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"A.D. 1928"
Misheard Lyrics:
As sure as doves can fly
Original Lyrics:
As sure as dogs can fly
"A.D. 1928"
Misheard Lyrics:
As sure as stars can fly
Original Lyrics:
As sure as dogs can fly
"Babe"
Misheard Lyrics:
The love beneath your tears.
Original Lyrics:
The love, the need, your tears.
"Back to Chicago"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause I know it, I wasn't cool
That I acted like a fool
Original Lyrics:
Cause I know my words were cruel
And that I acted like a fool
"Back to Chicago"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I wasn't cool
And that I acted like a fool
Original Lyrics:
Cause I know my words were cruel
And that I acted like a fool
"Ballerina"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crowd before us and anticipate you gentle smile
Original Lyrics:
Crowded halls anticipate your gentle smile
"Ballerina"
Misheard Lyrics:
That would surely convey when you would go
Original Lyrics:
There would surely come a day when you would go
"Best New Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the demon's model
Original Lyrics:
You're the deluxe model
"Best New Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the detox model.
Original Lyrics:
You're the deluxe model.
"Best New Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a suasure to die
Original Lyrics:
If your persuation attack
"Best of Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel so helpless like a baby in the sky
Original Lyrics:
Feel so helpless like a boat against the tide
"Blue Collar Man (Long Nights) (Live 1997)"
Misheard Lyrics:
My God, I'm horny and live!
Original Lyrics:
My God, I'm hardly alive!
"Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take the long nights, impossible lies
Original Lyrics:
I'll take the long nights, impossible odds
"Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not sure I really care
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a charity case
"Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keepin' my back to the world.
Original Lyrics:
Keepin' my back to the wall.
"Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keepin' my mind on the bed alive.
Original Lyrics:
Keepin' my mind on a better life.
"Blue Collar Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm headed for the Indiana borderline.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a poor soul in the unemployment line.
"Born For Adventure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the fief of the highway
Original Lyrics:
I am the thief of the highway
"Born For Adventure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last night while you lie sleeping
I came to steal all your woes
Original Lyrics:
Last night while you lie sleeping
I came to steal all your gold
"Born For Adventure"
Misheard Lyrics:
They called it misfortune
I called it fame.
Original Lyrics:
They called it misfortune
I called it fate.
"Borrowed Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet we never thought about the world
And it's realities.
Original Lyrics:
My friend we never thought about the world
And it's realities.
"Borrowed Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I prayed we never thought about the weather
and it's realities
Original Lyrics:
My friend we never thought about the world
and it's realities
"Cold War"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cold war- loving in the air
Original Lyrics:
Cold war- blowing in the air
or
Cold war- blood is in the air
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
A gathering of angels are peeing above my head
Original Lyrics:
A gathering of angels appeared above my head
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
A gathering of pain pills
Appeared above my head.
Original Lyrics:
A gathering of angels
Appeared above my head.
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
A set of open doors for emergencies
Original Lyrics:
To set an open course for the virgin seas
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Basterd, we can.
Original Lyrics:
Best as we can.
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bumstead away
Original Lyrics:
Come sail away
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
But some how we missed out on the parted road
Original Lyrics:
But somehow we missed out on the pot of gold
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
But somehow there's mingau on the plate of gold.
Original Lyrics:
But somehow we missed out on the pot of gold.
Mingau is a Brazillian breakfast cereal meal.
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
But somehow we missed out on the part we wrote
Original Lyrics:
But somehow we missed out on the pot of gold
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
But somehow we missed out on the parted road
Original Lyrics:
But somehow we missed out, on the pot of gold
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
But somehow we missed out on the pas de deux.
Original Lyrics:
But somehow we missed out on the pot of gold.
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
But somehow we missed out
On that PWA-TOH-BOH.
Original Lyrics:
But somehow we missed out
On that pot of gold.
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come shave a leg, come shave a leg, come shave a leg with me.
Original Lyrics:
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me.
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come stain away
Original Lyrics:
Come sail away.
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come stay awake,
come stay awake
come stay awake with me
Original Lyrics:
Come sail away,
come sail away,
come sail away with me
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Set an open course in an endless sea
or
Free to open Coors in the vagincy
or
Free to open Coors in the vagincy
Original Lyrics:
Set an open course for the virgin sea
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gum, stay away!
Original Lyrics:
Come sail away.
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
I grabbed a ring of angels.
Original Lyrics:
A gathering of angels
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bored, I'm your captain.
Original Lyrics:
On board, I'm the captain.
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sailing away, set an open course for emergency
Original Lyrics:
I'm sailing away, set an open course for the virgin sea
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sailing away
Set an open course full of urgency.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sailing away
Set an open course for the virgin sea.
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sailing away
Free to open doors in an emergency
Original Lyrics:
I'm sailing away
Set an open course for the virgin sea
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm selling Gateway.
Original Lyrics:
I'm sailing away.
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kumselah-weh!
Original Lyrics:
Come sail away.
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lived happily forever, so the story goes,
but somehow we missed out on the part that goes..
or
Lived happily forever, so the story goes,
but somehow we missed out on the part that grows.
or
Lived happily forever, so the story goes,
but somehow we missed out on the part that grows.
Original Lyrics:
Lived happily forever, so the story goes,
but somehow we missed out on the pot of gold
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
On board, I'm the captain
Sublime award!
Original Lyrics:
On board, I'm the captain
So climb aboard.
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
On board, I'm your captain
Sublime Award!
Original Lyrics:
On board, I'm the captain
So climb aboard.
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailing on a horse for emergency
Original Lyrics:
Set an open course for the virgin sea
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Set an open course for emegencies.
Original Lyrics:
To set an open course for the virgin seas
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Set an open course for the birds at sea
Original Lyrics:
Set an open course for the virgin sea
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Set an open course for the vergency.
Original Lyrics:
Set an open course for the virgin sea.
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Set an open course of emergency.
Original Lyrics:
Set an open course for the virgin sea.
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Set an open course, for the birds at sea
Original Lyrics:
Set an open course for the virgin sea
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Set in intercourse, for the virgin's pleas.
Original Lyrics:
Set an open course for the virgin seas.
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
We climbed aboard their starship and headed for this guy.
Original Lyrics:
We climbed aboard their starship and headed for the sky.
"Come Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
We raped those dirty angels, but to my surprise
We climbed on board with Starship, and we headed for disguise.
Original Lyrics:
I thought that they were angels, but to my surprise
We climbed aboard their starship, and we headed for the skies.
"Crystal Ball"
Misheard Lyrics:
All alone, attracting time.
Original Lyrics:
All alone and trapped in time.
"Crystal Ball"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mister, oh!
Original Lyrics:
Crystal ball
"Crystal Ball"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I'd sit and gaze the days
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I'd sit and gaze for days
"Don't Let It End"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let it end
Maybe we could have so much fun.
Original Lyrics:
Dont't let it end
Baby we could have so much more.
"Edge of the Century"
Misheard Lyrics:
The earth will arrive
and I'll meet you on the other side
Original Lyrics:
The dawn's gonna break
and I'll meet you on the other side
"Fallen Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
No satan or pope, no king, no queen
Original Lyrics:
No saint, no pope, no king, no queen.
"Fallen Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not Einstein or Elvis or Lennon are larks
Original Lyrics:
Not Einstein or Elvis or Lennon and Marx
"Fallen Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turns out nobody's perfect, from magazines
Original Lyrics:
Turns out nobody's perfect, from A-Z
"Fooling Yourself (Angry Young Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life's made easy.
Original Lyrics:
Relax, just take it easy.
"Fooling Yourself (Angry Young Man)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see the world through your city-cool eyes.
Original Lyrics:
You see the world through your cynical eyes.
"Fooling Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, let's see what you got
Just take off your socks and go bowling.
Original Lyrics:
Come on, let's see what you've got
Just take your best shot and don't blow it.
"Grand Illusion"
Misheard Lyrics:
A million Custer's competition
Original Lyrics:
America spells competition.
"Grand Illusion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to figure out who the hell we are
or
Trying to get on out of in the pail we are
or
Trying to get on out of in the pail we are
Original Lyrics:
And still we wonder who the hell we are
"Heavy Metal Poisoning"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will spank you in these nights.
Original Lyrics:
First we’ll spank your big behinds.
"Heavy Metal Poisoning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Overloaded (overloaded) on psyches and dwells.
Original Lyrics:
Overloaded (overloaded) on sex and drugs.
"Heavy Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hairy, hairy daughter
Original Lyrics:
Heavy, heavy water
"Heavy Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Harry, Harry Potter
Original Lyrics:
Heavy, heavy water
"Homewrecker"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it won't be ending happy ending
Original Lyrics:
And there won't be any happy endings
"Homewrecker"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you know it won't being ending happy ending
Original Lyrics:
And there won't be any happy endings
"Homewrecker"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a near fatal attraction
Original Lyrics:
Just a near fatal attraction
"I'm Ok"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey, hey, hey, eight
Skate, sit on it and rotate.
or
Hey, hey, hey, hey, eight
Skate sitta on a on a rotate.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey, hey, hey, eight
Skate, seven on the rotate.
"I'm Ok"
Misheard Lyrics:
When your spirit's got you wandering from the road
Original Lyrics:
When your spirit's got you on the run
"Jennifer"
Misheard Lyrics:
She keeps her lady's love from me all the time
Original Lyrics:
She keeps her lady's love for me all the time
"Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just touch me
And my troubles are vain.
Original Lyrics:
Just touch me
And my troubles all fade.
"Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lunchtime in her eyes
Original Lyrics:
Sunshine in her eyes
"Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Touch me, and my trouble abade.
or
Touch me, and my troubles obeyed.
Original Lyrics:
Touch me, and my troubles all fade.
"Lights (Live 2001)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to the church and forget it all
Original Lyrics:
Go to Ventura and forget it all
"Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
Giving me away, marry me, marry me
Original Lyrics:
Giving me away, carry me, carry me
"Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
Illuminate me carry me away, marry me, marry me
Original Lyrics:
Illuminate me giving me away, carry me, carry me
"Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you let me fade
Original Lyrics:
Won't you let me play
"Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see the parade it won't last
Original Lyrics:
You seem afraid it won't last
"Lonely Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonely child, you make me happy
You take my feels and set them free
Original Lyrics:
Lonely child, you make me happy
You take my fears and set them free
"Lonely People"
Misheard Lyrics:
In penthouse suites they sit downstairs
Original Lyrics:
In penthouse suites they sit and stare
"Lonely People"
Misheard Lyrics:
In penthouse suites, they cry for help.
Original Lyrics:
In penthouse suites, they sit and stare.
"Lorelei"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brighten up the stars forever.
Original Lyrics:
Brighter than the stars forever.
"Lorelei"
Misheard Lyrics:
When that thing kabloralies,
my head turns all around.
Original Lyrics:
When I think of Lorelei,
my head turns all around.
"Love In The Midnight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe it time to for a wonderbul with a woman like you
Original Lyrics:
Maybe it's the night for a rendevous with a woman like you
"Love In The Midnight"
Misheard Lyrics:
The time is now to take my wise into the street
Original Lyrics:
The time is now to take my wares into the street
"Love Is The Ritual"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is the rich-a-ble.
Original Lyrics:
Love is the ritual.
"Love at First Sight"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were caught weather at this passion inside of
Original Lyrics:
We were caught unaware at this passion inside us
"Love is the Ritual"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is original
Original Lyrics:
Love is the ritual
"Miss America (Live)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you!
Miss America
Original Lyrics:
Don't you?
Miss America
"Miss America"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Jew! Miss America
Original Lyrics:
Aren't you? Miss America
"Miss America"
Misheard Lyrics:
A barrage of both you and us
Original Lyrics:
A mirage for both you and us
"Miss America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Achoo! Miss America
Original Lyrics:
Aren't you? Miss America
"Miss America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Adieu, Miss America.
Original Lyrics:
Aren't you, Miss America?
"Miss America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aroog! Miss America
Original Lyrics:
Aren't you? Miss America
"Miss America"
Misheard Lyrics:
F**k you! Miss America
Original Lyrics:
Aren't you? Miss America
"Miss America"
Misheard Lyrics:
How'd do? Miss America
Original Lyrics:
Aren't you? Miss America
"Miss America"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got you, Miss America!
Original Lyrics:
Well aren't you Miss America?
"Miss America"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's on you, Miss America
Original Lyrics:
Well aren't you Miss American?
"Miss America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no, not you! Miss America
Original Lyrics:
Well aren't you Miss American?
"Miss America"
Misheard Lyrics:
We love you Miss America
Original Lyrics:
Aren't you? Miss America
"Miss America"
Misheard Lyrics:
What happened to you? Miss America
Original Lyrics:
Well aren't you, Miss America
"Miss America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your home state must be brown
Original Lyrics:
Your home station must be proud
"Miss America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your home station must be brown
Original Lyrics:
Your home state sure must be proud
"Mother Dear"
Misheard Lyrics:
With my manhood stripped and rimed
Original Lyrics:
With my manuscripts and rhymes
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
A brain like a yam
Original Lyrics:
My brain; IBM
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cigarette, cigarette
I got a cigarette.
Original Lyrics:
Secret, secret
I've got a secret.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on Wally Gottschall, Mr. Roboto.
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, I wanna f***, oh Mr. Roboto.
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, everybody, let's do the Robo.
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuando miro un gato bizco, lo mato!
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto!
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dobo oh e gotoe Mr. Roboto
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Domino Rigato, Mr. Roboto
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Biscuit Roboto Rubber taco, Rubber taco
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto Domo, Domo
Editors note: someone submitted this with Queen as the performer name. Queen never performed this song; Styx did.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Biscuit Roboto, Rubber taco, Rubber taco
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto, Domo, Domo
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
He eats you only by day.
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mister Roboto.
Gotta boogie all day.
Domo arigato, Mister Roboto.
Gets you working on time.
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Ro-Scott-o.
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
He eats you once he retires
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
He eats you once you retire.
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
He keeps you washing in Tide.
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
We eat you once you retire.
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo shiri tai.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know airy got-o, Mr. Roboto Don't know...don't know Don't know...don't know
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto Domo...domo Domo...domo
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know how he got you, Mr. Roboto.
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know how we got a Mr. Roboto
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know how we got to Mr. Roboto Not the movie again;
Don't know how we got to Mr. Roboto He sees you washing your tie
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto Himitsu wo shiri tai
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know what you got, oh Mr Roboto.
Don't know don't know
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr Roboto.
Domo, domo
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know where he got to, Mr. Roboto.
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know where we got a Mr. Roboto.
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know where we got the Mr. Roboto.
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't nobody got no, Mr. Roboto.
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Double Ari Gato mr. roboto.
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Double Rigolotto Mr. Roboto
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Double all you got for Mr. Roboto.
Original Lyrics:
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Double chocolate gato, Mr. Roboto.
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Double whiskey promto, Mr Roboto
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigoto, Mr Roboto
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
He eats too much at a time
Original Lyrics:
Himitsu wo shiri tai
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
He keeps you washing in Tide.
Original Lyrics:
Himitsu wo shiri tai
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Marborol man.
Original Lyrics:
I am the mod-ren man.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Marvin Man.
Original Lyrics:
I am the mod-ren man.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Mauldron man.
Original Lyrics:
I am the mod-ren man.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Orkin man.
Original Lyrics:
I am the modern man.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the margarine man.
Original Lyrics:
I am the modern man.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
I killed Roy!
Original Lyrics:
I'm Kilroy!
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know Kung Fu.
Original Lyrics:
I need control.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Machines be human eyes
Original Lyrics:
Machines dehumanize
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Machines do euthanize.
Original Lyrics:
Machines dehumanize.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mashu a madigan
Original Lyrics:
Machine or mannequin
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Missles made in Sudan
Original Lyrics:
With parts made in Japan
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
My brain is a yam
Original Lyrics:
My brain; IBM
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
My brain is in a jam.
Original Lyrics:
My brain; IBM
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart is human
My bood is boiling
My brain is a yam.
Original Lyrics:
My heart is human
My blood is boiling
My brain IBM.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me what you got, oh Mr. Roboto, show me, show me
Original Lyrics:
Domo arigato, Mr Roboto, Domo, Domo
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit back, sit back, you've got to sit back.
Original Lyrics:
Secret, secret, I got a secret.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sucrets, Sucrets, I got a Sucrets.
Original Lyrics:
Secret, secret, I got a secret.
'Sucrets' is a type of throat lozenge. It's chiefly used in plural form.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sukret, sukret, I have a sukret.
Original Lyrics:
Secret, secret, I have a secret.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
The time has come at last
To throw away the past.
Original Lyrics:
The time has come at last
To throw away this mask.
"Mr. Roboto"
Misheard Lyrics:
The time has come at last
To throw away this lass.
Original Lyrics:
The time has come at last
To throw away this mask.
"Not Dead Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy's gonna get me but I'm not dead yet
Original Lyrics:
Someday he's gonna get me but I'm not dead yet
"Not Dead Yet"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a mother in the alley
There's a snapper in the hall
Original Lyrics:
There's a mugger in the alley
There's a sniper in the hall
"Nothing Ever Goes As Planned"
Misheard Lyrics:
Defense barrels turn to sand.
Original Lyrics:
Even pharaohs turn to sand.
"Nothing Ever Goes As Planned"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been working and sailing for your Jamaican dream
Original Lyrics:
You've been working and saving for your Jamaican dream
"Put Me On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear the symptoms, I go play.
Original Lyrics:
Hear the sythesizers play.
"Put Me On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me on on your brand new record album
Original Lyrics:
Put me on I'm your brand new record album
"Queen of Spades"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her black lovers curse might find you yet
Original Lyrics:
Her black widows curse might find you yet
"Queen of Spades"
Misheard Lyrics:
Luck is a lady who's smile is as cold as the sun
or
Luck is a lady who's smile is as cold as a storm
or
Luck is a lady who's smile is as cold as a storm
Original Lyrics:
Luck is a lady who's smile is as cold as a stone
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't have a d***.
Original Lyrics:
And I don't wanna go.
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear Mama, I can feel you with my knees.
Original Lyrics:
Dear Mama, I can hear you a-crying.
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hangman is coming down from Nogales.
Original Lyrics:
Hangman is coming down from the gallows.
For those not geographically familiar: Nogales is a city in Arizona, on the Mexican border. (There's also a Nogales on the other side of the border as well.)
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're a goat!
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna go!
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a hairbrush on my head.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a high price on my head
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got lice on my head
Original Lyrics:
I've got a high price on my head
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judge'll have the events today of the wanted man
Original Lyrics:
Judge'll have revenge today on the wanted man
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to have revenge today
I'm a wanted man
Original Lyrics:
The judge will have revenge today
On the wanted man
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marijuana man
Original Lyrics:
For a wanted man.
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nevermore, you know it's great
Original Lyrics:
Nevermore to go astray
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law
Lawman has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my home
Original Lyrics:
Oh Mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law
Hangman is coming down from the gallows and I don't have very long
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh mama I've been given the lamb,
it had a high price on my head
Original Lyrics:
Oh Mama, I've been years on the lam
and had a high price on my head
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, mama, I've been eating the lamb, and had a high price on my hands.
Lawman said, 'Get him fed, or he'll die,' now it's for sure they'll see me fed.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, mama, I've been years on the lam, and had a high price on my head.
Lawman said, 'Get him dead or alive,' now it's for sure he'll see me dead.
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
The church will have revenge today on a wanted man.
Original Lyrics:
The judge will have revenge today on the wanted man.
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
The heat is up, the noose is out.
Original Lyrics:
The jig is up, the news is out.
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
The jig is up,
the loser's out
They finally found me.
Original Lyrics:
The jig is up,
the news is out
They've finally found me
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
The jig is up, the news is out.
Original Lyrics:
The jig is up, the noose is out.
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
The jig is up, the noose is out.
Original Lyrics:
The jig is up, the news is out.
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
The jig is up
The noose is out
They finally found me.
Original Lyrics:
The jig is up
The news is out
They've finally found me.
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
The judge will have the Benz today
For the wanted man.
Original Lyrics:
The judge will have revenge today
On the wanted man.
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
The team is up
For new design
They finally found me.
Original Lyrics:
The jig is up
The news is out
They've finally found me.
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
The trick is up, the noose is out
They finally found me.
Original Lyrics:
The jig is up, the news is out
They finally found me.
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
They dreamed all about me.
Original Lyrics:
Retrieved for a bounty
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're in brigade with Patti Page.
or
I been afraid of Patti Page.
Original Lyrics:
The renegade who had it made
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
This could be the yesterday of the wanted man
or
This could happen everyday, I'm a wanted man.
Original Lyrics:
The judge will have revenge today on the wanted man.
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
This could happen everyday, I'm a wanted man
or
This could be the yesterday of the wanted man
or
This could be the yesterday of the wanted man
Original Lyrics:
The judge will have revenge today on the wanted man
"Renegade"
Misheard Lyrics:
This'll be the end today
For the modern man.
Original Lyrics:
This'll be the end today
Of the wanted man.
"Rockin' The Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight's the night we'll make history
As sure as dogs can fly.
Original Lyrics:
Tonight's the night we'll make history
As sure as thoughts can fly.
"Rockin' the Paradise (Live 2001)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And some straight talking,
hard rockin son of a gun
Original Lyrics:
And some straight talking,
hard working son of a gun
"Show Me the Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I pray that I lost my faith
Original Lyrics:
So afaid that I lost my faith
"Show Me the Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I pray, I just won't know
Original Lyrics:
So afraid, I just won't know
"Sing For The Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ageless and Timeless as Tori Ann Grey
Original Lyrics:
Ageless and timeless as Dorian Gray
"Sing For The Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ageless in time like historian grace.
Original Lyrics:
Ageless and timeless as Dorian Gray.
"Sing For The Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as your Serbian leader
I'm bound in your search for the truth.
Original Lyrics:
And as your surrogate leader
I'm bound in your search for the truth.
"Sing for the Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ageless and timeless as glorious days
Original Lyrics:
Ageless and timeless as Dorian Gray
"Sing for the Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come to your window tonight and say goodbye to your dreams
Original Lyrics:
Come to your window tonight and we'll fly to your dreams
"Snowblind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blinded with confidence
you dealt it awhile
you stole my white without a fight
Original Lyrics:
Blinded by confidence
you devil in white
you stole my will without a fight
"Snowblind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honest and innocent, you're dabbled in white
You stole my will without a fight.
Original Lyrics:
Harmless and innocent, you devil in white
You stole my will without a fight.
"Snowblind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought that I could call your blood.
Original Lyrics:
Thought that I could call your bluff.
"Suite Madame Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
A miracle, a miracle, a miracle, a miracle
Original Lyrics:
America, America, America, America
"Suite Madame Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sinbad, Oh Yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Suite Madam Blue
"Suite Madame Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your majoral rules
Original Lyrics:
You made your own rules
"The Best Of Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel so helpless
like a cheseburger with fries
Original Lyrics:
I feel so helpless
like a boat agenst the tides
"The Best Of Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spend late nights alone with you
Original Lyrics:
Are when I'm alone with you
"The Best of Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wouldn't have to die, no no
Original Lyrics:
I wouldn't have to cry, no no
"This Old Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lunch box head on his knees with
Coffee sandwiches and brie
For me
Original Lyrics:
Lunch box held all his needs with
Coffee sandwhiches and dreams
For me
"This Old Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
With coffee, sandwiches and brie for me
Original Lyrics:
With coffee, sandwiches and dreams for me
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's taken a weight,
taken a weight on me
Original Lyrics:
And it's ticking away,
ticking away from me
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
I spend too much time on my a**.
Original Lyrics:
I've got too much time on my hands.
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm hot in gel?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not in jail?
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not a Fezziwig?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not the President?
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not annoyed?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not employed?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not in Hell?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not in jail?
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not in voice?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not the President?
Is it any wonder I'm not a boy?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not the President?
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm unemployed?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm null and void?
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there any wonder I'm not a Cousineau
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm not a criminal
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there any wonder I'm sayin' it all?
Original Lyrics:
Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too much time on my hands
T-t-t-t-t-take it away.
Original Lyrics:
Too much time on my hands
T-t-t-t-t-ticking away.
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too much top of my head
Original Lyrics:
Too much time on my hands
"Too Much Time On My Hands"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm a deputy 'cause I guess all the world's problems without even trying.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a jet fuel genius, I can solve the world's problems without even trying.
"What Have They Done to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the gay people come for the tall
Original Lyrics:
When the gatekeeper calls for the toll
"Why Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in between the whole damn play the stars don't show
Original Lyrics:
And in between you hope and pray the scars don't show
"Why Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause life is strange, and so on shore
Original Lyrics:
Cause life is strange, and so unsure
"Why Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need wi ye
Original Lyrics:
I need relief
"Why Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna know, I wanna gnu
I got no bills to pay
Original Lyrics:
Where to go and what to do
You've got those bills to pay
"World Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock that house, mad dog bites
Gonna get rockin' in the world tonight
Original Lyrics:
Black cat howls, mad dog fights
Gonna get rockin' in the world tonight
"You Need Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children love with the duck
Original Lyrics:
Children love without doubt
"Young Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm stole away
Young man
Original Lyrics:
Time's stowaway
The young man

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