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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ed Sheeran that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 33 misheard song lyrics for Ed Sheeran on amIright currently.

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"Castle On The Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
We watched the sunset
Over the cars. So lonely you.
Original Lyrics:
We watched the sunset
Over the castle on the hill
"Castle On The Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
We watched the sunset
Over the cots of Lonely Hill
or
Over the cottage of Lonely Hill
Original Lyrics:
We watched the sunset
Over the castle on the hill
"Castle on the Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on my way driving at light speed
or
I'm on my way driving at nineteen
Original Lyrics:
I'm on my way
Driving at ninety
"Castle on the Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on my way
Driving at ninety down those country lanes
Singing to "Tony Danza"
Original Lyrics:
I'm on my way
Driving at ninety down those country lanes
Singing to "Tiny Dancer"
Angela was the boss.
"Castle on the Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over the cards so don't let go
Original Lyrics:
Over the castle on the hill
"Don't"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather finger you and sit on the couch
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather put on a film with you and sit on the couch
"I See Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see fire
Burning the breeze
or
Blood and debris
Original Lyrics:
I see fire
Blood in the breeze
"I See Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Icy fire
Original Lyrics:
I see fire
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you can fit me
Inside the knickers you got when you were 16
Original Lyrics:
Oh you can fit me
Inside the necklace you got when you were 16
"Shape Of you"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my Butt Cheeks smell like you.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bedsheets smell like you
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bad s***s smell like you
Original Lyrics:
And now my bedsheets smell like you
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bed she smell like you
Original Lyrics:
And now my bedsheets smell like you
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And trust me I'll give it to John's now.
Original Lyrics:
And trust me I'll give it a chance now.
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're shaped like a magnitude
Original Lyrics:
We push and pull like a magnet do
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on be my baby gumba
Original Lyrics:
Come on, be my baby, come on
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, be my baby kumera
Original Lyrics:
Come on, be my baby, come on
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drinking Faust and we took slow
Original Lyrics:
Drinking fast and we talk slow
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with the ship on view
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love with the shape of you
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with the shit on you
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love with the shape of you
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with your snake body
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love with the shape of you
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull shampoo like a magnitude
Original Lyrics:
We push and pull like a magnet do
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
We push n pull like a magnab too
Original Lyrics:
We push and pull like a magnet do
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You put shampoo like a magnitude.
Original Lyrics:
We push and pull like a magnet do.
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You shampoo like a magnet too.
Original Lyrics:
We push and pull like a magnet do
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love was handy for somebody like me.
Original Lyrics:
Your love was handmade for somebody like me.
"Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singing "We Found Love" in an open grave
Original Lyrics:
Singing "We Found Love" in a local rave
"Thinking Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
And, baby, your smile's forever in my mind and Ben Vereen
Original Lyrics:
And, baby, your smile's forever in my mind and memory
"Thinking Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
And, darling, I will be loving you 'til we're 17
Original Lyrics:
And, darling, I will be loving you 'til we're 70
"Thinking Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, we don't like the way we are
Original Lyrics:
(That) Maybe we found love right where we are
"Thinking Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me up in the light of the fire department
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars
"Thinking Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me into your Lebanon
Original Lyrics:
Take me into your lovin' arms
"Thinking Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me into your lemon arms
Original Lyrics:
Take me into your lovin' arms
"Thinking Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to Lebanon
Original Lyrics:
Take me into your lovin' arms

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