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"A.D. 1928"
As sure as doves can fly
As sure as dogs can fly
"A.D. 1928"
As sure as stars can fly
As sure as dogs can fly
"Babe"
The love beneath your tears.
The love, the need, your tears.
"Back to Chicago"
Cause I know it, I wasn't cool
That I acted like a fool
Cause I know my words were cruel
And that I acted like a fool
"Back to Chicago"
I know I wasn't cool
And that I acted like a fool
Cause I know my words were cruel
And that I acted like a fool
"Ballerina"
Crowd before us and anticipate you gentle smile
Crowded halls anticipate your gentle smile
"Ballerina"
That would surely convey when you would go
There would surely come a day when you would go
"Best New Face"
You're the demon's model
You're the deluxe model
"Best New Face"
You're the detox model.
You're the deluxe model.
"Best New Face"
You've got a suasure to die
If your persuation attack
"Best of Times"
Feel so helpless like a baby in the sky
Feel so helpless like a boat against the tide
"Blue Collar Man (Long Nights) (Live 1997)"
My God, I'm horny and live!
My God, I'm hardly alive!
"Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)"
I'll take the long nights, impossible lies
I'll take the long nights, impossible odds
"Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)"
I'm not sure I really care
I'm not a charity case
"Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)"
Keepin' my back to the world.
Keepin' my back to the wall.
"Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)"
Keepin' my mind on the bed alive.
Keepin' my mind on a better life.
"Blue Collar Man"
I'm headed for the Indiana borderline.
I'm just a poor soul in the unemployment line.
"Born For Adventure"
I am the fief of the highway
I am the thief of the highway
"Born For Adventure"
Last night while you lie sleeping
I came to steal all your woes
Last night while you lie sleeping
I came to steal all your gold
"Born For Adventure"
They called it misfortune
I called it fame.
They called it misfortune
I called it fate.
"Borrowed Time"
I bet we never thought about the world
And it's realities.
My friend we never thought about the world
And it's realities.
"Borrowed Time"
I prayed we never thought about the weather
and it's realities
My friend we never thought about the world
and it's realities
"Cold War"
Cold war- loving in the air
Cold war- blowing in the air
or
Cold war- blood is in the air
"Come Sail Away"
A gathering of angels are peeing above my head
A gathering of angels appeared above my head
"Come Sail Away"
A gathering of pain pills
Appeared above my head.
A gathering of angels
Appeared above my head.
"Come Sail Away"
A set of open doors for emergencies
To set an open course for the virgin seas
"Come Sail Away"
Basterd, we can.
Best as we can.
"Come Sail Away"
Bumstead away
Come sail away
"Come Sail Away"
But some how we missed out on the parted road
But somehow we missed out on the pot of gold
"Come Sail Away"
But somehow there's mingau on the plate of gold.
But somehow we missed out on the pot of gold.
Mingau is a Brazillian breakfast cereal meal.
"Come Sail Away"
But somehow we missed out on the part we wrote
But somehow we missed out on the pot of gold
"Come Sail Away"
But somehow we missed out on the parted road
But somehow we missed out, on the pot of gold
"Come Sail Away"
But somehow we missed out on the pas de deux.
But somehow we missed out on the pot of gold.
"Come Sail Away"
But somehow we missed out
On that PWA-TOH-BOH.
But somehow we missed out
On that pot of gold.
"Come Sail Away"
Come shave a leg, come shave a leg, come shave a leg with me.
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me.
"Come Sail Away"
Come stain away
Come sail away.
"Come Sail Away"
Come stay awake,
come stay awake
come stay awake with me
Come sail away,
come sail away,
come sail away with me
"Come Sail Away"
Set an open course in an endless sea
or
Free to open Coors in the vagincy
or
Free to open Coors in the vagincy
Set an open course for the virgin sea
"Come Sail Away"
Gum, stay away!
Come sail away.
"Come Sail Away"
I grabbed a ring of angels.
A gathering of angels
"Come Sail Away"
I'm bored, I'm your captain.
On board, I'm the captain.
"Come Sail Away"
I'm sailing away, set an open course for emergency
I'm sailing away, set an open course for the virgin sea
"Come Sail Away"
I'm sailing away
Set an open course full of urgency.
I'm sailing away
Set an open course for the virgin sea.
"Come Sail Away"
I'm sailing away
Free to open doors in an emergency
I'm sailing away
Set an open course for the virgin sea
"Come Sail Away"
I'm selling Gateway.
I'm sailing away.
"Come Sail Away"
Kumselah-weh!
Come sail away.
"Come Sail Away"
Lived happily forever, so the story goes,
but somehow we missed out on the part that goes..
or
Lived happily forever, so the story goes,
but somehow we missed out on the part that grows.
or
Lived happily forever, so the story goes,
but somehow we missed out on the part that grows.
Lived happily forever, so the story goes,
but somehow we missed out on the pot of gold
"Come Sail Away"
On board, I'm the captain
Sublime award!
On board, I'm the captain
So climb aboard.
"Come Sail Away"
On board, I'm your captain
Sublime Award!
On board, I'm the captain
So climb aboard.
"Come Sail Away"
Sailing on a horse for emergency
Set an open course for the virgin sea
"Come Sail Away"
Set an open course for emegencies.
To set an open course for the virgin seas
"Come Sail Away"
Set an open course for the birds at sea
Set an open course for the virgin sea
"Come Sail Away"
Set an open course for the vergency.
Set an open course for the virgin sea.
"Come Sail Away"
Set an open course of emergency.
Set an open course for the virgin sea.
"Come Sail Away"
Set an open course, for the birds at sea
Set an open course for the virgin sea
"Come Sail Away"
Set in intercourse, for the virgin's pleas.
Set an open course for the virgin seas.
"Come Sail Away"
We climbed aboard their starship and headed for this guy.
We climbed aboard their starship and headed for the sky.
"Come Sail Away"
We raped those dirty angels, but to my surprise
We climbed on board with Starship, and we headed for disguise.
I thought that they were angels, but to my surprise
We climbed aboard their starship, and we headed for the skies.
"Crystal Ball"
All alone, attracting time.
All alone and trapped in time.
"Crystal Ball"
Mister, oh!
Crystal ball
"Crystal Ball"
Sometimes I'd sit and gaze the days
Sometimes I'd sit and gaze for days
"Don't Let It End"
Don't let it end
Maybe we could have so much fun.
Dont't let it end
Baby we could have so much more.
"Edge of the Century"
The earth will arrive
and I'll meet you on the other side
The dawn's gonna break
and I'll meet you on the other side
"Fallen Angel"
No satan or pope, no king, no queen
No saint, no pope, no king, no queen.
"Fallen Angel"
Not Einstein or Elvis or Lennon are larks
Not Einstein or Elvis or Lennon and Marx
"Fallen Angel"
Turns out nobody's perfect, from magazines
Turns out nobody's perfect, from A-Z
"Fooling Yourself (Angry Young Man)"
Life's made easy.
Relax, just take it easy.
"Fooling Yourself (Angry Young Man)"
You see the world through your city-cool eyes.
You see the world through your cynical eyes.
"Fooling Yourself"
Come on, let's see what you got
Just take off your socks and go bowling.
Come on, let's see what you've got
Just take your best shot and don't blow it.
"Grand Illusion"
A million Custer's competition
America spells competition.
"Grand Illusion"
Trying to figure out who the hell we are
or
Trying to get on out of in the pail we are
or
Trying to get on out of in the pail we are
And still we wonder who the hell we are
"Heavy Metal Poisoning"
I will spank you in these nights.
First we’ll spank your big behinds.
"Heavy Metal Poisoning"
Overloaded (overloaded) on psyches and dwells.
Overloaded (overloaded) on sex and drugs.
"Heavy Water"
Hairy, hairy daughter
Heavy, heavy water
"Heavy Water"
Harry, Harry Potter
Heavy, heavy water
"Homewrecker"
And it won't be ending happy ending
And there won't be any happy endings
"Homewrecker"
And you know it won't being ending happy ending
And there won't be any happy endings
"Homewrecker"
She's a near fatal attraction
Just a near fatal attraction
"I'm Ok"
Hey, hey, hey, hey, eight
Skate, sit on it and rotate.
or
Hey, hey, hey, hey, eight
Skate sitta on a on a rotate.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, eight
Skate, seven on the rotate.
"I'm Ok"
When your spirit's got you wandering from the road
When your spirit's got you on the run
"Jennifer"
She keeps her lady's love from me all the time
She keeps her lady's love for me all the time
"Lady"
Just touch me
And my troubles are vain.
Just touch me
And my troubles all fade.
"Lady"
Lunchtime in her eyes
Sunshine in her eyes
"Lady"
Touch me, and my trouble abade.
or
Touch me, and my troubles obeyed.
Touch me, and my troubles all fade.
"Lights (Live 2001)"
Go to the church and forget it all
Go to Ventura and forget it all
"Lights"
Giving me away, marry me, marry me
Giving me away, carry me, carry me
"Lights"
Illuminate me carry me away, marry me, marry me
Illuminate me giving me away, carry me, carry me
"Lights"
Won't you let me fade
Won't you let me play
"Lights"
You see the parade it won't last
You seem afraid it won't last
"Lonely Child"
Lonely child, you make me happy
You take my feels and set them free
Lonely child, you make me happy
You take my fears and set them free
"Lonely People"
In penthouse suites they sit downstairs
In penthouse suites they sit and stare
"Lonely People"
In penthouse suites, they cry for help.
In penthouse suites, they sit and stare.
"Lorelei"
Brighten up the stars forever.
Brighter than the stars forever.
"Lorelei"
When that thing kabloralies,
my head turns all around.
When I think of Lorelei,
my head turns all around.
"Love In The Midnight"
Maybe it time to for a wonderbul with a woman like you
Maybe it's the night for a rendevous with a woman like you
"Love In The Midnight"
The time is now to take my wise into the street
The time is now to take my wares into the street
"Love Is The Ritual"
Love is the rich-a-ble.
Love is the ritual.
"Love at First Sight"
We were caught weather at this passion inside of
We were caught unaware at this passion inside us
"Love is the Ritual"
Love is original
Love is the ritual
"Miss America (Live)"
I love you!
Miss America
Don't you?
Miss America
"Miss America"
A Jew! Miss America
Aren't you? Miss America
"Miss America"
A barrage of both you and us
A mirage for both you and us
"Miss America"
Achoo! Miss America
Aren't you? Miss America
"Miss America"
Adieu, Miss America.
Aren't you, Miss America?
"Miss America"
Aroog! Miss America
Aren't you? Miss America
"Miss America"
F**k you! Miss America
Aren't you? Miss America
"Miss America"
How'd do? Miss America
Aren't you? Miss America
"Miss America"
I got you, Miss America!
Well aren't you Miss America?
"Miss America"
It's on you, Miss America
Well aren't you Miss American?
"Miss America"
Oh no, not you! Miss America
Well aren't you Miss American?
"Miss America"
We love you Miss America
Aren't you? Miss America
"Miss America"
What happened to you? Miss America
Well aren't you, Miss America
"Miss America"
Your home state must be brown
Your home station must be proud
"Miss America"
Your home station must be brown
Your home state sure must be proud
"Mother Dear"
With my manhood stripped and rimed
With my manuscripts and rhymes
"Mr. Roboto"
A brain like a yam
My brain; IBM
"Mr. Roboto"
Cigarette, cigarette
I got a cigarette.
Secret, secret
I've got a secret.
"Mr. Roboto"
Come on Wally Gottschall, Mr. Roboto.
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!
"Mr. Roboto"
Come on, I wanna f***, oh Mr. Roboto.
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Come on, everybody, let's do the Robo.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Cuando miro un gato bizco, lo mato!
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!
"Mr. Roboto"
Dobo oh e gotoe Mr. Roboto
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Domino Rigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
"Mr. Roboto"
Domo Arigato, Biscuit Roboto Rubber taco, Rubber taco
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto Domo, Domo
Editors note: someone submitted this with Queen as the performer name. Queen never performed this song; Styx did.
"Mr. Roboto"
Domo Arigato, Biscuit Roboto, Rubber taco, Rubber taco
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo, Domo
"Mr. Roboto"
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
He eats you only by day.
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
"Mr. Roboto"
Domo arigato, Mister Roboto.
Gotta boogie all day.
Domo arigato, Mister Roboto.
Gets you working on time.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
"Mr. Roboto"
Domo arigato, Mr. Ro-Scott-o.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
He eats you once he retires
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai
"Mr. Roboto"
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
He eats you once you retire.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
"Mr. Roboto"
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
He keeps you washing in Tide.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
"Mr. Roboto"
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
We eat you once you retire.
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
"Mr. Roboto"
Don't know airy got-o, Mr. Roboto Don't know...don't know Don't know...don't know
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto Domo...domo Domo...domo
"Mr. Roboto"
Don't know how he got you, Mr. Roboto.
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Don't know how we got a Mr. Roboto
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
"Mr. Roboto"
Don't know how we got to Mr. Roboto Not the movie again;
Don't know how we got to Mr. Roboto He sees you washing your tie
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto Himitsu wo shiri tai
"Mr. Roboto"
Don't know what you got, oh Mr Roboto.
Don't know don't know
Domo arigato, Mr Roboto.
Domo, domo
"Mr. Roboto"
Don't know where he got to, Mr. Roboto.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Don't know where we got a Mr. Roboto.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Don't know where we got the Mr. Roboto.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Don't nobody got no, Mr. Roboto.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Double Ari Gato mr. roboto.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Double Rigolotto Mr. Roboto
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Double all you got for Mr. Roboto.
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Double chocolate gato, Mr. Roboto.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Double whiskey promto, Mr Roboto
Domo arigoto, Mr Roboto
"Mr. Roboto"
He eats too much at a time
Himitsu wo shiri tai
"Mr. Roboto"
He keeps you washing in Tide.
Himitsu wo shiri tai
"Mr. Roboto"
I am the Marborol man.
I am the mod-ren man.
"Mr. Roboto"
I am the Marvin Man.
I am the mod-ren man.
"Mr. Roboto"
I am the Mauldron man.
I am the mod-ren man.
"Mr. Roboto"
I am the Orkin man.
I am the modern man.
"Mr. Roboto"
I am the margarine man.
I am the modern man.
"Mr. Roboto"
I killed Roy!
I'm Kilroy!
"Mr. Roboto"
I know Kung Fu.
I need control.
"Mr. Roboto"
Machines be human eyes
Machines dehumanize
"Mr. Roboto"
Machines do euthanize.
Machines dehumanize.
"Mr. Roboto"
Mashu a madigan
Machine or mannequin
"Mr. Roboto"
Missles made in Sudan
With parts made in Japan
"Mr. Roboto"
My brain is a yam
My brain; IBM
"Mr. Roboto"
My brain is in a jam.
My brain; IBM
"Mr. Roboto"
My heart is human
My bood is boiling
My brain is a yam.
My heart is human
My blood is boiling
My brain IBM.
"Mr. Roboto"
Show me what you got, oh Mr. Roboto, show me, show me
Domo arigato, Mr Roboto, Domo, Domo
"Mr. Roboto"
Sit back, sit back, you've got to sit back.
Secret, secret, I got a secret.
"Mr. Roboto"
Sucrets, Sucrets, I got a Sucrets.
Secret, secret, I got a secret.
'Sucrets' is a type of throat lozenge. It's chiefly used in plural form.
"Mr. Roboto"
Sukret, sukret, I have a sukret.
Secret, secret, I have a secret.
"Mr. Roboto"
The time has come at last
To throw away the past.
The time has come at last
To throw away this mask.
"Mr. Roboto"
The time has come at last
To throw away this lass.
The time has come at last
To throw away this mask.
"Not Dead Yet"
Daddy's gonna get me but I'm not dead yet
Someday he's gonna get me but I'm not dead yet
"Not Dead Yet"
There's a mother in the alley
There's a snapper in the hall
There's a mugger in the alley
There's a sniper in the hall
"Nothing Ever Goes As Planned"
Defense barrels turn to sand.
Even pharaohs turn to sand.
"Nothing Ever Goes As Planned"
You've been working and sailing for your Jamaican dream
You've been working and saving for your Jamaican dream
"Put Me On"
Hear the symptoms, I go play.
Hear the sythesizers play.
"Put Me On"
Put me on on your brand new record album
Put me on I'm your brand new record album
"Queen of Spades"
Her black lovers curse might find you yet
Her black widows curse might find you yet
"Queen of Spades"
Luck is a lady who's smile is as cold as the sun
or
Luck is a lady who's smile is as cold as a storm
or
Luck is a lady who's smile is as cold as a storm
Luck is a lady who's smile is as cold as a stone
"Renegade"
And I don't have a d***.
And I don't wanna go.
"Renegade"
Dear Mama, I can feel you with my knees.
Dear Mama, I can hear you a-crying.
"Renegade"
Hangman is coming down from Nogales.
Hangman is coming down from the gallows.
For those not geographically familiar: Nogales is a city in Arizona, on the Mexican border. (There's also a Nogales on the other side of the border as well.)
"Renegade"
I know you're a goat!
I don't wanna go!
"Renegade"
I've got a hairbrush on my head.
I've got a high price on my head
"Renegade"
I've got lice on my head
I've got a high price on my head
"Renegade"
Judge'll have the events today of the wanted man
Judge'll have revenge today on the wanted man
"Renegade"
Just to have revenge today
I'm a wanted man
The judge will have revenge today
On the wanted man
"Renegade"
Marijuana man
For a wanted man.
"Renegade"
Nevermore, you know it's great
Nevermore to go astray
"Renegade"
Oh Mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law
Lawman has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my home
Oh Mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law
Hangman is coming down from the gallows and I don't have very long
"Renegade"
Oh mama I've been given the lamb,
it had a high price on my head
Oh Mama, I've been years on the lam
and had a high price on my head
"Renegade"
Oh, mama, I've been eating the lamb, and had a high price on my hands.
Lawman said, 'Get him fed, or he'll die,' now it's for sure they'll see me fed.
Oh, mama, I've been years on the lam, and had a high price on my head.
Lawman said, 'Get him dead or alive,' now it's for sure he'll see me dead.
"Renegade"
The church will have revenge today on a wanted man.
The judge will have revenge today on the wanted man.
"Renegade"
The heat is up, the noose is out.
The jig is up, the news is out.
"Renegade"
The jig is up,
the loser's out
They finally found me.
The jig is up,
the news is out
They've finally found me
"Renegade"
The jig is up, the news is out.
The jig is up, the noose is out.
"Renegade"
The jig is up, the noose is out.
The jig is up, the news is out.
"Renegade"
The jig is up
The noose is out
They finally found me.
The jig is up
The news is out
They've finally found me.
"Renegade"
The judge will have the Benz today
For the wanted man.
The judge will have revenge today
On the wanted man.
"Renegade"
The team is up
For new design
They finally found me.
The jig is up
The news is out
They've finally found me.
"Renegade"
The trick is up, the noose is out
They finally found me.
The jig is up, the news is out
They finally found me.
"Renegade"
They dreamed all about me.
Retrieved for a bounty
"Renegade"
They're in brigade with Patti Page.
or
I been afraid of Patti Page.
The renegade who had it made
"Renegade"
This could be the yesterday of the wanted man
or
This could happen everyday, I'm a wanted man.
The judge will have revenge today on the wanted man.
"Renegade"
This could happen everyday, I'm a wanted man
or
This could be the yesterday of the wanted man
or
This could be the yesterday of the wanted man
The judge will have revenge today on the wanted man
"Renegade"
This'll be the end today
For the modern man.
This'll be the end today
Of the wanted man.
"Rockin' The Paradise"
Tonight's the night we'll make history
As sure as dogs can fly.
Tonight's the night we'll make history
As sure as thoughts can fly.
"Rockin' the Paradise (Live 2001)"
And some straight talking,
hard rockin son of a gun
And some straight talking,
hard working son of a gun
"Show Me the Way"
So I pray that I lost my faith
So afaid that I lost my faith
"Show Me the Way"
So I pray, I just won't know
So afraid, I just won't know
"Sing For The Day"
Ageless and Timeless as Tori Ann Grey
Ageless and timeless as Dorian Gray
"Sing For The Day"
Ageless in time like historian grace.
Ageless and timeless as Dorian Gray.
"Sing For The Day"
And as your Serbian leader
I'm bound in your search for the truth.
And as your surrogate leader
I'm bound in your search for the truth.
"Sing for the Day"
Ageless and timeless as glorious days
Ageless and timeless as Dorian Gray
"Sing for the Day"
Come to your window tonight and say goodbye to your dreams
Come to your window tonight and we'll fly to your dreams
"Snowblind"
Blinded with confidence
you dealt it awhile
you stole my white without a fight
Blinded by confidence
you devil in white
you stole my will without a fight
"Snowblind"
Honest and innocent, you're dabbled in white
You stole my will without a fight.
Harmless and innocent, you devil in white
You stole my will without a fight.
"Snowblind"
Thought that I could call your blood.
Thought that I could call your bluff.
"Suite Madame Blue"
A miracle, a miracle, a miracle, a miracle
America, America, America, America
"Suite Madame Blue"
Sinbad, Oh Yeah!
Suite Madam Blue
"Suite Madame Blue"
Your majoral rules
You made your own rules
"The Best Of Times"
I feel so helpless
like a cheseburger with fries
I feel so helpless
like a boat agenst the tides
"The Best Of Times"
Spend late nights alone with you
Are when I'm alone with you
"The Best of Times"
I wouldn't have to die, no no
I wouldn't have to cry, no no
"This Old Man"
Lunch box head on his knees with
Coffee sandwiches and brie
For me
Lunch box held all his needs with
Coffee sandwhiches and dreams
For me
"This Old Man"
With coffee, sandwiches and brie for me
With coffee, sandwiches and dreams for me
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
And it's taken a weight,
taken a weight on me
And it's ticking away,
ticking away from me
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
I spend too much time on my a**.
I've got too much time on my hands.
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Is it any wonder I'm hot in gel?
Is it any wonder I'm not in jail?
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Is it any wonder I'm not a Fezziwig?
Is it any wonder I'm not the President?
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Is it any wonder I'm not annoyed?
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Is it any wonder I'm not employed?
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Is it any wonder I'm not in Hell?
Is it any wonder I'm not in jail?
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Is it any wonder I'm not in voice?
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Is it any wonder I'm not the President?
Is it any wonder I'm not a boy?
Is it any wonder I'm not the President?
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Is it any wonder I'm unemployed?
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Is there any wonder I'm not a Cousineau
Is it any wonder I'm not a criminal
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Is there any wonder I'm sayin' it all?
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Too much time on my hands
T-t-t-t-t-take it away.
Too much time on my hands
T-t-t-t-t-ticking away.
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Too much top of my head
Too much time on my hands
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Well, I'm a deputy 'cause I guess all the world's problems without even trying.
I'm a jet fuel genius, I can solve the world's problems without even trying.
"What Have They Done to You"
When the gay people come for the tall
When the gatekeeper calls for the toll
"Why Me"
And in between the whole damn play the stars don't show
And in between you hope and pray the scars don't show
"Why Me"
Cause life is strange, and so on shore
Cause life is strange, and so unsure
"Why Me"
I need wi ye
I need relief
"Why Me"
I wanna know, I wanna gnu
I got no bills to pay
Where to go and what to do
You've got those bills to pay
"World Tonight"
Rock that house, mad dog bites
Gonna get rockin' in the world tonight
Black cat howls, mad dog fights
Gonna get rockin' in the world tonight
"You Need Love"
Children love with the duck
Children love without doubt
"Young Man"
I'm stole away
Young man
Time's stowaway
The young man