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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Theme Song that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 104 misheard song lyrics for Theme Song on amIright currently.

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"Absolutely Fabulous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wheels on fire
Burning down the road
Best notify our nestikin
This wheel shall explode.
Original Lyrics:
Wheels on fire
Rolling down the road
Best notify my next of kin
This wheel shall explode.
And what the heck is a NESTIKIN??? :-)
"Ai o Torimodose!!"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are shark!
Original Lyrics:
you wa shock!
First Fist of the North Star theme
"Barney the Dinosaur (Barney Theme Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barney shows us lots of things--I come to play pretend.
Original Lyrics:
Barney shows us lots of things, like how to play pretend.
"Beverly Hillibillies (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his ken
And they would like to thank you folks for kind of droppin' in.
Original Lyrics:
Well now it's time to say good-bye to Jed and all his kin
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.
"Big Blue Marble"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've heard the Big Blue Marble when you see it from out there
Original Lyrics:
The earth's a Big Blue Marble when you see it from out there
Big Blue Marble aired from 1974 to 1983.
"Bob The Builder Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
So f****ing dizzy
Original Lyrics:
Scoop, Muck and Dizzy
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Khruschev's due at I.O.R.
Original Lyrics:
Khruschev's due at Idlewild.
"Cutie Honey Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey flesh
Original Lyrics:
Honey flash
"David the Gnome Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's true, and I will tell you so.
They are there to see, if you believe.
Toads & Lizards & Fairy Kings,
Birds that talk & fish that sing.
Original Lyrics:
It's true, and I will tell you so.
They are there to see, if you believe.
Trolls & Wizards & Fairy Kings,
Birds that talk & fish that sing.
"Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears"
Misheard Lyrics:
Magic and mystery are part of bear history
Original Lyrics:
Magic and mystery are part of their history
"Dora The Explorer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swiper no sniping! Swiper no sniping!
Dora the Explorer!
Original Lyrics:
Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping!
Dora the Explorer!
"Fables of the Green Forest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pat the beaver's building a dam
Joe the otter tells him "SCRAM!"
Chatter the pomoland
Oh what a sight.
Original Lyrics:
Pat the beaver's building a dam
Joe the otter tells him "SCRAM!"
Chatter's upon the lam
Oh what a sight!
"Family Guy Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us Effin' cry!
Original Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us Laugh and cry!
Both are actually correct...the "misheard" one is from the first 2 seasons.
"Family Guy Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Muffy is a family guy
Muffy is a man who
positively can do
All the things that make us laugh and cry!
Original Lyrics:
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us Laugh and cry!
"Family Guy Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing is on Family Guy
Original Lyrics:
Lucky there's a family guy
"Golden Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
You would see the biggest skipper beef um me
And the heart of Tatchwood say
Thank you for being a friend
Original Lyrics:
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend
"Golden Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wussy, the biggest gimp that you could be
And the heart attacks would stay
Thank you for being a friend.
Original Lyrics:
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
Thank you for being a friend.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good times
Any time you need 'em baby
Good times
Any time you feel afraid
Good times
When you're not getting muscled
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled
Keeping your head in the water
Not getting payed if you can
Temporary layoffs
Good times
Easy cradle with horse
Good times
Splashing and surviving
Good times
Hanging in the fall out
Good times.
Original Lyrics:
Good times
Any time you meet a payment
Good times
Any time you need a friend
Good times
Any time you're out from under
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled
Keeping your head above water
Making a wave if you can
Temporary lay offs
Good times
Easy credit rip-offs
Good times
Scratchin' and surviving
Good times
Hangin in a chow line
Good times.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangin' in a jivin'
or
Hangin' drinkin' Jew wine
Original Lyrics:
Hangin' in a chow line
This came from the song's author, after a NYC radio station had a big, month long dispute and awarded 1000 dollars.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hanging and enjoying
Original Lyrics:
Hanging in a chow line
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the wind floor.
Watching the ass fall glow.
Original Lyrics:
Just lookin' out of the window.
Watching the asphalt grow.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Temporarily laid off.
Good times.
Easy creditor rip offs.
Good times.
Scrungin' in a sufarin.
Good times.
Can you let the chill'en out?
Good times
Original Lyrics:
Temporary lay offs.
Good Times.
Easy credit rip offs.
Good Times.
Scratchin' and surviving.
Good Times.
Hangin in a chow line.
Good Times.
"Good Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Temporarily laid off
Good times
Easy creditor rip offs
Good times
Scrungin' in a sufarin
Good times
Hangin' in the john, yeah!
Good times.
Original Lyrics:
Temporary lay offs
Good times
Easy credit rip offs
Good times
Scratchin' and surviving
Good times
Hangin in a chow line
Good times.
"Greater Union Cinemas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want my boobies to bounce around.
Original Lyrics:
I want my movies in full surround.
"Green Acres"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm justing for a vent-out blue.
Original Lyrics:
I just adore a penthouse view.
"Growing Pains (As Long As We Got Each Other)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The luckiest dreamer--you know what we're dreaming!
Original Lyrics:
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreaming
"Growing Pains (As Long As We Got Each Other)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got each other sharin' the love left to love
Original Lyrics:
We got each other sharin' the laughter and love
"Hong Kong Phooey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Quicker than the you and I.
Original Lyrics:
Quicker than the human eye.
Sung by Scatman Crothers, who also did the voice of Hong Kong Phooey in the animated series.
"Huckleberry Hound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't have your teeth regret.
Original Lyrics:
Turn on your T.V. set.
"Huckleberry Hound"
Misheard Lyrics:
So get yourself upset
Turn up your TV set.
Original Lyrics:
So get yourself all set
Turn on your TV set.
"Jem"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the Misfits, our songs are bitter
Original Lyrics:
We are the Misfits, our songs are better
"JoJo's Circus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Play away, we're going to JoJo's circus.
Original Lyrics:
Hooray, hooray, we're going to JoJo's circus.
"Kim Possible"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me, beat me
If you wanna reach me.
Original Lyrics:
Call me, beep me
If you wanna reach me.
"Little Audrey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Audrey's Day is a funny thing they say...
Original Lyrics:
Little Audrey says,
'Save it for a rainy day.'
"Little Audrey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Audrey's dead
Save us from a rainy day
or
Little Audrey's deaf
Savin' on a rainy day
or
Little Audrey's deaf
Savin' on a rainy day
Original Lyrics:
Little Audrey says,
'Save it for a rainy day.'
"Maverick Theme Song (TV)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' on Jackson beans
Maverick is a legend of the west.
Original Lyrics:
Livin' on jacks and queens
Maverick is a legend of the West.
Music by David Buttolph and lyrics by Paul Francis Webster.
"Movin' On Up ('The Jeffersons' Theme Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause Charley's gotta pee on the pot.
Original Lyrics:
We finally got a piece of the pie.
"Movin' On Up ('The Jeffersons' Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Bean's gonna burn on the grill.
or
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Meat's gonna burn on the grill.
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill.
"Movin' On Up ('The Jeffersons' theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as we is chewin' beans, baby.
Original Lyrics:
As long as we live, it's you 'n' me baby.
"Movin' On Up ('The Jeffersons' theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, sweet lips, it's you 'n me, baby.
Original Lyrics:
As long as we live, it's you 'n' me baby.
"Movin' On Up (The Jefferson's Theme Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Key lime pies in the kitchen
King Kong's out on the grill.
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill.
"Movin' On Up (Theme from 'The Jeffersons')"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long, sweet lips, chewin me baby
Ain't nothin' wrong with luck
Original Lyrics:
As long as we live, it's you and me, baby
Ain't nothin' wrong with that
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Peas don't turn on the grill.
It took a whole lot of trainin' to get up that hill.
But now were up in the big seas
and its are tune for a hat
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry on the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
It took a whole lot of tryin to get me up that hill.
Now were up in the big leaagues
Gettin' our turn at bat
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fists don't fly in the kitchen
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
"Movin' On Up (Theme from The Jeffersons)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Limestone fry in the kitchen
Dingdongs burn on the grill.
Original Lyrics:
Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill.
"Mystery Science Theater 3000"
Misheard Lyrics:
But his bosses didn't like him,
so they shot him in his face
Original Lyrics:
But his bosses didn't like him,
so they shot him into space
"Nothing Can Stop The Smooze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Duck and slide, and run and hide
Original Lyrics:
Get inside, better run and hide
"Nothing Can Stop The Smooze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singin' it's funky, glunky song.
Original Lyrics:
Singin' it's funky, gunky song!
From the 'My Little Pony' movie.
"Nothing Can Stop The Smooze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unprobable, unstoppable smooze
Original Lyrics:
Our crop of unstoppable smooze
From the 'My Little Pony' movie.
"One Day At A Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the dip.
Original Lyrics:
This is it.
"Overture ('Bugs Bunny Show' Theme Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more 'hearsing' and rehearsing our parts.
Original Lyrics:
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts.
"Overture ('Bugs Bunny Show' Theme Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Ma'chaah, cut the lights,
No Morrie Hussen discussing a part
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights,
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts.
"Overture ('Bugs Bunny Show' theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, mature! Bourbon lights.
or
Overture, turn the lights.
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home adjourned, turn the lights.
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the show, cut the lights
or
Oh the show, cut the lights
or
Oh the show, cut the lights
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh what fun, hearts alight
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over, Jurns, turn the lights
No more hursing or hursing a part
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Overture, Turn The lights
This is it, the night o' nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every Fart by heart
Overture, Turn The lights
This is it, to hear the lights
And, O what lights we'll hit
On with the show, Mr. Schimdt
Tonight what lights we'll hit
On with the show, Mr. Schimdt
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, the night o' nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, to hit the heights
And, O what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
Tonight what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Overture, curd the lights
Original Lyrics:
overture, curtain, lights
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight what heights we'll hear
Original Lyrics:
Tonight what heights we'll hit
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
overture, dim the lights,
Original Lyrics:
overture, curtain, lights
"Pokemon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh you're my trend
in a whirl we must de-friend
Original Lyrics:
oh your my best friend
in a world we must defend
"Red Dwarf"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to lie, shipwrecked & coma toed
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish are nibbling up my toes
Original Lyrics:
I want to lie, shipwrecked & comatose
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes
"Sailor Moon Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is one who swims in the deep end
Original Lyrics:
She is the one on whom we can depend
"Samurai Jack Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Samurai, samurai, Samurai Jack
Original Lyrics:
Gotta get back to the past, Samurai Jack
"Sharky & George"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharky and George
They'll solve any mystery.
Original Lyrics:
Sharky and George
Clear up any mystery.
"Six Same Faces"
Misheard Lyrics:
don't be a racist
Original Lyrics:
don't be a nuisance
Ending theme to Mr. Osomatsu
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome, friend, keys are yours,
Action is his reward
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame he ignores,
Action is his reward
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome, friends. He's New York
Action is his reward.
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame he ignores
Action is his reward.
"Spiderman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is he strong? Let's not doubt
He's that aerial acrobat.
Original Lyrics:
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radioactive blood.
"Spiderman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radio actin' bug
Can he swing? Trauma Fred
Original Lyrics:
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radioactive blood
Can he swing from a thread?
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and chorous is he.
Original Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and porn-ish is he.
Original Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
His nossy-bossy must be something you wish.
Original Lyrics:
His nautical nonsense be something you wish.
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's squirming and yellow and covered with fleas?
Original Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
"The Addams Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neat, sweet, puttee
Original Lyrics:
Neat, sweet, petite
"The Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's right with the family down the street
Barney turns to see his first defeat
Original Lyrics:
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
This is so funny when i watch Flintstones on boomerang
"The Lawrence Welk Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Adios, au revoir
Wanting to s(t)ay, goodnight!
Original Lyrics:
Adios, au revoir
Auf wiedersehen, goodnight!
"The Nanny"
Misheard Lyrics:
Til her boyfriend beat her up in one of those pushing scenes
Original Lyrics:
Til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes
"The Patty Duke Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meet Cathy, she's hip, goes everywhere
From Zanzibar to Bartley Square
or
Cathy who's lip goes everywhere
From Sans-a-bar to Barkley Square
or
Cathy who's lip goes everywhere
From Sans-a-bar to Barkley Square
Original Lyrics:
Meet Cathy who's lived most everywhere
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square
"The Powerpuff Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is the joy and the lobster
Original Lyrics:
She is the joy and the laughter
"The Powerpuff Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
she is the joy and the lobster
Original Lyrics:
she is the joy and the laughter
"The Roadrunner Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeping the Coyote back in the strangest ways.
Original Lyrics:
Even the Coyote can't make him change his ways.
"The Roadrunner Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Road Runner...a chiropractor too.
Original Lyrics:
Road Runner...the coyote's after you.
"The Rubbadubbers"
Misheard Lyrics:
HERE'S CALVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
Original Lyrics:
Here's Tubb
When I was little, I misheard it as "IT'S COME WHEEEERRRRREEEEE?!?". Did you hear "Here's Tubb" or did you mishear something when he said it? If you misheard something when he said it, what did you mishear? Tell me by putting a lyric on this page
"The Rubbadubbers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here come the Mother F*****s
Shwish, slash, slough!
Original Lyrics:
Here come the Rubbadubbers
Splish, splash, sposh!
"The Rubbadubbers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here come the mother f******s shwish slash slosh
Original Lyrics:
Here come the Rubbadubbers
Splish, splash, splosh!
"The Tom and Jerry Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll begin with a grin when you purchase a sin
Original Lyrics:
You'll begin with a grin when you first tune us in
"The Wonder Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said I'm a little help from my friends,
I said I'm gonna get high
Original Lyrics:
I get by with a little help from my friends,
I said I'm gonna get by
"Tom and Jerry Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on and be where all the action is
Original Lyrics:
Gotta be where all the action is
"Too Many Cooks"
Misheard Lyrics:
A dash of blood to make it nice
Original Lyrics:
A dash of love to make it nice
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
All by day is working to see
Original Lyrics:
Providing it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing there's whipped cream for tea.
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Provided it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to quality, see?
Provided it's with the kitty.
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Provided it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Law-abiding is witness is he.
Original Lyrics:
Providing it’s with dignity.
"Tra La La (The Banana Splits Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch of soda, many more.
Original Lyrics:
One banana, two banana, three banana, four
Four bananas make a bunch, and so do many more.
"Transformers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Transformers, forms beneath the eyes.
Autobots think their phantoms too.
Destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons!
Transformers....robots in the skies
Transformers, forms beneath the eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Transformers, more than meet the eyes.
Autobots wage their battles to
Destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons!
Transformers....robots in disguise.
Transformers, more than meet the eyes.
"Transformers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Transformers
Forms beneath the eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Transformers
Robots in disguise.
"Wonder Pets"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're underpants
We're underpants
We're on our way
To help the baby unicorn and save the day.
Original Lyrics:
We're Wonder Pets
We're Wonder Pets
We're on our way
To help the baby unicorn and save the day.
"Yo, Gabba Gabba"
Misheard Lyrics:
Muno! He's so unfriendly.
Original Lyrics:
Muno! He's tall and friendly
"Zoom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn off the Timmy.
Original Lyrics:
Turn off the TV.

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