's gonna burn on the grill.
or
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Meat's gonna burn on the grill.
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Beans don't burn on the grill.
"Movin' On Up ('The Jeffersons' theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as we is chewin' beans, baby.
Original Lyrics:
As long as we live, it's you 'n' me baby.
"Movin' On Up ('The Jeffersons' theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, sweet lips, it's you 'n me, baby.
Original Lyrics:
As long as we live, it's you 'n' me baby.
"Movin' On Up (The Jefferson's Theme Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Key lime pies in the kitchen
King Kong's out on the grill.
King Kong's out on the grill.
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Beans don't burn on the grill.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long, sweet lips, chewin me baby
Ain't nothin' wrong with luck
Ain't nothin' wrong with luck
Original Lyrics:
As long as we live, it's you and me, baby
Ain't nothin' wrong with that
Ain't nothin' wrong with that
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Peas don't turn on the grill.
It took a whole lot of trainin' to get up that hill.
But now were up in the big seas
and its are tune for a hat
Peas don't turn on the grill.
It took a whole lot of trainin' to get up that hill.
But now were up in the big seas
and its are tune for a hat
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry on the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
It took a whole lot of tryin to get me up that hill.
Now were up in the big leaagues
Gettin' our turn at bat
Beans don't burn on the grill
It took a whole lot of tryin to get me up that hill.
Now were up in the big leaagues
Gettin' our turn at bat
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fists don't fly in the kitchen
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Limestone fry in the kitchen
Dingdongs burn on the grill.
Dingdongs burn on the grill.
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Beans don't burn on the grill.
"Mystery Science Theater 3000"
Misheard Lyrics:
But his bosses didn't like him,
so they shot him in his face
so they shot him in his face
Original Lyrics:
But his bosses didn't like him,
so they shot him into space
so they shot him into space
"Nothing Can Stop The Smooze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singin' it's funky, glunky song.
Original Lyrics:
Singin' it's funky, gunky song!
From the 'My Little Pony' movie.
"Nothing Can Stop The Smooze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unprobable, unstoppable smooze
Original Lyrics:
Our crop of unstoppable smooze
From the 'My Little Pony' movie.
"One Day At A Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the dip.
Original Lyrics:
This is it.
"Overture ('Bugs Bunny Show' Theme Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more 'hearsing' and rehearsing our parts.
Original Lyrics:
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts.
"Overture ('Bugs Bunny Show' theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, mature! Bourbon lights.
or
Overture, turn the lights.
or
Overture, turn the lights.
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home adjourned, turn the lights.
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the show, cut the lights Or On the show, cut the lights
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh what fun, hearts alight
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Overture, Turn The lights
This is it, the night o' nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every Fart by heart
Overture, Turn The lights
This is it, to hear the lights
And, O what lights we'll hit
On with the show, Mr. Schimdt
Tonight what lights we'll hit
On with the show, Mr. Schimdt
This is it, the night o' nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every Fart by heart
Overture, Turn The lights
This is it, to hear the lights
And, O what lights we'll hit
On with the show, Mr. Schimdt
Tonight what lights we'll hit
On with the show, Mr. Schimdt
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, the night o' nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, to hit the heights
And, O what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
Tonight what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
This is it, the night o' nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, to hit the heights
And, O what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
Tonight what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight what heights we'll hear
Original Lyrics:
Tonight what heights we'll hit
"Pokemon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh you're my trend
in a whirl we must de-friend
in a whirl we must de-friend
Original Lyrics:
oh your my best friend
in a world we must defend
in a world we must defend
"Sharky & George"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharky and George
They'll solve any mystery.
They'll solve any mystery.
Original Lyrics:
Sharky and George
Clear up any mystery.
Clear up any mystery.
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome, friend, keys are yours,
Action is his reward
Action is his reward
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame he ignores,
Action is his reward
Action is his reward
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome, friends. He's New York
Action is his reward.
Action is his reward.
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame he ignores
Action is his reward.
Action is his reward.
"Spiderman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is he strong? Let's not doubt
He's that aerial acrobat.
He's that aerial acrobat.
Original Lyrics:
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radioactive blood.
He's got radioactive blood.
"Spiderman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radio actin' bug
Can he swing? Trauma Fred
He's got radio actin' bug
Can he swing? Trauma Fred
Original Lyrics:
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radioactive blood
Can he swing from a thread?
He's got radioactive blood
Can he swing from a thread?
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and chorous is he.
Original Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and porn-ish is he.
Original Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
His nossy-bossy must be something you wish.
Original Lyrics:
His nautical nonsense be something you wish.
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's squirming and yellow and covered with fleas?
Original Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
"The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neat, sweet, puttee
Original Lyrics:
Neat, sweet, petite
"The Facts Of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you used to hate your date
I'd think you better instigate
I'd think you better instigate
Original Lyrics:
When the boys you used to hate you date,
I guess you best investigate
I guess you best investigate
"The Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right with the family down the street
Barney turns to see his first defeat
Barney turns to see his first defeat
Original Lyrics:
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
This is so funny when i watch Flintstones on boomerang
"The Lawrence Welk Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Adios, au revoir
Wanting to s(t)ay, goodnight!
Wanting to s(t)ay, goodnight!
Original Lyrics:
Adios, au revoir
Auf wiedersehen, goodnight!
Auf wiedersehen, goodnight!
"The Nanny"
Misheard Lyrics:
Til her boyfriend beat her up in one of those pushing scenes
Original Lyrics:
Til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes
"The Patty Duke Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meet Cathy, she's hip, goes everywhere
From Zanzibar to Bartley Square
From Zanzibar to Bartley Square
or
Cathy who's lip goes everywhere
From Sans-a-bar to Barkley Square
From Sans-a-bar to Barkley Square
or
Cathy who's lip goes everywhere
From Sans-a-bar to Barkley Square
From Sans-a-bar to Barkley Square
Original Lyrics:
Meet Cathy who's lived most everywhere
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square
"The Roadrunner Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeping the Coyote back in the strangest ways.
Original Lyrics:
Even the Coyote can't make him change his ways.
"The Rubbadubbers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here come the Mother F*****s
Shwish, slash, slough!
Shwish, slash, slough!
Original Lyrics:
Here come the Rubbadubbers
Splish, splash, sposh!
Splish, splash, sposh!
"The Rubbadubbers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here come the mother f******s shwish slash slosh
Original Lyrics:
Here come the Rubbadubbers
Splish, splash, splosh!
Splish, splash, splosh!
"The Wonder Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said I'm a little help from my friends,
I said I'm gonna get high
I said I'm gonna get high
Original Lyrics:
I get by with a little help from my friends,
I said I'm gonna get by
I said I'm gonna get by
"Theme from 'Laverne & Shirley'"
Misheard Lyrics:
On our way, and weed the snow now.
Original Lyrics:
On our way, and we just know now.
"This Is Halloween"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a town!
or
Excellent town!
or
Excellent town!
Original Lyrics:
It's our town!
"This Is Halloween"
Misheard Lyrics:
Penguin Jack is king of the pumpkin patch
Original Lyrics:
Our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch
"This Is Halloween"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is Halloween
Red and black and spider green.
Red and black and spider green.
Original Lyrics:
This is Halloween
Red and black and slimy green.
Red and black and slimy green.
"This Is Halloween"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trick or treat 'til the neighbors call the diaphragm.
Original Lyrics:
Trick or treat 'til the neighbors gonna die of fright.
From the movie 'The Nightmare Before Christmas'.
"Thundarr The Barbarian"
Misheard Lyrics:
But one man burns his buns to fight for justice.
Original Lyrics:
But one man bursts his bonds to fight for justice.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
All by day is working to see
Original Lyrics:
Providing it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing there's whipped cream for tea.
Providing there's whipped cream for tea.
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Provided it's with dignity.
Provided it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to quality, see?
Provided it's with the kitty.
Provided it's with the kitty.
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Provided it's with dignity.
Provided it's with dignity.
"Tra La La (The Banana Splits Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch of soda, many more.
Four bananas make a bunch of soda, many more.
Original Lyrics:
One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch, and so do many more.
Four bananas make a bunch, and so do many more.
"Transformers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Transformers
Robots in the skies
Robots in the skies
Original Lyrics:
Transformers
Robots in disguise
Robots in disguise
"Transformers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Transformers
The Bore, The Beat, The Eye
The Bore, The Beat, The Eye
Original Lyrics:
Transformers
More than meets the eye.
More than meets the eye.
"Transformers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Transformers
Forms beneath the eyes.
Forms beneath the eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Transformers
Robots in disguise.
Robots in disguise.
"Wonder Pets"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're underpants
We're underpants
We're on our way
To help the baby unicorn and save the day.
We're underpants
We're on our way
To help the baby unicorn and save the day.
Original Lyrics:
We're Wonder Pets
We're Wonder Pets
We're on our way
To help the baby unicorn and save the day.
We're Wonder Pets
We're on our way
To help the baby unicorn and save the day.
"Wonder Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dangerous appetite
Fighting voyeur rites
And the only boy is you!
Fighting voyeur rites
And the only boy is you!
Original Lyrics:
In your satin tights
Fighting for our rights
And the old red, white and blue!
Fighting for our rights
And the old red, white and blue!
"Zoom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn off the Timmy.
Original Lyrics:
Turn off the TV.
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