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"Chant No. 1 (I Don't Need This Pressure On)"
I don't need this special bra.
I don't need this pressure on.
"Chant No. 1 (I Don't Need This Pressure On)"
I don't think it's personal
I don't need this pressure on
"Chant No. 1"
Don't need this restaurant.
Don't need this pressure on.
"Diamond"
She loved Neil Diamond.
She loved like diamond.
"Gently"
Gently, s*** comes near me.
Gently, she comes near me.
"Gently"
Whether right or whether wrong
Gently s*** comes near me.
Whether right or whether wrong
Gently she comes near me.
"Gold"
Gold! Always believe in your cell
You got the power to go
Gold! Always believe in your soul
You got the power to know
"Gold"
Lapdancers bound to return.
Glad that you're bound to return.
"Gold"
Love is like a hard prisoner of war
You can leave me standing so Paul.
My love is like a high prison wall
And you could leave me standing so tall.
"Gold"
Thank you for coming home.
I'm sorry left the kids all alone.
Thank you for coming home.
I'm sorry that the chairs are all worn.
"Gold"
Thank you for coming
I'm sorry the cheese rolls are cold.
Thank you for coming home
I'm sorry that the chairs are all worn.
"Gold"
The man with the suit and broad face.
The man with the suit and the pace.
"Gold"
These are my salad days
Slowly being the eternal way.
These are my salad days
Slowly being eaten away.
"Gold"
These are the sad old days
These are my salad days
"Gold"
You're a road hog.
You are gold (gold).
"Gold"
You're indestructo.
You're indestructible.
"Heaven Is A Secret"
Here is her model home
Listen to the call of the wall.
Here is her model home
Listen to the call of the wild.
"Highly Strung"
She's well up to blow the crowd alive.
She's wired up to blow the power line.
"I'll Fly For You"
Passion breaking wind
Will break me from the start.
Passion take the wind
And break me from this tie.
"I'll Fly For You"
Passion take the wind
And break me from this time.
Passion take the wind
And break me from this tie.
"Lifeline"
He could have built a statute of time
So if he'd only try to understand.
He could have built a statue with his hands
So gentle when he tried to understand.
"Musclebound"
One, two, brusslesprout
All tied up
Work 'til you're musclebound
All night long.
"Musclebound"
Work 'til you're musclebound
Don't skive off.
Work 'til you're musclebound
All night long.
"Musclebound"
Work till your muscles howl, all night long
Work till you're musclebound, all night long
"Snakes and Lovers"
Sex and murder burgers
Snakes and lov-er-s
"This Much Is True"
It's a long time ago.
Sand's a time on its own.
"This Much Is True"
Take your teeth right out and write the next line.
Take your seaside arms and write the next line.
"This Much Is True"
This smudge is true.
This much is true.
"This Much Is True"
This star just trickled.
This much is true.
"This Much Is True"
This star just tripled.
This much is true.
"Through The Barricades"
And through the barbecues
And through the barricades
"Through The Barricades"
And we made her laugh on braised lamb
And we made our love on wasteland
"Through The Barricades"
I see it in her face that's turned twice.
I see it in her face that's turned to ice.
"True"
Aloha, I'm now here to stay
Oh, I want the truth to be said
"True"
His smile is dripping.
This much is true.
"True"
I know Miss Funches' true.
I know this much is true.
"True"
I know the Sarge is true
I know this much is true
"True"
I know their's blotches girl
or
I know this barges through
or
I know this blunch is true
or
The Sargeant's chicken
I know this much is true.
"True"
I know this blunch is true
or
I know this barges through
or
I know their's blotches girl
or
I know their's blotches girl
I know this much is true
Blunch is an australian expression for skipping school
"True"
I know there's bunches, truth.
I know this much is true.
"True"
I know there's lawnchairs, too.
or
I know this punch is true.
I know this much is true.
"True"
I know these munchies too
I know this much is true
"True"
I know this 'sage is true.
I know this much is true.
Pronounced 'saage' as in massage.
"True"
I know this Mark is Schuth.
I know this much is true.
"True"
I know this crunch is true.
I know this much is true.
"True"
I know there's bunches too
or
I notice a bunches too
or
I notice a bunches too
I know this much is true
"True"
I'm known as Nachez True
I know this much is true
"True"
I'm no less conscious than you
I know this much is true
"True"
Listen'n to more than 'Oh my Lo-ord'.
Listening to Marvin all night long.
"True"
Listenin' to more than words say.
Listening to Marvin all night long.
"True"
Listenin' to morons all night long
Listening to Marvin all night long
"True"
Listenin' to morphene all night long.
Listening to Marvin all night long.
"True"
Listening to moaning all night long.
Listening to Marvin all night long.
"True"
Sands of time, I've been told.
Sand's a time on its own.
"True"
Sends a time of it's own.
Sand's a time on its own.
"True"
Sense of time of its own.
Sands a time of his own.
"True"
Spends his time on the dole.
Sands a time of his own.
"True"
Take your seats, announce who'll write the next line
Take your seaside arms and write the next line
"True"
The Sardis Chipper
This much is true-ue
"True"
The smartest chicken.
This much is true.
"True"
I know there's lawn chairs too
or
This lunch is true... this lunch is true
or
The smile just tripled
or
The smile just tripled
This much is true
"True"
The star just tripped through.
This much is true.
"True"
The stars they trickle
This much is true
"True"
There's bunches, too.
This much is true.
"True"
This open earth has just begun.
Dissolve the nerves that have just begun.
"True"
This open earth has just begun
Listening to more than all night long.
Dissolve the nerves that have just begun
Listening to Marvin all night long.
"True"
This open wound has just begun
Listin' to morning all night long.
Dissolve the nerves that have just begun
Listening to Marvin all night long.
"True"
This opener has just begun
Dissolve the nerves that have just begun
"True"
This scotch is triple,
this scotch is triple
I know this scotch is triple
This much is true,
this much is true
I know this much is true
"True"
This smile just tripled.
This much is true.
"True"
This smile just tripled.
This much is true.
"True"
With a drill in my hand and a pillow mite on
or
With a pen in my hand and I pillow my tongue
With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
"True"
With a drill in my hand and a pillow mite on
With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
"True"
With a pen in my hand and I pillow my tongue.
With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue.
"True"
With a thrill in my hand and a pill on my tongue.
With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue.
"true"
spends his time on the dole
sands a time of its own
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