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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> Ray Stevens

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ray Stevens that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 16 misheard song lyrics for Ray Stevens on amIright currently.

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"Ahab the Arab" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, the Sultan saw that Ahab was intending to make a dent, in his harem, but he fled
Original Lyrics:
Well, the Sultan charged at Ahab, intending to make a dent, in his head, but he fled
This is only heard in the original version, not the sanitized version that appears on most Ray Stevens tapes and leaves out the part where the Sultan walked in on Ahab and Fatima.
"Gitarzan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's always to des.
Original Lyrics:
He's always at ease.
"Mama Sang Bass"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama said grace - daddy ate dinner...
Original Lyrics:
Mama sang bass - daddy sang tenor...
"Mississippi Squirrel Revival"
Misheard Lyrics:
The day the squirrel went berserk
In the First South Baptist Church.
Original Lyrics:
The day the squirrel went berserk
In the First Self-Righteous Church.
"Mr. Businessman"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can wheel and deal the best of them
And steal it from the restaurant.
Original Lyrics:
You can wheel and deal the best of them
And steal it from the rest of them.
"The Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue sky clone
Original Lyrics:
Blue Cyclone
"The Streak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And here he come, right out of the cheap seats,
dribbling, right down the middle of the court.
Didn't have on nothing but his head.
Original Lyrics:
And here he come, right out of the cheap seats,
dribbling, right down the middle of the court.
Didn't have on nothing but his PF's.
"The Streak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boogie-dy, boogie-dy!
Original Lyrics:
Look-at-dat, look-at-dat!
"The Streak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't have on nothing but his penis
Original Lyrics:
Didn't have on nothing but his PF's.
"The Streak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't look, a**hole!
Original Lyrics:
Don't look, Ethel!
"The Streak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ethel, you shaved that p***y?
Original Lyrics:
Ethel, you shameless hussy!
"The Streak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ethel, you'll get your corn dog!
Original Lyrics:
Ethel, you get your clothes on!
"The Streak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He ain't rude (Look at that, look at that!)
He ain't rude (Look at that, look at that)
He's just in the mood to run in the nude.
Original Lyrics:
He ain't crude (Look at that, look at that!)
He ain't lewd (Look at that, look at that)
He's just in the mood to run in the nude.
"The Streak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He don't give or say please.
Original Lyrics:
He gonna give us a peek.
"The Streak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here he comes,
Look-at-that, Look-at that,
There he goes,
Look-at-that, Look-at that,
And he ain't wearin' no gold!
Oh yes, they call in the street
Look-at-that, Look-at that!
Original Lyrics:
Here he comes,
Boogity-Boogity,
There he goes,
Boogity-Boogity,
And he ain't wearin' no clothes!
Oh yes, they call him the streak
Boogity-Boogity!
"The Streak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look-at-dat, look-at-dat!
Original Lyrics:
Boogity boogity

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