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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Frank Sinatra that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 39 misheard song lyrics for Frank Sinatra on amIright currently.

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"(Theme From) New York, New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
Start spreading manure.
Original Lyrics:
Start spreading the news.
"(Theme From) New York, New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
The stocks are up and The Battery's down
Original Lyrics:
The Bronx is up and the Battery's down
"(Theme From) New York, New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
These little brown shoes, are going away.
Original Lyrics:
These little town blues, are melting away.
"(Theme From) New York, New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
This sack of brown shoes
Are melting away.
Original Lyrics:
These little town blues
Are melting away.
"Come Fly With Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Comply with me.
Original Lyrics:
Come fly with me.
"Come Fly with Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a one man band
And he'll flute his toot for you
Original Lyrics:
In llama-land there's a one-man band
And he'll toot his flute for you
"Fly Me To The Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
In other worlds, hold my hand
In other worlds, baby kiss me
Original Lyrics:
In other words, hold my hand
In other words, baby kiss me
"Forget Domani"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's forget about tamales 'cause tamales never stop.
Original Lyrics:
Let's forget about domani [tomorrow] 'cause domani never comes.
"Girl From Ipanema"
Misheard Lyrics:
But each day when she talks to the sea,
She looks straight ahead when she pees
Original Lyrics:
But each day, when she walks to the sea
She looks straight ahead, not at me
"Girl From Ipanema"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tall ten young and beautiful
Original Lyrics:
Tall tanned, young and beautiful
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy golden days, up yours!
Original Lyrics:
Happy golden days of yore
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy old men date the whore.
Original Lyrics:
Happy golden days of yore
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here we are, Olden Polynice
Happy bawlin' days of yours.
Original Lyrics:
Here we are as in olden days
Happy golden days of yore.
In case you didn't know, Olden Polynice was an NBA player. Most sports fans of this site will know who he is. However, he was not yet born when this song was made...so mishearing it this way would be an anachronism.
"If I Could Be With You (One Hour Tonight)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could be with Lou Piniella tonight
Original Lyrics:
If I could be with you one hour tonight
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow (Pluto)
In a one-horse open sleigh (Today)
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow (To-doh)
In a one-horse open sleigh (Today)
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
I long those J-I-N-G-L-E Bells
Original Lyrics:
I love those J-I-N-G-L-E Bells
"Let It Snow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the winery's slowly dying
But my dear, we're still good-bying.
Original Lyrics:
Now the fire is slowly dying
But my dear, we're still goodbye-ing.
"Let It Snow"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the wineries kiss goodnight
How I'll hate going out in the storm.
Original Lyrics:
When we finally kiss goodnight
How I'll hate going out in the storm.
"Love and Marriage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a dad and mother
You can't have one
It's just no fun
You can't have one without the other.
Original Lyrics:
Dad was told by mother
You can't have one
You can't have none
You can't have one without the other.
The theme from 'Married...with Children'.
"Love and Marriage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love and Mary
Love and Mary
They go together like some frozen carrots
Original Lyrics:
Love and Marriage
Love and Marriage
They go together like a horse and carriage
"Love and Marriage"
Misheard Lyrics:
They go together like some whores and carrots
Original Lyrics:
They go together like a horse and carriage
"Luck Be a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yuck be a lady denied
Original Lyrics:
Luck be a lady tonight
"Makin' Whoopee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another season, another reason
For making movies.
Original Lyrics:
Another season, another reason
For making whoopee.
"Moonlight in Vermont"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see fingers wave
Original Lyrics:
Icy finger waves
"My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
All summer long we sang a song
And then we strolled that golden sand
But more, much more than this
I did it my way
Original Lyrics:
I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and every highway
But more, much more than this
I did it my way
"My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now, as tears subside
I find it also amusing
To think I diddle that.
Original Lyrics:
And now, as tears subside
I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that.
"My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
The liquor flows, I took the blows, and did it my way.
Original Lyrics:
The record shows I took the blows, and did it my way.
"Night and Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Dave, under the height of me
Original Lyrics:
Night and day, under the hide of me
"Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smile though your arm is breaking
Original Lyrics:
Smile though your heart is breaking
"Strangers In The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strangers at Versailles
Original Lyrics:
Strangers at first sight
"Strangers In The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strangers have a knife exchanging glasses
Wondering in the night.
or
Strangers in the night exchanging glasses
Wondering with the knife.
Original Lyrics:
Strangers in the night exchanging glances
Wondering in the night.
"Strangers In The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strangers in the night exchanging pantses
This one is too tight
Must find another.
If there were any chance.
Original Lyrics:
Strangers in the night exchanging glances
Wondering in the night
What were the chances?
"Strangers in the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love was just a glance away
A woman bracing dance away
Original Lyrics:
Love was just a glance away
A warm embracing dance away
"Strangers in the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scooby-dooby-doo
Original Lyrics:
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo
Did this really inspire the theme song from Scooby Doo, Where Are You?
"That's Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I caught a crippen baby.
Original Lyrics:
I thought of quittin' baby.
"The Best Is Yet to Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
The best is yet to come, war 55
Original Lyrics:
The best is yet to come, won't it be fine?
"Theme from New York, New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
And fine I'm aim number one
Top of the list
King of the hill
Aim number one
Original Lyrics:
And find I'm A-number-one
Top of the list
King of the hill
A-number-one
"Young At Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you are a monster bear and young at heart
Original Lyrics:
If you are amongst the very young at heart
"Young At Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you are a mungleberry young at heart
Original Lyrics:
If you are amongst the very young at heart

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