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"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said "Boy, I wanna b*ner"
Original Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya"
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said "Boy, I wanna bone ya'!"
Original Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said "Boy, I wanna warn ya'!"
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said 'Boy, I wanna boy!'
Original Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said 'Boy, I wanna warn ya'!'
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy ya wanna boogie."
Original Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya'!"
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna wanna!"
Original Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya'!"
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said, 'Boy, I want to burn you.'
And it turned into a ball room blitz.
Original Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said, 'Boy, I want to warn you.'
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz.
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said, 'Boy, I'm kinda horny!'
Original Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said, 'Boy, I wanna warn ya'!'
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said,
'Boy, I wanna twirl ya'
And it turned into a ballet blitz.
Original Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said,
'Boy, I wanna warn ya'
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz'.
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner
Said, 'Boy, oh boy oh boy yeah!'
Original Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner
Said, 'Boy, I wanna warn ya'!'
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the man in the back said as a matter of fact
We're going for a ballroom blitz.
Original Lyrics:
And the man at the back said, 'Everyone attack'
And it turned into a ballroom blitz.
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the man in the back said, 'Everyone attack'
Then he hit 'em in the balls, then splits
Original Lyrics:
And the man at the back said, 'Everyone attack'
And it turned into a ballroom blitz.
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the man in the box said everyone attack and it turned into a gerbert splits
Original Lyrics:
And the man at the back said, 'Everyone attack', and it turned into a ballroom blitz.
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the mohel in the back said 'Everyone attack', and it turned into a ballroom bris.
Original Lyrics:
And the man at the back said, 'Everyone attack', and it turned into a ballroom blitz.
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ball-Room pants, Ball-Room pants
Ball-Room pants, Ball-Room pants
Original Lyrics:
Ballroom blitz, Ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz, Ballroom blitz
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ballroom blips
Original Lyrics:
Ballroom blitz
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ballroom dance
Original Lyrics:
Ballroom Blitz
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ballroom mess
Original Lyrics:
Ballroom blitz
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Balls and tips
Original Lyrics:
Ballroom blitz
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Barroom blitz
Original Lyrics:
Ballroom blitz
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bottle of Blitz,
Bottle of Blitz
Original Lyrics:
Ballroom Blitz,
Ballroom Blitz
Blitz is a brand of beer sold in the Pacific Northwest.
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance, dance, the ballroom blitz
Original Lyrics:
It's, it's, a balllroom blitz.
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is--this--a Ballroom Blitz?
Is--this--a Ballroom Blitz?
Oh yeah, it's a Ballroom Blitz!
Original Lyrics:
It's, it's, the Ballroom Blitz
It's, it's, the Ballroom Blitz
Oh yeah, it's the Ballroom Blitz!
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll turn into a bottle of Blitz
Original Lyrics:
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Blitz was a brand of beer that was brewed in Portland, Oregon from 1856 to 1999.
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gonna turn into a ballroom place, ballroom place.
Original Lyrics:
It's gonna turn into a ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz.
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's, it's, the Bowron Lakes
It's, it's, the Bowron Lakes
Oh yeah, it's the Bowron Lakes!
Original Lyrics:
It's, it's, the Ballroom Blitz
It's, it's, the Ballroom Blitz
Oh yeah, it's the Ballroom Blitz!
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the man in the back is ready to crack
As he raises his hands to the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Now the man in the back is ready to act
As he raises his hands to the sky.
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
S*it, S*it, Ballroom Blitz
Original Lyrics:
It's, It's, It's a ballroom Blitz
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She thinks she's the patch in the Guam.
Original Lyrics:
She thinks she's the passionate one.
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll kill you with a wet kibber eye
Original Lyrics:
She'll kill you with a wink of her eye
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
T**s, t**s, a ballroom blitz
Original Lyrics:
It's, it's, a balllroom blitz.
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The man in the back said everyone attacked
And it turned into a balrog blitz
Original Lyrics:
The man in the back said everyone attacked
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
"Ballroom Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
and the man in the back said it time to attack and it turned into a Ballroom Blitz
Original Lyrics:
And the man at the back said, 'Everyone attack', and it turned into a ballroom blitz.
"Ballroon Blitz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner set fire on the warner
Original Lyrics:
And the girl in the corner said 'Boy I better warn ya'
"Blockbuster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Does anyone know the way?
There's got to be a way
To block bastards
Original Lyrics:
Does anyone know the way?
There's got to be a way
To Blockbuster.
"Blockbuster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Does anyone know the way?
There`s got to be a way
To the bus stop.
Original Lyrics:
Does anyone know the way?
There`s got to be a way
To Blockbuster.
"Blockbuster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's got to be a way to rub pasta.
Original Lyrics:
There's got to be a way to blockbuster.
"Blockbuster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To the bus stop.
Original Lyrics:
To Blockbuster.
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me, it's eight-five-oh-nine.
Original Lyrics:
Call me, daytime or night.
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Square box, two beds and four walls
Original Lyrics:
Square fox-sewed beds and Pall Malls
"Fourth Of July"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was higher than the Fourth of July
Pictures right across the sky.
or
This is my department sky.
Original Lyrics:
I was higher than the Fourth of July
Whizzing right across the sky.
"Fox On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For f***'s sake, fox on the run.
Original Lyrics:
F-foxy, fox on the run.
"Fox On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fox on the run
For f***'s sake
Fox on the run and hideaway.
Original Lyrics:
Fox on the run
F-foxy
Fox on the run and hideaway.
"Fox On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Foxy on the run
Original Lyrics:
The fox is on the run
"Fox On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rocks, on the rocks
It's sweet and everybody loves.
Original Lyrics:
Fox on the run
You scream and every body comes a-running.
"Fox On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your running hide
Put yourself away.
Original Lyrics:
Take a run and hide
Yourself away.
"Fox On The Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You scream and everybody becomes moronic.
or
You scream and everybody comes marauding.
Original Lyrics:
You scream and everybody comes a-running.
"Fox on the Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fox on the run
F-foxy
Fox on the run - the night away
Original Lyrics:
Fox on the run
F-foxy
Fox on the run and hideaway.
Having synthesizers on both songs sort of added to my mishearing. I dig both the Sweet and Cheap Trick songs, they're great!
"Fox on the Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fox on the run
You're screaming, every body comes marooning.
Original Lyrics:
Fox on the run
You scream and every body comes a-running.
"Fox on the Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna know your name
'Cause you don't look insane
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna know your name
'Cause you don't look the same
"Hell Raiser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shes a hair raiser
Original Lyrics:
Shes a hell raiser
"Little Willie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But what if everybody sees? Oh no!
Original Lyrics:
Try tellin' everybody, but oh, no.
"Little Willie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tellin' everybody that, oh no.
Little Willie, Willie won't go home
Original Lyrics:
Try tellin' everybody but, oh no.
Little Willie, Willie won't go home
"Little Willie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Willie's w****y won't bone hoes.
Original Lyrics:
Little Willie Willie won't go home.
"Little Willie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Willy, Willy Wonka, go home
Original Lyrics:
Little Willy, Willy won't, go home
"Little Willie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Willy, really won't, go home.
Original Lyrics:
Little Willy, Willy won't, go home.
"Little Willie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Willy, wooly worm, come home!
Original Lyrics:
Little Willy, Willy won't, go home
"Little Willie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little wooly Willie won't go home
Original Lyrics:
Little Willie, Willie won't go home
"Little Willie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try tearin' up your money but, oh no.
Little Willie, Willie won't go home
Original Lyrics:
Try tellin' everybody but, oh no.
Little Willie, Willie won't go home
"Little Willie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try tellin' everybody, they won't know
Original Lyrics:
Try tellin' everybody, but oh, no
"Little Willy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn Sam, glam Sam
Original Lyrics:
Dancing, glancing
"Little Willy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Willy drives them silly with his starship shimmy shufflin' down
Original Lyrics:
Willy drives them silly with his star shoe shimmy shuffle down
"Lost Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta get on back to the love on the street
Gotta get gown, I got lead on my feet.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta get on back to the life in the street
Gotta get down 'cause I'm dead on my feet.
"Lost Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta get on back to the luck in the street
Gotta get back to the dead on my feet.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta get on back to the life in the street
Gotta get down 'cause I'm dead on my feet.
"Love Is Like Oxygen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is life, Toxodon.
Original Lyrics:
Love is like oxygen.
"Love Is Like Oxygen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like Mao Tse Tung.
Original Lyrics:
Love is like oxygen.
"Love Is Like Oxygen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a popsicle.
Original Lyrics:
Love is like oxygen.
"Love Is Like Oxygen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like hot chicken.
Original Lyrics:
Love is like oxygen.
"Love Is Like Oxygen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like oxygen
You get the matchaget too high
Not enough and you're gonna die
Love makes you higher
Original Lyrics:
Love is like oxygen
You get too much you get too high
Not enough and you're gonna die
Love gets you high
"Love Is Like Oxygen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like popsicles.
Original Lyrics:
Love is like oxygen.
"Love Is Like Oxygen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is oxygen
You get too much, you get too much.
Original Lyrics:
Love is like oxygen
You get too much, you get too high.
"Rebel Rouser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be a shimmy shawl priest.
Original Lyrics:
He appears, you'll freeze.
"Rock 'n' Roll Disgrace"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do I have sensational dreams?
Super valiant machine
Original Lyrics:
You're a heterosexual dream
A super phallic machine.
"Rock 'n' Roll Disgrace"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're ahead, a sexual dream
A super sonic machine.
Original Lyrics:
You're a heterosexual dream
A super phallic machine.
"The Sixteens" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suzy and Davy got to make the big time, make the bacon
Put it all together in a show that lasts forever
Original Lyrics:
Suzy and Davy got to make the big time
Maybe they can put it all together
In a show that lasts forever
"Wig Wam Bam" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had a wife that didn't bother too much
Thou many ha ha ha tender touch.
Original Lyrics:
Hiawatha didn't bother too much
About Minnie Ha-Ha and her tender touch.
"Wig Wam Bam" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wig-wam bam, gonna make you my man
Wam bam bam, gonna get you a fart can.
Original Lyrics:
Wig-wam bam, gonna make you my man
Wam bam bam, gonna get you if I can

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